OYRJA
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Cow Tipping

Thu May 12, 2005 9:50 pm

I think the Topic name says it self..
Have you ever tried cow tipping and if you have how did the cow react? I have tried it myself once. But I stopped after I heard that a cow actually can die from shock if you tip them while the are sleeping.
 
gkirk
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RE: Cow Tipping

Thu May 12, 2005 9:51 pm

I aint even going to ask...
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KROC
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RE: Cow Tipping

Thu May 12, 2005 9:52 pm

Hey TheCoz - Spare us from your impending HORRIBLE 'joke' about someone's mom.
 
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RE: Cow Tipping

Thu May 12, 2005 9:52 pm

Hey, you want to go out for pizza and some sex? What, you don't like pizza?
 
DABZF
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RE: Cow Tipping

Thu May 12, 2005 9:57 pm

Now he's gone too far... OYRJAAAAAA come back!

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TedTAce
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RE: Cow Tipping

Thu May 12, 2005 9:58 pm

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 1):
I aint even going to ask...

Yes, we know what you do with Goats it not quite as 'amusing'...

Essentially in CASE someone doesn't know for real.. cow tipping is the 'art' of walking up to a cow while it's sleeping (standing up), and pushing it onto it's side. I have never done it, but I would love to so I could admit I have!!
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JGPH1A
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RE: Cow Tipping

Thu May 12, 2005 9:59 pm

Never more than 10%, unless they're really nice.
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TedTAce
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RE: Cow Tipping

Thu May 12, 2005 10:04 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 6):
Never more than 10%, unless they're really nice.

(Tongue in cheek) You Cheap Bastard!!!
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DIJKKIJK
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RE: Cow Tipping

Thu May 12, 2005 10:04 pm

Quoting OYRJA (Thread starter):
But I stopped after I heard that a cow actually can die from shock if you tip them while the are sleeping.

If that cow has horns, you'll be the one dying of shock.
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TedTAce
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RE: Cow Tipping

Thu May 12, 2005 10:06 pm

This is NOT a good example of cow tipping, but it's funny...

http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?video=Cow-Hump
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FlyingTexan
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RE: Cow Tipping

Thu May 12, 2005 10:39 pm

On the subject of bovine abuse…

This website that tells tales of ‘419 scam-baiting’ – you know, they bait those e-mails from Africa supposedly about millions asking for your bank info – I believe one of the scam baiters is a regular user here.

Anyway, there is the Church of the Holy Cow. One of the ‘supposedly scammed’ enters a cow’s vagina.

I quote: “Apparently, the reverend took your donation money and hid it away inside a cows vagina (I am told they are very capacious).”

And the rest of the story here…

http://www.419eater.com/html/moses_hand.htm
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TedTAce
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RE: Cow Tipping

Thu May 12, 2005 11:56 pm

Quoting FlyingTexan (Reply 10):
“Apparently, the reverend took your donation money and hid it away inside a cows vagina (I am told they are very capacious).”

ROFLAMO!!!
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CORULEZ05
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RE: Cow Tipping

Fri May 13, 2005 12:39 am

What exactly involves cow tipping?
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prosa
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RE: Cow Tipping

Fri May 13, 2005 12:48 am

Quoting CORULEZ05 (Reply 12):
What exactly involves cow tipping?

Cows sleep standing up. It's possible to push a sleeping cow onto its side if you give it a good shove after a running start. The problem is that cows don't much like being pushed over while in lullabye land; they wake up very quickly and will try to trample the people who pushed them over. So as soon as you push over a cow you have to make a quick dash for the fence.
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CORULEZ05
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RE: Cow Tipping

Fri May 13, 2005 12:57 am

Quoting PROSA (Reply 13):
Cows sleep standing up. It's possible to push a sleeping cow onto its side if you give it a good shove after a running start. The problem is that cows don't much like being pushed over while in lullabye land; they wake up very quickly and will try to trample the people who pushed them over. So as soon as you push over a cow you have to make a quick dash for the fence.

OMG!!!!!!! That is sooooooooooooooooo mean. While it must be a hilarious site, it is very very mean...lol

Thanks for the info PROSA. Especially because I didn't know cows slept standing up...news to me.

Quoting OYRJA (Thread starter):
I have tried it myself once.

You are going to hell for that!!!!!! Just kidding...glad you stopped doing it.
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CaptOveur
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RE: Cow Tipping

Fri May 13, 2005 1:23 am

Cow tipping is a blast, just remember to push from the side. It is more fun from behind but the cow never goes over.

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TedTAce
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RE: Cow Tipping

Fri May 13, 2005 1:48 am

Quoting CORULEZ05 (Reply 12):
What exactly involves cow tipping?

Didn't I cover this in reply 5?
I guess I didn't embellish enough on it...

Quoting Captoveur (Reply 15):
The Texas A&M Alumni Assoc.

Humm things are starting to come in to focus now  scratchchin 
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Thom@s
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RE: Cow Tipping

Fri May 13, 2005 2:44 am

It was a russeknute a few years back. (Nobody here knows what a russeknute is, but I thought I'd mention it.  Smile

Haven't tried it myself though.

Thom@s
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CORULEZ05
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RE: Cow Tipping

Fri May 13, 2005 2:46 am

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 16):
I guess I didn't embellish enough on it...

PROSA explained it but much better and more detailed...I will say I didn't see your post so that is why I asked...
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baylorairbear
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RE: Cow Tipping

Fri May 13, 2005 3:21 am

Quoting PROSA (Reply 13):
Cows sleep standing up

Cows sleep lying down too.

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bananaboy
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RE: Cow Tipping

Fri May 13, 2005 4:00 am

I have been cow tipping in Wales.  box   bouncy 

Good fun. Not that there are many fun alternatives in Wales.  Wink


Mark
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ltbewr
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RE: Cow Tipping

Fri May 13, 2005 4:07 am

Isn't there usually a connection between cow tipping and 1) immaturity and/ or 2) intoxitation ?
I never done it, and to me it is a cruel act against an innocent animal. How would you like it (or not!) if someone threw you out of your bed when you are asleep?
Besides, if you tip a cow, you may wake up the owner of it/them and could end up with a load of buckshot in your ass.
 
greasespot
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RE: Cow Tipping

Fri May 13, 2005 4:07 am

I come from a very large cattle farm. Let me say this with all authority.....

Cows do NOT sleep standing up. They lay down. Horses sleep standing.

Cow tipping is an urban myth...

GS
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RE: Cow Tipping

Fri May 13, 2005 4:17 am

I would like to, at this point, point out that cow-tipping is not a common thing in Denmark, and that it will not happen during the impending CPH meet Big grin

Oh, and it's only those craaaazy Cimber boys that resorts to cow tipping  lol 
 
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RE: Cow Tipping

Fri May 13, 2005 5:19 am

If the cow actually manages to trample you after it being tipped, sucks for you and I would give the cow a lot of respect.
 
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RE: Cow Tipping

Fri May 13, 2005 8:35 am

Quoting Greasespot (Reply 22):
come from a very large cattle farm. Let me say this with all authority.....

Cows do NOT sleep standing up. They lay down. Horses sleep standing.

Cow tipping is an urban myth...

GS

I tried it one time whilst at school and the cows were either asleep lying down or awake and stood up. Neither of which provided much entertainment, so I agree that it's an urban myth.

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RE: Cow Tipping

Fri May 13, 2005 9:41 am

Interesting that GKirk was the 1st to respond, perhaps to head off any incongruous comparisons . . .

Back at summer camp, the guys would joke about cow tipping. I didn't know if they were serious or not, but with their weight, I didn't think the guys could pull it off. But, yeah, I'd agree it's urban legend, since every farm I'd pass back home that had cows had some lying down resting. Nice stories the guys pulled over me back at camp.

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RE: Cow Tipping

Fri May 13, 2005 10:10 am

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 17):
It was a russeknute a few years back. (Nobody here knows what a russeknute is, but I thought I'd mention it.

Hey, I do  Wink We didn't have that one, but we had the matchbox car (10 rounds around the round about), acorn (sex in the woods), and lots of others  Wink
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RE: Cow Tipping

Fri May 13, 2005 10:19 am

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OYRJA
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RE: Cow Tipping

Fri May 13, 2005 3:54 pm

Quoting CPH-R (Reply 23):
I would like to, at this point, point out that cow-tipping is not a common thing in Denmark

This is true.. But RJ100 and Joge can explain which part of Denmark that I'm from and therefor the cowtipping  Wink
 
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RE: Cow Tipping

Fri May 13, 2005 4:14 pm

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 28):
Scientific proof: http://em-ntserver.unl.edu/Mechanics...g.htm

Someone worked it out that it was impossible? Get a life for gods sake  Yeah sure
 
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RE: Cow Tipping

Fri May 13, 2005 5:22 pm

Quoting Saintsman (Reply 30):
Someone worked it out that it was impossible? Get a life for gods sake

It appeared this was an example used in a physics class... Funny as all hell, though.

FYI, I live in Montana....we have a lot of cows here. Although I've never been cow tipping, I hear stories. Personally I'm afraid of even considering trying it, because I'd be afraid of getting shot for trespassing....

Happy Cow Tipping!  Smile
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Thom@s
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RE: Cow Tipping

Sat May 14, 2005 1:00 am

Quoting KaiGywer (Reply 27):
10 rounds around the round about

The most challenging we had was around a lightpost 20 times as fast as possible, and them drink an entire carton of sour milk (kefir melk) afterwards. Hehe. I only got 4 knuter myself.
*Putting false parking tickets on cars
*Staying awake over 24 hours during a school week. (Fell asleep during english class the next day, and so ruined my chance of being awake for 48 hours total.)
*Spending the night over at a member of the russestyre.
*Having aerobic in the garden of our gymnastic teacher at 06:30 in the morning. (with loud music naturally...) Big grin

Good times. Hehe. Anyway, no cow tipping.  Smile

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Tom in NO
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RE: Cow Tipping

Sat May 14, 2005 1:07 am

We're not into tipping cattle.....we limit ourselves to tipping cars.

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TedTAce
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RE: Cow Tipping

Sat May 14, 2005 3:06 am

Quoting Saintsman (Reply 30):
Someone worked it out that it was impossible? Get a life for gods sake

umm no they proved it possible... if you would have BOTHERED...
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