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Report: Paris Hilton To Retire In Two Years

Tue Jun 14, 2005 6:54 am

I can't decide if I should just be quietly thankful she's going away eventually or yell, "Retire from WHAT? Do you actually DO anything?!?"  banghead 

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/13/people.hilton.ap/index.html

NEW YORK (AP) -- Paris Hilton plans to give up public life for family life.

The 24-year-old hotel heiress, star of "The Simple Life" reality series, tells Newsweek magazine that when she was younger, "I thought it was cute to play a dumb blonde. On TV, I do it because it's funny. I consider myself a businesswoman and a brand."

But Hilton says she plans to give up her public life in two years, by which time she expects to become a mother with her fiance, Paris Latsis.

"I don't enjoy going out anymore," she says in the June 20 issue of the magazine, on newsstands Monday. "It's such a pain. It's everyone saying, 'Let's do a deal! Can I have a picture?' I'm just, like, 'These people are such losers. I can't believe I used to love doing this.' "

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RE: Report: Paris Hilton To Retire In Two Years

Tue Jun 14, 2005 6:57 am

Quoting EA CO AS (Thread starter):
, "Retire from WHAT? Do you actually DO anything?!?"

That's EXACTLY what I was gonna ask. She could retire from being a dirty slapper. Or retire from the party scene.
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RE: Report: Paris Hilton To Retire In Two Years

Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:06 am

After long years of hard work, Paris Hilton unfortunately has to retire from gracing makind with her appearances. A truly sad day in the life of everyone.
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RE: Report: Paris Hilton To Retire In Two Years

Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:09 am

Quoting EA CO AS (Thread starter):
But Hilton says she plans to give up her public life in two years,

Oh happy day!  champagne   champagne   champagne   bouncy 

Quoting EA CO AS (Thread starter):
by which time she expects to become a mother with her fiance

Oh Lord, I'm feeling sorry for that kid already.
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RE: Report: Paris Hilton To Retire In Two Years

Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:09 am

Quoting EA CO AS (Thread starter):
"Retire from WHAT?"

Being a skank?
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RE: Report: Paris Hilton To Retire In Two Years

Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:11 am

Hey, it's hard work being a whore.  Wink

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RE: Report: Paris Hilton To Retire In Two Years

Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:13 am

I had no idea appearing at parties was a career..


Im gonna kill my high school guidance counselor.. First they forgot to tell me about man whoring and now this.. damn them.
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RE: Report: Paris Hilton To Retire In Two Years

Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:20 am

Quoting Alcregular (Reply 1):
Quoting EA CO AS (Thread starter):
, "Retire from WHAT? Do you actually DO anything?!?"

That's EXACTLY what I was gonna ask.

Me as well. Though, as far as I'm concerned, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, Paris, as much as I know you like things hitting you in the ass.

Good riddance. One year, three hundred fifty five days and counting!

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RE: Report: Paris Hilton To Retire In Two Years

Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:23 am

Quoting EA CO AS (Thread starter):
'These people are such losers

In Dana Carvey 'Church Lady voice' "Well isin't that just special????"

I'm sure her fan will love being called a looser..
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RE: Report: Paris Hilton To Retire In Two Years

Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:43 am

Kid: What did mommy used to do?

Paris: Well, I was an ummm "actress." I did some tv shows, but people remember me more for my...ummm...home movies.


What a skank. Go away and leave us alone.

However, I still would, just to say I did. Big grin
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RE: Report: Paris Hilton To Retire In Two Years

Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:51 am

Well, with so much hard work and dedication, growing up poor and earning everything she has, she has every right to retire.  Yeah sure ...the stupid idiot bimbo.
 
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RE: Report: Paris Hilton To Retire In Two Years

Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:57 am

Why can't she just 'retire' today?


What is she retiring from anyway?  Confused
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RE: Report: Paris Hilton To Retire In Two Years

Tue Jun 14, 2005 8:02 am

Quoting EA CO AS (Thread starter):
"Retire from WHAT? Do you actually DO anything?!?"

First thing I thought when I saw the thread title.
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RE: Report: Paris Hilton To Retire In Two Years

Tue Jun 14, 2005 8:41 am

Well she deserves it! She has had a tough life, and has worked hard for all her riches... Yeah sure LOL
 
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RE: Report: Paris Hilton To Retire In Two Years

Tue Jun 14, 2005 9:58 am

Paris works hard.

It takes practice --- hours and hours of practice --- to get a boner the size of that dude's down Paris' little throat.
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RE: Report: Paris Hilton To Retire In Two Years

Tue Jun 14, 2005 10:08 am

Quoting EA CO AS (Thread starter):
"I don't enjoy going out anymore," she says in the June 20 issue of the magazine

What a crock of shit. She probably went out and got trashed right after being "quoted" here. Good riddance, I say. She's ugly anyways.
 
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RE: Report: Paris Hilton To Retire In Two Years

Tue Jun 14, 2005 10:16 am

Quoting EA CO AS (Thread starter):
"I don't enjoy going out anymore," she says

The damn woman will go to the opening of an envelope. What a crock of shit!.

Quoting Jaysit (Reply 14):
Paris works hard.

It takes practice --- hours and hours of practice --- to get a boner the size of that dude's down Paris' little throat.

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RE: Report: Paris Hilton To Retire In Two Years

Tue Jun 14, 2005 12:09 pm

Quoting Jaysit (Reply 14):
It takes practice --- hours and hours of practice --- to get a boner the size of that dude's down Paris' little throat.

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
 
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RE: Report: Paris Hilton To Retire In Two Years

Tue Jun 14, 2005 12:12 pm

Quoting TPASXM787 (Reply 9):
However, I still would, just to say I did.

And you call me DESPERATE?!?!?

Quoting Superfly (Reply 11):
Why can't she just 'retire' today?

I'd like to see her retired like a replicant  Smile
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RE: Report: Paris Hilton To Retire In Two Years

Tue Jun 14, 2005 12:41 pm

Jimmy.......crack.............corn............
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RE: Report: Paris Hilton To Retire In Two Years

Tue Jun 14, 2005 9:23 pm

is anyone as amused as I am that she's marrying a guy named Paris?

I mean, what the hell?

(for the nerds out there, the only male Paris I've heard of is from 'the Iliad')
 
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RE: Report: Paris Hilton To Retire In Two Years

Tue Jun 14, 2005 9:29 pm

"I thought it was cute to play a dumb blonde.

She thought it was cute to be what she is?!??! Huh.. I wont be sorry when she is out of the headlines..

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RE: Report: Paris Hilton To Retire In Two Years

Tue Jun 14, 2005 9:46 pm

The best way to deal w/a attention whoring piece of cheese like Paris is to ignore her.

And her hotel owning family, too, when making travel plans. So when anyone asks you "why?" you won't stay in a Hilton hotel, tell them to blame Paris.
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RE: Report: Paris Hilton To Retire In Two Years

Tue Jun 14, 2005 9:59 pm

Look out Florida the Hilton Whore wagon is on its way!!!
 
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RE: Report: Paris Hilton To Retire In Two Years

Tue Jun 14, 2005 11:16 pm

I think a recent Boondocks sums it up best:
 
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RE: Report: Paris Hilton To Retire In Two Years

Tue Jun 14, 2005 11:21 pm

Terrible attempt at trying to make out that she's actually an intelligent human being. She really is a sub-human. I can't stand her face and I can't stand her voice. I really hope she drifts off back into obscurity because the world can do without thick spoilt bitches polluting Television and magazines.
 
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RE: Report: Paris Hilton To Retire In Two Years

Tue Jun 14, 2005 11:47 pm

With her name she should get a job as a tour guide for the Eiffel Tower.

Everyone's been up that as well....
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RE: Report: Paris Hilton To Retire In Two Years

Wed Jun 15, 2005 12:28 am

Quoting EGGD (Reply 25):
Terrible attempt at trying to make out that she's actually an intelligent human being. She really is a sub-human. I can't stand her face and I can't stand her voice. I really hope she drifts off back into obscurity because the world can do without thick spoilt bitches polluting Television and magazines.

Dan, you're being WAY too nice there.. Big grin

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RE: Report: Paris Hilton To Retire In Two Years

Wed Jun 15, 2005 1:18 am

She'll be retiring from cameo appearances in everything out there. She'll be graduating to starring roles of box-office bombs.
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RE: Report: Paris Hilton To Retire In Two Years

Wed Jun 15, 2005 3:09 am

She could do what W did...retire from being a professional dilettante to become President.
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