theCoz
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Would You Choose Sex Or Eyesight?

Sat May 28, 2005 10:26 am

You're 80 years old. Would you give up sex for better vision?

I wouldn't give a d*amn about my eyesight at that age. I'd be half blind anyway. At least if I went blind I wouldn't have to look at my equally old wife during sex.

Talk about a wonder drug.  Yeah sure

http://www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/condi.../27/viagra.blindness.ap/index.html

Which would you choose?
 
dl021
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RE: Would You Choose Sex Or Eyesight?

Sat May 28, 2005 10:49 am

Well, the frame of reference for most A.netters is skewed, as their main form of sex has been purported to cause blindness anyway.....and hairy palms as well as callouses in strange places.

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Usairwys757
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RE: Would You Choose Sex Or Eyesight?

Sat May 28, 2005 10:51 am

TheCoz, in your case, you wouldnt have a choice.
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theCoz
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RE: Would You Choose Sex Or Eyesight?

Sat May 28, 2005 10:56 am

Quoting Usairwys757 (Reply 2):
TheCoz, in your case, you wouldnt have a choice.

and you're a drum set

 
srbmod
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RE: Would You Choose Sex Or Eyesight?

Sat May 28, 2005 12:14 pm

Quoting TheCoz (Reply 3):

and you're a drum set




 
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OzarkD9S
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RE: Would You Choose Sex Or Eyesight?

Sat May 28, 2005 1:09 pm

SEX

no problem. At least point me in the direction of hot married dick.
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Fokker Lover
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RE: Would You Choose Sex Or Eyesight?

Sat May 28, 2005 11:27 pm

Those are the guys that thought they had a date lined up, and then ended up doing it by hand. They should have listened to their mothers. She always said you would go blind if you did that.  Smile


Being the 38 year old pervert that I am, and given a choice today, I would choose my eyesight over sex. I can always watch someone else have sex.
It would have the same result because sex is in your head not between your legs. Though, my wife would choose sex because that is what she lives for. Sex is her one and only addiction.
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skidmarks
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RE: Would You Choose Sex Or Eyesight?

Sun May 29, 2005 12:20 am

Can't you just tell the young, immature fools eh?

At 80, sex is wasted. At least with your eyesight you can carry on taking pictures and enjoying everything around you.

You youngsters have your brain at the end of your one eyed purple headed bedsnake! Big grin

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whitehatter
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RE: Would You Choose Sex Or Eyesight?

Sun May 29, 2005 12:21 am

You can always just do it a bit and wear glasses.... eyepopping 
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aloges
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RE: Would You Choose Sex Or Eyesight?

Sun May 29, 2005 12:24 am

I'd choose eyesight in a second. As Skidmarks said, at 80 sex isn't the most important thing in the universe. And he has to know, since he's rapidly approaching that age.
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