Thank you (I think) for that musical site. It gave me the best laugh I have had in a long time
At least it doesn't create the malavolent odors of flatuance.
The worst fart is when you launch a 90 db, beer and beans aria in an elevator with a couple of others on. I know I have done some butt blasters that cleaned out the room, made me have to roll down both car windows, even get out the air freshner.