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Catholic Joke Of The Day

Fri May 13, 2005 8:00 pm

According to The National Enquirer, Michael Jackson has secretly sold his Neverland Ranch for $35 million. The scary part... You know who the buyer is? The Boston Archdiocese.

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From Jay Leno's The Tonight Show
 
aloges
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RE: Catholic Joke Of The Day

Fri May 13, 2005 8:03 pm

ROFL!  bigthumbsup 

Though I sure hope you-know-which-people won't get all worked up about this!
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RE: Catholic Joke Of The Day

Fri May 13, 2005 8:12 pm

Okay, I'll have to go to confess myself for that...

But it really made me laugh !!!

Cheers,

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RE: Catholic Joke Of The Day

Fri May 13, 2005 8:52 pm

Quoting 707CMF (Reply 2):
Okay, I'll have to go to confess myself for that...

Aha ! We knew it all along. Just being 707cmf is a mortal sin. Appears doctrinally sound to me.

No doubt the Costa Rican Inquisition will be along in a minute to cast all your heretical souls into eternal torment.  Smile
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RE: Catholic Joke Of The Day

Fri May 13, 2005 8:56 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 3):
No doubt the Costa Rican Inquisition will be along in a minute

And thus the CRI will give CSI more work to do, won't it?  Wink
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RE: Catholic Joke Of The Day

Fri May 13, 2005 8:59 pm

Quoting Aloges (Reply 4):
And thus the CRI will give CSI more work to do, won't it?

Burning people at the stake is not a crime if the Catholic Church does it, silly. If THEY do it, it's just "spiritual guidance".

(Oooh, stone the blasphemer ! Again Big grin )
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RE: Catholic Joke Of The Day

Fri May 13, 2005 9:13 pm

JGP, where did you get your copy of "The Name Of The Rose"? I need to buy some of my med books from that shop.
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RE: Catholic Joke Of The Day

Fri May 13, 2005 9:41 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 3):
No doubt the Costa Rican Inquisition will be along in a minute to cast all your heretical souls into eternal torment.

He he! Some of us have already been condemned to burn in hell for all eternity by the CRI. It can't get any worse. Or can it?
 
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RE: Catholic Joke Of The Day

Fri May 13, 2005 11:02 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 3):
No doubt the Costa Rican Inquisition will be along in a minute to cast all your heretical souls into eternal torment.

I'm refraining myself to do that. And how hard it is...
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RE: Catholic Joke Of The Day

Fri May 13, 2005 11:22 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 3):
No doubt the Costa Rican Inquisition will be along in a minute to cast all your heretical souls into eternal torment.



Quoting JasePL (Reply 7):
Some of us have already been condemned to burn in hell for all eternity by the CRI.

With only a cup of tea at elevenses.

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RE: Catholic Joke Of The Day

Fri May 13, 2005 11:29 pm

Quoting TACAA320 (Reply 8):
I'm refraining myself to do that. And how hard it is...

Oh go on, you know you want to ! Don't hold back - think how pleased the Bishop would be  Smile

(We're only teasing you, take no notice !).
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RE: Catholic Joke Of The Day

Fri May 13, 2005 11:54 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 10):
Oh go on, you know you want to !

http://home.att.net/~rcoffey/French_Frog.jpg




Oooops, JG, I thought you were talking to me.

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RE: Catholic Joke Of The Day

Sat May 14, 2005 12:23 am

hahahaha.....typical Jay Leno. I think his MJ jokes are getting REALLY old and really quick..this guy even fought in court for the right to say jokes...shows his low class.
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RE: Catholic Joke Of The Day

Sat May 14, 2005 12:28 am

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 11):
Oooops, JG, I thought you were talking to me.

After that, I definitely won't be, Bean-boy !

:P
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RE: Catholic Joke Of The Day

Sat May 14, 2005 1:30 am

Quoting Regis (Thread starter):
You know who the buyer is?

That{s not funny at all.
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RE: Catholic Joke Of The Day

Sat May 14, 2005 3:24 am

Quoting TACAA320 (Reply 14):
That{s not funny at all.

Yes it is!

Is having a sense of humor a sin?
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RE: Catholic Joke Of The Day

Sat May 14, 2005 6:26 am

Quoting Mt99 (Reply 15):
Is having a sense of humor a sin?

Did I said so?

What I read is >>>>>>>>>>>>

Quoting TACAA320 (Reply 14):
That{s not funny at all.

With the grammatical error included. Plus irrespective. http://www.airliners.net/discussions/site_related/read.main/22850/

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RE: Catholic Joke Of The Day

Sat May 14, 2005 12:24 pm

TACAA320, what part of "it's a joke" do you not understand?

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RE: Catholic Joke Of The Day

Sat May 14, 2005 12:30 pm

Quoting CORULEZ05 (Reply 12):
this guy even fought in court for the right to say jokes...shows his low class.

Considering the people on "Jay Walking" do you REALLY think he's THAT Bad??
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RE: Catholic Joke Of The Day

Sat May 14, 2005 1:33 pm

Quoting CORULEZ05 (Reply 12):
this guy even fought in court for the right to say jokes...shows his low class.

Wait, he fights in court to have his right to satire and comedy (free speech) and that makes him low class? I believe when Bill O'Reilly sued Al Franken over his book, the judge laughed him out of court saying that satire was clearly protected under free speech.
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RE: Catholic Joke Of The Day

Sat May 14, 2005 3:36 pm

Quoting OB1504 (Reply 17):
do you not understand?

I DID it from the very beginning.
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RE: Catholic Joke Of The Day

Sat May 14, 2005 3:56 pm

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 18):
do you REALLY think he's THAT Bad??

I like his show but sometimes he does cross the line big time and I just don't appreciate that kind of humor. I don't believe humor should consist of putting someone else down.

Quoting Tbar220 (Reply 19):
Wait, he fights in court to have his right to satire and comedy (free speech) and that makes him low class?

no no, he fought for the right to make jokes ONLY because he knew the MJ trial would be the talk of the town and it would bring ratings to his show. This is not about free speech but about show ratings.
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