baylorairbear
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You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Thu Jun 09, 2005 5:25 pm

This is great. Go to www.gizoogle.com. It translates any web page into gizangsta tizzalk. I'll start with, of course, A.net:Airliners.net Also, here's the Shakira thread: Official, why Shakira is hot

BaylorAirBear
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BartiniMan
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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Thu Jun 09, 2005 5:41 pm

haha, excellent.
Check out what it says on the airliners page, under "new on airlina.net" ---> New Pimp

lol, thats cool

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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Thu Jun 09, 2005 5:42 pm

Hey that's awesome!!!  bigthumbsup 
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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Thu Jun 09, 2005 5:47 pm

LMAO

I just tried it with the Shakira thread...I can't stop laughing Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin

This is soooo funny!! thanks for sharing it with us BaylorAirBear Big grinD
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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Thu Jun 09, 2005 5:54 pm

I've been using Gizoogle as a sometimes search engine for a while, but I didn't realize it could do that!



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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Thu Jun 09, 2005 7:54 pm

Wow! I finally got a stupid picture posted in my honor. Thank you Mir.

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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:25 pm

American Not Nigga To Buy New Weed-smokin' Jet..yet

:D Big grin
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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:30 am

Aviation Postcards
Send our photos ta yo niggaz as electronic postcards!

 bigthumbsup 
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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:56 am

Try it with the A.net rules page or with the About Airliners.net page.

Simply hilarious  bigthumbsup 

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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:34 am

Put this Photo of Today wanna be gangsta on yo homepage!
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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:35 am

A guy asks 'What's Punk?'. I kick over a trash can and its punk. He knocks over a trash can and its trendy.
 
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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:42 am

hahahha...

440 motherfucka checked-in.You is not checked-in. No username? Join us!

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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:44 am

what a ghetto Gizoogle is!

Quoting IwantaBBJ (Reply 11):
440 motherfucka checked-in.You is not checked-in. No username? Join us!

I saw that!
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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:45 am

"You wizzill hizzy ta read, understand n comply wit tha follow'n rules before you can become a memba of Hustla. Violat'n these rules may result in tha suspension of yo post'n privilizzles. The length of this suspension W-to-tha-izzill be decided by tha forum moderizzles n will depend on tha severity of tha broken rule(s) . Tru niggaz do niggaz. Killa that hizzy bizzy suspended on multiple occasions may be permanently banned. "
"About the only way to look at it, just a pity you are not POTUS KFLLCFII, seems as if we would all be better off."
 
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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:51 am

The US Constitution!

http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http:.../www.usconstitution.net/const.html

"We tha People of tha United States, in Poser ta fizzle a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility , provide fo` tha common defence, promote tha general Welfare, n secure tha Bless'n of Liberty ta ourselves n our Posterity, do ordain n establish this Constitizzles fo` tha United States of America."
"About the only way to look at it, just a pity you are not POTUS KFLLCFII, seems as if we would all be better off."
 
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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:08 am

What the heck!!!simply amazing!!! rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:35 am

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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:43 am

Yo biatches, that some funny crap! Tha is defo goin' in ma favourites!
 
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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:53 am

"Before I knizzay it it was all in mah underwear n com'n up mah bizzle . know what im sayin?. "
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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:57 am

Why grab a Heine when you can grab a Busch?
 
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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Fri Jun 10, 2005 10:05 am

Quoting Newark777 (Reply 19):
Some hilarious shit:

Harry, you're not wrong about that! THANKS. Now I really do have to go change my drawers.

Logan
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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Fri Jun 10, 2005 10:09 am

Some programming student with entirely too much time on his hands.
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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Fri Jun 10, 2005 10:41 am

Some hilarious shit:

ROFLAMO!!!!

dude that is hilarious. that's not even right.
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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Fri Jun 10, 2005 10:49 am

No I don't..

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Msl747
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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:20 am

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 8):
Try it with the A.net rules page or with the About Airliners.net page.

Simply hilarious


2. As this is an internizzles website, messages should be written in English with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin. An occasional "Hello" or "How is you?" in French, Swahili or any crazy ass nigga language is pimp permitted like old skool shit.


OMG this is some crazy ass shiznit!!! rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 

Thanks for posting it!

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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:23 am

You can also do it with the photo remarks:

This picture was taken by Capt. Grieda (Delta, B727), whizzay he n his criznew performed a go-around saggin' this dreadful day in Cincinnati . Subscribe nigga, get yo issue.. The AirCanada DC9 (on fire) landed only a few seconds before this picture was taken now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe. The DC9 performed an emergency mackin' on 27L (today 27), wizzy Capt . Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. Grieda B727 was on shizzort final fo` runway 18 (today 18R) n was tizzy advised ta go around like this and like that and like this and uh. Photo scanned by Jan Von Wuthenau.

Harry
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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:27 am

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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:43 am

Have you seen the Images section? Hilarious!!
http://www.gizoogle.com/funnyimages.php

here's a "selection"
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a189/Msl747/gdubs.jpg

-Msl747 rotfl 
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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:56 am

A guy asks 'What's Punk?'. I kick over a trash can and its punk. He knocks over a trash can and its trendy.
 
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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:35 pm

I'm just skipping stones...
 
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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:41 pm

Some things are actually better at 30,000+ feet...
 
Msl747
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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:51 pm

Quoting ASMD80 (Reply 30):
Try it with the AS fleet page:

http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http:...r.com/www2/company/Fleet/Fleet.asp


Gang Bangin' 737-700 (73G)
Hustla in Fleet: 22
Brotha Capacity: 12 First / 108 Coach

Boe'n 737-200C (73M)
Numba in Fleet: 7
Crazy Ass Nigga Capacity: 26-111 Coach*

Mobbin' MD-80 (M80)
Brotha in Fleet: 26
Motherfucka Capacity: 12 Fiznirst / 128 Coach

* Blingin' options on tha 737-200 vary perpetratin' configurizzles.

 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 

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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:56 pm

Quoting Newark777 (Reply 19):
Some hilarious shit:


WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Senate Democrats W-to-tha-izzill not allow a vizzy on President Bush's choice fo` U.N. ambassador unless tha White Hizouse hands over records of communicizzles intercepts Bolton sought fizzle tha secretive National Security Agency, Minority Playa Harry Reid said Thursday.

"You ciznan't ignore tha Senate like this and like that and like this and uh. We've told them whizzay we've wanted . You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. The biznall is in his court," Reid, D-Nevada, told CNN. "If. they want Jizzle Bolton as ambassador ta tha United Nations, give us this information but real niggaz don't give a fuck. If they don't, there wizzill be no Bolton."


That’s great! Reminds me of the jive function of the dialectizer at http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/. I used to play around with that – replaces the word ‘car’ with ‘Cadillac’ and on newspaper websites, it replaces ‘Home Classifieds’ with ‘Cribs’ and for obituaries, it says ‘Deaths.’
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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:18 pm

Quoting FlyingTexan (Reply 32):
That’s great! Reminds me of the jive function of the dialectizer at http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/.

The cool thing about this website is that it converts the entire website not just one page.

Airliners.net in "Redneck"
http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dia...3A%2F%2Fwww.airliners.net&inside=1

A.net in "Elmer Fudd"
http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dia...3A%2F%2Fwww.airliners.net&inside=1

A.net in "Swedish Chef" wink 
http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dia...3A%2F%2Fwww.airliners.net&inside=1

A.net in "Pig Latin"
http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dia...3A%2F%2Fwww.airliners.net&inside=1

 rotfl 

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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:24 pm

Oh my gosh, this is just too much! Holy crap, thank God for the internet!  rotfl 
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baylorairbear
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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:53 pm

Quoting FlyingTexan (Reply 32):
Reminds me of the jive function of the dialectizer at http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/.

Wow, that's pretty bad ass too. Ya'll know of any more of these whatever-you-call-ems?

BaylorAirBear
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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Fri Jun 10, 2005 4:34 pm

Redneck :


222 users checked-in, as enny fool kin plainly see

:D
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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Fri Jun 10, 2005 4:43 pm

From the A.net Rules Page..

An occasional "Hello" or "How is you?" in French, Swahili or any crazy ass nigga language is pimp permitted like old skool shit.

 rotfl  I nearly fell off my chair... Big grin
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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Fri Jun 10, 2005 5:06 pm

From the Shakira thread:

Quoting KROC:
She's also thick as wizzle.

Signed, EmiratesA345

 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 

Quote:
Yo P-to-tha-izzost:

This crap is hilarious!
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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Fri Jun 10, 2005 5:55 pm

Quoting Msl747 (Reply 31):
Gang Bangin' 737-700 (73G)
Hustla in Fleet: 22
Brotha Capacity: 12 First / 108 Coach

Boe'n 737-200C (73M)
Numba in Fleet: 7
Crazy Ass Nigga Capacity: 26-111 Coach*

Mobbin' MD-80 (M80)
Brotha in Fleet: 26
Motherfucka Capacity: 12 Fiznirst / 128 Coach

LOL bigthumbsup 
This most be the funniest thread ever!!!

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baylorairbear
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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:30 pm

How about Humpty Dumpty: http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://ingeb.org/songs/humptydu.html

Little Miss Muffet: http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http:...zelo.com/family/nursery/muffet.asp

London Bridge is Fall'n Dizzle : http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http:...zelo.com/family/nursery/london.asp

BaylorAirBear

[Edited 2005-06-10 12:51:20]

[Edited 2005-06-10 12:52:06]
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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:17 pm

Quoting Msl747 (Reply 31):
Mobbin' MD-80 (M80)
Brotha in Fleet: 26
Motherfucka Capacity: 12 Fiznirst / 128 Coach

"Fiznirst" - someone just HAS to rename their First Class that. HEHE !!
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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:56 pm

Hey crazy ass nigga Rhymin' forward ta meet'n some of you in Crazy Ass Nigga Manchester Nigga on 16th July yaba daba dizzle!
Hey, you want to go out for pizza and some sex? What, you don't like pizza?
 
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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:54 am

The respective crizzay email addresses is hustla, rappa, n wanna be gangsta.

And the original:
The respective crew email addresses are forumadmin@airliners.net, screeners@airliners.net, and chat@airliners.net.


Awesome site!
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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Sat Jun 11, 2005 5:28 am

http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www.airbus.com/en

Quoting ASMD80 (Reply 30):
Try it with the AS fleet page:

http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http:...r.com/www2/company/Fleet/Fleet.asp

Motherfucka Q400 (DH4)
Gangsta in Fleet: 18
Passenga Capacity: 74 Coach

Mothafucka Q400! I love it!

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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Sat Jun 11, 2005 5:40 am

This is the Last Stop.
 
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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Sat Jun 11, 2005 5:42 am

From Airbus.com
A380 continues its certificizzles campaign
1 Jizzle 2005
A month drug deala its maiden flight, tha initial phase of tha A380's flight campaign is well underway n mak'n good progress . Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. Feedback frizzay tha flights so far has been very positive n tha dizzy collected from T-H-to-tha-izzem wizzay be used ta fine-tune tha aerizzles of tha aircraft, in gangsta ta optimize its performance hittin that booty. Any adjustments made will thizzay be introduced on all A380s com'n off tha production line . know what im sayin?.

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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Sat Jun 11, 2005 6:23 am

This is from an article about dealing with rudeness in the workplace from my company's intranet:

The workplace is not always tha easiest place in tha world ta git along wit otha. sometizzles hustla can be downright rude. nigga it is important fo` you ta feel respected by otha in yo workplace straight from long beach nigga. this kind of healthy atmosphere almost always wizzay increaze yo ability ta produce. here is some tips on how ta dizzy wit a brotha who is rude ta you:

• hold yo tongue . Slap your mutha fuckin self. takes some time ta coo` off if someone is rizzy ta you from tha streets of tha L-B-C. dizzon’t spoutf sum-m sum-m you wizzay be sorry ta have said brotha. dizzon’t be sarcastic. whizzay someone sez sum-m sum-m rizzle ta you, repeat it bizzle ta T-H-to-tha-izzem in yo own words n ask tha person if tizzy is what he or she is try'n ta say. often times this type of mirror'n takes tha edge off of tha interaction, n tha person has a chance ta genuinely appreciate T-H-to-tha-izzat someone is mak'n an effort ta understand.

• Be direct. Vizzle calmly tell tha shot calla person how his or her comments or behaviors have mizzle you feel. Makes yo co-worka aware T-H-to-tha-izzat it’s a problem fo` you.

• Tell tha person whose behavior is bother'n you `bout it—not otha thugz in tha office. Direct'n yo comments ta tha person is tha mature, adult way of handl'n tha matta like a motha fucka. No one likes ta be criticized publicly, especially before tha person wit tha problem has let him or her knizzay personally.

• Find a solution and yo momma. Ask tha person who was rude ta you ta hizzle you solve tha problem . Subscribe nigga, get yo issue.. Ask fo` his or her ideas `bout tha problem n whiznat ta do `bout it.

• if nuttin' else helps, tizzle go ta yo supervizzle. if you’ve truly run out ideas of how ta solve tha problem, or if yo co-worka is uncoopizzles let yo supervizzle kizzle fo gettin yo pimp on. he or she may knizzow how ta handle tha situation or hizzy experience frontin' wit similar problems in tha past.
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RE: You Gotta Try Gizoogle!

Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:55 am

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