wunala
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How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Wed May 11, 2005 11:40 pm

Can there really be more than one Gkirk?

I see there is one from the Congo, I hope the one from Turkey is OK. (Ungo Bongo).
 
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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Wed May 11, 2005 11:43 pm

Dear god, Yann, don't even THINK such a terrible thing!!!!!  wideeyed 

More than one kirk would be the death of normality as we know it. The world would descend into complete insanity - more than it already has!!!!!!!!

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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Wed May 11, 2005 11:45 pm

Emm, I am not Yann, there are 2 Wunala's out there.
 
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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Wed May 11, 2005 11:46 pm

Two GKirks is one too many. One GKirk is the same.  Wink
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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Wed May 11, 2005 11:47 pm

Sorry Wunala, it's me age you know, and having to put up with Kirk etc  crazy 

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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Wed May 11, 2005 11:50 pm

Skidmarks, having read about children, I forgive you.

Is there anyone else that likes to change their nationality every week????
 
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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Wed May 11, 2005 11:59 pm

Quoting Wunala (Reply 5):
Is there anyone else that likes to change their nationality every week????

Qantasforver has never shown any signs of being particularly attached to any one country.  Wink
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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Thu May 12, 2005 12:09 am

Quoting Banco (Reply 6):
Qantasforver has never shown any signs of being particularly attached to any one country.

QFF just changes his flag every week because Johan refuses to enable the flag that he REALLY wants, which is this one...

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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Thu May 12, 2005 12:16 am

Quoting Wunala (Reply 5):
Is there anyone else that likes to change their nationality every week????

I do. Usually I just change between US and Ned. Antilles. (see my user name). Kinda depends on where I'd rather be. I'm American though.  Silly
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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Thu May 12, 2005 12:16 am

Are those stretched lions (top left and bottom right) bedside carpets?
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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Thu May 12, 2005 12:22 am

Quoting NoUFO (Reply 9):
Are those stretched lions (top left and bottom right) bedside carpets?

Yes. They represent the damage done so proudly by the Royal Family to the wildlife of the world on their various huntin', shootin' and fishin' expeditions (and the road kill from their Range Rovers).
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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Thu May 12, 2005 12:48 am

Quoting Wunala (Thread starter):
Can there really be more than one Gkirk?

Wunala just about half the remaining sheep population of Scotland (ok, not that many left, since they all fled to Wales) just died from sheer terror, please be more careful next time you come up with a topic that dreadful!!  Wink
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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Thu May 12, 2005 1:27 am

Andreas, once again you have conformed to my theory that you are indeed a dirty, German twat  Wink
Thank you  Wink
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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Thu May 12, 2005 1:36 am

Quoting GKirk (Reply 12):
my theory that you are indeed a dirty, German twat

Can we look forward to reading this theory in full in Nature magazine? Are you scheduled to present it to the Royal Society at any point?
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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Thu May 12, 2005 1:42 am

Banco...my theory is based on this picture of Andreas  Wink
http://www.german-business-etiquette.com/img/15-german-stereotypes.jpg
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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Thu May 12, 2005 1:56 am

Why is there a sparrow nesting in his hat?
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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Thu May 12, 2005 2:09 am

ROFLAMO.

That is great. The beer looks good....

ugh back to work...  zzz 
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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Thu May 12, 2005 2:38 am

From a quick google, there appears to be a gkirk lurking on a website called bondage.com  Wow!

http://www.bondage.com/u/gkirk/user.html
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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Thu May 12, 2005 2:52 am

Quoting Scbriml (Reply 17):
From a quick google,

And you seriously expect us to believe that, do you?  Yeah sure

Perv.  Big grin
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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Thu May 12, 2005 2:57 am

Quoting Scbriml (Reply 17):
From a quick google, there appears to be a gkirk lurking on a website called bondage.com

wasn't that animallust.com?  couple 
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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Thu May 12, 2005 2:58 am

Quoting Banco (Reply 18):
And you seriously expect us to believe that, do you?

It's a fair cop. I'll come quietly. Er, I mean....

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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Thu May 12, 2005 4:25 am

Quoting Banco (Reply 15):
Why is there a sparrow nesting in his hat?

I thought it was a hedgehog - from a roadkill!!!

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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Thu May 12, 2005 4:47 am

...and the popularity/sucking up fest continues...
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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Thu May 12, 2005 4:54 am

Quoting CORULEZ05 (Reply 22):
...and the popularity/sucking up fest continues...

so speaks the poster who is as popular as shit in a swimming pool
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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Thu May 12, 2005 4:56 am

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 7):
QFF just changes his flag every week because Johan refuses to enable the flag that he REALLY wants, which is this one...

I redesigned the Australian flag especially with him in mind, and has he thanked me or put it on his profile?

Lead me not into temptation, I can find my own way there...
 
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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Thu May 12, 2005 4:58 am

According to the 2001 National Cencus, there are 5,062,011 people living in Scotland. Ye gods!!
 
gkirk
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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Thu May 12, 2005 6:15 am

One of these days I'll call the Polis on you lot of stalkers  Wink
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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Thu May 12, 2005 6:37 am

Gotta learn to use the phone first kirkie old son Big grin

And do they accept calls from known cases?

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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Thu May 12, 2005 6:45 am

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 27):
Gotta learn to use the phone first kirkie old son Big grin

And do they accept calls from known cases?


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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Thu May 12, 2005 9:25 am

Quoting WhiteHatter (Reply 24):
I redesigned the Australian flag especially with him in mind, and has he thanked me or put it on his profile?

Your missing a portrait of ole lizzie. That would make him ever so happy.
 
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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Thu May 12, 2005 3:14 pm

Oh god, Exactly how many Gkirks are there in the world?
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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Thu May 12, 2005 4:12 pm

Quoting 777ER (Reply 31):
Oh god, Exactly how many Gkirks are there in the world?

There are x too many, where x equals the number of Gkirks there are in the world.

signed,

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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Thu May 12, 2005 5:05 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 7):
QFF just changes his flag every week because Johan refuses to enable the flag that he REALLY wants, which is this one...

I'm going to be sick, seriously.

Quoting WhiteHatter (Reply 24):
I redesigned the Australian flag especially with him in mind, and has he thanked me or put it on his profile?

Why, WhiteHatter - seriously, why? Why are you such a sick and twisted individual? I'm on the verge of complaining about your behaviour - if you want to criticise, back it up.

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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Thu May 12, 2005 5:35 pm

Nah, I sold it on ebay...went to Scotland, and she payed very handsomely Big grin Big grin Big grin
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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Thu May 12, 2005 6:31 pm

GKirk has finally 'come home' to his real place of birth - Democratic Republic of Congo - home of Ebola, Gkirk and many other nasty viruses Big grin
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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Thu May 12, 2005 6:33 pm

Could be worse, could be Cornwall...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/ne...4530000/newsid_4538200/4538207.stm
Home of the giant crab....which is exactly what Cornish has....Crabs!
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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Thu May 12, 2005 6:36 pm

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 41):
Could be worse, could be Cornwall...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/ne...4530000/newsid_4538200/4538207.stm
Home of the giant crab....which is exactly what Cornish has....Crabs!

Tee Hee - saw that one in the newspaper yesterday and thought I'd better keep quiet about it  Silly
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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Thu May 12, 2005 7:12 pm

You know, we could be really getting to young kirk with this one. I'll have to keep an eye out for any mushroom clouds over Dumfries and Galloway ! Big grin

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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Thu May 12, 2005 7:16 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 43):
I'll have to keep an eye out for any mushroom clouds over Dumfries and Galloway !

Tsk tsk, Skiddie - showing your age again. You don't SMOKE mushrooms. You smoke dope. You TAKE mushrooms. Tell him, Kirkie...
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RE: How Many Gkirk's Are Out There?

Thu May 12, 2005 7:19 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 44):
Tsk tsk, Skiddie - showing your age again. You don't SMOKE mushrooms. You smoke dope. You TAKE mushrooms. Tell him, Kirkie...

I'm sure there are a few first timers who've tried smoking mushrooms Big grin
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