|Quoting QANTASFOREVER (Reply 4):|
Okay guys, do your worst - it's not like I haven't been expecting it.
|Quoting QANTASforever (Reply 6):|
JGHP1A - you know full well that it's not the tourists I'm talking to, but certain people on this board - the filthy creatures..
|Quoting Banco (Reply 11):|
Really? Were you unaware of JGPH1A's predilection for dressing up as Miss Creant?
|Quoting Cornish (Reply 12):|
Yes I believe that's the name all his high class businessmen clients know him as down on the Cote D'Azur. You'll also find his card in many a phonebox in Central London too
|Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 14):|
Phone boxes ? Oh please - don't compare your tacky lamp-post leaning to my personalised intercontinental "service". My clientele is very discreet, based entirely on personal recommendation and thorough screening, including full financial disclosure.
|Quoting Banco (Reply 17):|
I'll bet they are.
Terrified of being found out is probably nearer the mark.
|Quoting Cornish (Reply 18):|
They'd never be able to handle the embarassment and public humiliation.
(Especially the revelation that they pay him in Big Macs )
|Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 19):|
Plus the inevitable embezzlement scandal (I'm VERY expensive).
|Quoting QANTASforever (Reply 20):|
Word on the street is you're about to have Prince Albert's baby - either that or you are about to get a Prince Albert.
|Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 21):|
Oh please I do have standards, you know. Some second-string Euro-royal nobody ? I think not.
|Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 23):|
This is not the OUT! Letters Page - spare us your deviant fantasy life !
|Quoting Cornish (Reply 24):|
Actually it was the photos in the mag of Saturday Night Cabaret in the 'Allo 'Allo Sailor bar in downtown Marseilles that highlighted you in your altar ego role as Miss Creant in your sequined outfit bellowing out a Shirley Bassey number that started the revelation of your "other" life after dark
|Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 25):|
Moi - in sequins ? With my boyish figure ? You silly mare ! It's a Jean-Paul Gaultier bustiere and fishnets, or nothing* !