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2 Hurt In Light Sabre Battle

Tue May 24, 2005 9:39 pm

Early entrants for this year's Darwin Awards?  

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/4575291.stm

[Edited 2005-05-24 14:42:06]
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RE: 2 Hurt In Light Sabre Battle

Tue May 24, 2005 9:44 pm

ROTFLMAO !!!

What fools !

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RE: 2 Hurt In Light Sabre Battle

Tue May 24, 2005 9:51 pm

I can't wait until that video gets released.
I'm just happy that RR ratings can't be in negative numbers!
 
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RE: 2 Hurt In Light Sabre Battle

Tue May 24, 2005 9:58 pm

Now that a Star wars video Id like to buy!!

The thing that really crack me up was the opening line " a man aged 20 and a girl 17" a Man? Id reword it... "a Stupid seventeen year old woman and a Idiot of 20 lit themselves on fire, because they wanted to film the last battle in the ROTS star wars movie, since they had no lava availiable they choose petrol as a cheap alternative"

Surefire (pun intended) winners of the Darwin awards..!  Smile
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RE: 2 Hurt In Light Sabre Battle

Tue May 24, 2005 10:04 pm

Btw am I the only who noticed that the occurrence happened in Hemel Hempstead, home of EZYairbus and Kazzie ? Notice those two are offline and not posting  Wink

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RE: 2 Hurt In Light Sabre Battle

Tue May 24, 2005 10:06 pm

Quoting UTA_flyinghigh (Reply 4):
Btw am I the only who noticed that the occurrence happened in Hemel Hempstead, home of EZYairbus and Kazzie ? Notice those two are offline and not posting

They are probably now being fitted for their Darth Vader life support suits.
I'm just happy that RR ratings can't be in negative numbers!
 
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RE: 2 Hurt In Light Sabre Battle

Tue May 24, 2005 10:07 pm

Quoting UTA_flyinghigh (Reply 4):
Notice those two are offline and not posting

There I am who was going to say "FINALLY!!"  Wink
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RE: 2 Hurt In Light Sabre Battle

Tue May 24, 2005 11:42 pm

lol I bet they were geeks in their school..pmsl..who the hell thinks of doing that, maybe this will teach them to grow up and stick to hacking into Microsoft sites.
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RE: 2 Hurt In Light Sabre Battle

Wed May 25, 2005 2:06 am

may the FARCE be with you............
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RE: 2 Hurt In Light Sabre Battle

Wed May 25, 2005 2:10 am

OhmyGod!

the insanity of it all!

What the hell are they teaching kids today. Everyone knows that if you want to have a lightsaber battle with flourescent lights you have to make sure that you wrap them in saran wrap to contain any broken pieces....

I mean....safety first!
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RE: 2 Hurt In Light Sabre Battle

Wed May 25, 2005 2:25 am

My biggest concern after this, is that they may still be allowed to breed.  banghead 
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RE: 2 Hurt In Light Sabre Battle

Wed May 25, 2005 2:40 am

How many people wanna make bets on the effects of the Mercury that they coat the inside of the tubes with?
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RE: 2 Hurt In Light Sabre Battle

Wed May 25, 2005 6:21 am

I am with you DLKAPA, they had probably done something like this before and the mercury stuff they have on the insides of the tubes had most certainly fried the brains of Kazzie and EZYairbus.


Just when you think the human race can't get any dumber someone does something like this... Darwin was wrong, so very very wrong.
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RE: 2 Hurt In Light Sabre Battle

Fri May 27, 2005 2:32 am

EZYAirbus's name does not match the name of the male involved.

Jury's still out on Pilot Kaz's involvement.

redngold

Edit: Since Kaz posted less than 24 hours ago, and I'm sure there's no internet connection in a burn unit where they use oxygen and need to avoid sparks... I'm pretty sure she's not the female involved.

PS I know this thread is all innuendo so keep having fun... Just making sure everyone knows it's just poking fun, not really them.

[Edited 2005-05-26 19:34:50]
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RE: 2 Hurt In Light Sabre Battle

Sun May 29, 2005 12:12 pm

This reminds me of the episode of Arrested Development when they found this video of Michael when he was young and he was practicing his light sabre moves in this garage. It was funny when he fell into these boxes and it ended up on George Michael's campaign tape. When the FBI found this tape with George Bluth on it, it also had the light sabre part in it. They thought it was a terrorist training video.
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RE: 2 Hurt In Light Sabre Battle

Sun May 29, 2005 1:30 pm

LOL!  rotfl  I knew there were some crazy Star Wars nuts out there, but I didn't know that they were this stupid.

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