KROC
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LHMark Converting To Catholicism

Fri May 13, 2005 11:20 pm

LHMark saw this picture and decided it was the religion for him...

 
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RE: LHMark Converting To Catholicism

Fri May 13, 2005 11:23 pm

ROC, that's almost enough to bring me back to the church!

Sadly, I was hoping to see a pancake on the Pope's head.

Logan
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RE: LHMark Converting To Catholicism

Fri May 13, 2005 11:25 pm

I thought the Pope's head was a pancake.  tapedshut 
 
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RE: LHMark Converting To Catholicism

Fri May 13, 2005 11:42 pm

that's a long neck .... why are there 2 poles on the table?
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RE: LHMark Converting To Catholicism

Fri May 13, 2005 11:50 pm

Just wait for the Costa Rican Inquisition.

His chief weapon is surprise. Surprise and fear. His two chief weapons are surprise and fear, and a fanatical devotion to the Pope.

Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as...

Logan
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RE: LHMark Converting To Catholicism

Sat May 14, 2005 12:54 am

Quoting KROC (Thread starter):
LHMark saw this picture and decided it was the religion for him...

I thought that the impetus was his hope of possibility of getting involved in the child sex abuse matter.
Hypocrisy. It's the new black for liberals.
 
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RE: LHMark Converting To Catholicism

Sat May 14, 2005 1:16 am

Is this the new holywater? Looks promising.

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RE: LHMark Converting To Catholicism

Sat May 14, 2005 1:28 am

Very, very funny.

I´m almost die laughing...
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RE: LHMark Converting To Catholicism

Sat May 14, 2005 1:29 am

Hell YEAH! but the bread's kinda bland and tasteless. I wonder if they'll let me use pumpernickel...
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RE: LHMark Converting To Catholicism

Sat May 14, 2005 1:49 am

Quoting LHMark (Reply 8):
I wonder if they'll let me use Pumpernickel...

Who's Pumpernickle? Is he the third guy from the left? What would you use him for?
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RE: LHMark Converting To Catholicism

Sat May 14, 2005 2:01 am

Quoting Pope (Reply 9):
Is he the third guy from the left? What would you use him for?

He would use him for what he uses every man for. Man on man pleasure.
 
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RE: LHMark Converting To Catholicism

Sat May 14, 2005 2:47 am

In unrelated news, I will soon be converting to Buddhism.

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RE: LHMark Converting To Catholicism

Sat May 14, 2005 3:22 am

Blank.
 
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RE: LHMark Converting To Catholicism

Sat May 14, 2005 4:21 am

I like it! I always thought red was my color. Dies Dominus obvium...
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RE: LHMark Converting To Catholicism

Sat May 14, 2005 5:14 am

Speaking of LHMARK & religion,

Was he spearated at birth from Christian singer Wes King?

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RE: LHMark Converting To Catholicism

Sat May 14, 2005 12:27 pm

Quoting PHLBOS (Reply 14):
Was he spearated at birth from Christian singer Wes King?

No, he was seperated BY CHOICE when he found he was related to a christian singer.

But seriously, I think you could use pumpernickle. I think as long as its bread its fine. I know all types of wine are acceptable. My girlfriend is Catholic and the outsourced priest (he's Indian) frequently uses white wine.

I checked with a couple religious scholars and they said anything grape based passes... so I would think anything bread would be good. Honestly, anything beats those papery wafer things.

The catholics say the bread actually becomes the body of Christ when you eat it. If you use pumpernickle are you saying Jesus was black?
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RE: LHMark Converting To Catholicism

Sat May 14, 2005 3:41 pm

Quoting Captoveur (Reply 15):
The catholics say the bread actually becomes the body of Christ when you eat it.

Before that. During the Consagration.

Quoting Captoveur (Reply 15):
If you use pumpernickle are you saying Jesus was black?

He has no race, no color. He's spirit.
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RE: LHMark Converting To Catholicism

Sat May 14, 2005 3:57 pm

Quoting TACAA320 (Reply 16):
If you use pumpernickle are you saying Jesus was black?

What happens if I eat a blueberry muffin?
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RE: LHMark Converting To Catholicism

Sat May 14, 2005 4:04 pm

Quoting DLKAPA (Reply 17):
What happens if I eat a blueberry muffin?

Only you will know the answer. Eat it and then tell me. Just pure curiosity.
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RE: LHMark Converting To Catholicism

Sat May 14, 2005 4:12 pm

Quoting TACAA320 (Reply 18):
Only you will know the answer. Eat it and then tell me. Just pure curiosity.

Jesus was a hippie... who knew?
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RE: LHMark Converting To Catholicism

Sat May 14, 2005 4:35 pm

Quoting DLKAPA (Reply 19):
Jesus was a hippie... who knew?

Definitely He doesn't. But He loves them too.
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RE: LHMark Converting To Catholicism

Sat May 14, 2005 4:39 pm

Quoting TACAA320 (Reply 20):
Definitely He doesn't. But He loves them too.

Tell that to Zell Miller.
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RE: LHMark Converting To Catholicism

Sat May 14, 2005 4:58 pm

Quoting DLKAPA (Reply 21):
Tell that to Zell Miller.

I don't know him...
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RE: LHMark Converting To Catholicism

Sat May 14, 2005 5:56 pm

Quoting Captoveur (Reply 15):
I think as long as its bread its fine

I think that the bread has to be unlevened. The last supper was the passover seder.

Quoting DLKAPA (Reply 19):
Jesus was a hippie... who knew?

wouldn't that be if the host were made of granola?  wink 

seriously, though, i had a euro history teacher who said that some historians call jesus a communist  eyepopping  interesting thought to consider. well, sans all that totalitarian jazz  wink 

Doug
 
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RE: LHMark Converting To Catholicism

Tue May 17, 2005 2:11 am

I hear Mark is converting strictly to have little boys come to his 'rector.'
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RE: LHMark Converting To Catholicism

Tue May 17, 2005 2:25 am

Welcome back slugger. You haven't missed a beat...

 
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RE: LHMark Converting To Catholicism

Tue May 17, 2005 2:36 am

Sorry about that, I'm suffering from lack of sleep. That wasn't my best stuff... Gimme a few days...
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RE: LHMark Converting To Catholicism

Tue May 17, 2005 3:31 am

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 26):
Sorry about that, I'm suffering from lack of sleep. That wasn't my best stuff... Gimme a few days...

...to sleep off those two sloe gin fizzes.
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RE: LHMark Converting To Catholicism

Tue May 17, 2005 3:32 am

No no no, it was 3 Cokes!
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RE: LHMark Converting To Catholicism

Tue May 17, 2005 3:34 am

Actually it was a week in Daytona, FL....Goin to bed at 5am and wakin up at 11am for 6 days straight is a little hard on the body.
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