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Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Tue Jun 14, 2005 10:21 pm

For me was in a sopacious toilet in a train ! But still waiting to do it airborne !

And you what's the craziest place you've done it in ?
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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Tue Jun 14, 2005 10:30 pm

Water skiing, Texas, 4th of July 1980. Girfriend's parents were driving boat, and I was attempting to get up and ski. Lower drive in boat breaks, and I crash into water. Girlfriend jumps off boat, swimming back to me w/life preserver, and we float along behind the boat about 10 yards back. She suggests we "make good use of this quality time". Parents would holler back every few minutes asking "How are ya'll doing?"

"Just Fine!" was the usual breathless reply.....
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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Tue Jun 14, 2005 10:41 pm

Bakersfield, without a doubt.
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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Tue Jun 14, 2005 10:46 pm

The craziest place was in a cementary on a Sunday afternoon  Big grin Big grin Big grin
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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Tue Jun 14, 2005 11:04 pm

A submarine at the Buffalo Naval Park.
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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Tue Jun 14, 2005 11:17 pm

Quoting LHMARK (Reply 4):
A submarine at the Buffalo Naval Park.

How on earth did you fit in a submarine???
 
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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Tue Jun 14, 2005 11:24 pm

In a mental hospital. Really.

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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Tue Jun 14, 2005 11:30 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 6):
In a mental hospital. Really.

Oh, we believe you. We just wonder why they let you out...

 Smile
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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Tue Jun 14, 2005 11:56 pm

In the Lounge bar of the NAAFI at Wegberg hospital in Germany - with "The Wegberg Ring" Lovely lady!! Big grin

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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Tue Jun 14, 2005 11:57 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 8):
In the Lounge bar of the NAAFI at Wegberg hospital in Germany - with "The Wegberg Ring" Lovely lady!!

Your entire life is just one long Goon Show script, isn't it ? Big grin
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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Tue Jun 14, 2005 11:58 pm

I did it in the bedroom once.

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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 12:09 am

wink wink nudge nudge, say no more Squire!!!

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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 12:15 am

Her boyfriend's house.
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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 12:15 am

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 9):
Your entire life is just one long Goon Show script, isn't it ?

To quote Eccles" Everybody gotta be somewhere!" Big grin

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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 12:16 am

In a public park...at night.

Nothing really risky...oh well.


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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 12:20 am

Wales.


There were actually sheep in the garden.

Bizarre.


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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 12:26 am

In the George Bush Presidential library during the time it was being built.
 
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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 12:35 am

Berlin, restroom of the Neue Nationalgalerie, while Andy Warhol retrospective.
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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 12:40 am

In the bathroom of an MD83 whilst flying LPL to ADB. Cramped isn't the word.....

Quoting Superfly (Reply 12):
Her boyfriend's house.

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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 12:42 am

Quoting LHMARK (Reply 4):
A submarine at the Buffalo Naval Park.

Dude, wacking off to the sweat stains left by sailors 60 years ago doesn't count.

Quoting OYRJA (Reply 5):
How on earth did you fit in a submarine???



Quoting Usairwys757 (Reply 10):
I did it in the bedroom once.

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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 1:05 am

In the car (front seat), after having searched for a quiet and dark street (in a capital city). We fell asleep...
Nothing exceptional so far, except at 8 in the morning we felt the car being seriously rocked, and shocked to see a couple of dozen pair of eyes lurking inside.
(my gf did not bother to put on certain pieces of clothing and as seats were not reclinable, the dashboard was the only place to rest your feet.....imagine)

I had chosen a very quiet spot, 5m from the main gate of the Air Force barracks.

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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 1:34 am

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 7):
Oh, we believe you. We just wonder why they let you out...

They didn't "let" me out. But I guess the best place I've knocked boots in was an unlocked senators office in the Texas state capitol. We had missed the last tour, but they told us we could have free range of the place. So after roaming the tunnels and what not, we found an open legislators office and had a jolly good time. BTW, where's ErikWilliam?

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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 1:37 am

In the ass.

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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 1:39 am

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 21):
we found an open legislators office and had a jolly good time.

Probably not the first time that office has seen a bit of the other ! Politicians, eh ?
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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 1:43 am

In a church.

Graveyard comes a close second.
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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 1:49 am

I gotta be the winner of that one:

- in the lift to her parent's house. lift was first stopped between two floors.
- at the ENTRANCE of her building, on the stairway
- on the roof with the view of the city
- on a ladder
- while driving a car
- on a bridge over a highway at night. caught by the police, who let me go a bit later.
- under a big, covering bush in a public garden at nightfall
- in the WCs of pubs
- in the WC of work
- out in a forest
- in the right seat of her husband's car (this one will damage my already very questionable "respect rating"..).


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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 1:50 am

Quoting OzarkD9S (Reply 24):
In a church.

Oooh - you are SO going to hell !  Smile
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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 1:53 am

Picked this guy up in a bar, and he took me to back to his dorm at the U of Toronto. around 5am, we decided to go take a shower (obviously communal), and took the risk and had sex right there, in the dorm showers... it was really hot! and the idea that anyone could have walked in at any time just made it hotter! Needless to say I was drunk as a skunk and didn't care  Smile
 
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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 1:54 am

JGPH1A:

No, because there is no hell. It's just a concept used to scare people.

But if I am going, so is the priest.
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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 1:59 am

Quoting OzarkD9S (Reply 28):
But if I am going, so is the priest.

 rotfl  Shameless hussy ! That'll be at least the 6th level, with extra burning agony and pits of worms, and double pointy pitchforks on Sundays Big grin
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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:00 am

The public showers of a water parc I guess. That was fun. Or in the car of course.
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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:02 am

I once got kicked out of a night club for having sex. It was the most bizarre thing I've experienced.
This place had several small booths with very plush velour sofas. Well I met this extremely drunk but very fun lady wearing a short dress. She took me in to one of the booths and pushed me down on the sofa and pulled out my Mr. Happy and well I am sure you get the picture.  Wink
Anyhow we were going at it for only 4 or 5 minutes until security came and got us.

The funny thing was the security guards were giving me the hi-five but still had to escort us out.

Come to find out, she was a 3 grade teacher on vacation from Phoenix, AZ.
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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:08 am

Here comes a ban:

In Johan's bed.
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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:26 am

The old People Mover at Disneyland. My ex & I were the only people aboard the 4-car tram for the 3-minute ride. So we had a fast & fun time on it. Big grin Regards.
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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:37 am

--bus on ride back from a formal

--rooftop garden where we knew people in surrounding buildings could see us

--my senior seminar room in college

--on the quad in college (late at night so we could at least have the cover of darkness)

--the library stacks, in college

--on a conference room table here in my office

--in the entrance hallway to this guys apt building, up against the stairs
 
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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:40 am

Craziest place you've done what in????

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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:58 am

T3 parking lot at PHX.

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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 3:08 am

Quoting KCMike (Reply 35):
Craziest place you've done what in????

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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 3:11 am

Michael Jackson's room. He gave me Jesus Juice first and then we looked at porn.

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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 3:14 am

On the internet.
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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 3:26 am

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 32):
Here comes a ban:

In Johan's bed.
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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 3:33 am

Sorry it didn't turn out so well HEAD Moderator Mike...
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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:04 am

Behind the magistrates court, next to the police station and on the beach, with people walking by and nearly getting arrested by the police, lol.
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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:47 am

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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:57 am

on the train from Munich city center to MUC at 10 at night!
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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 5:18 am

- On my ex-GF sister's bed... with her sister.
- Like Kay upstairs, on the right seat of her husband's car.
- Trying to drive on a straight line, on the highway, while she went down on me.... in broad daylight.
- In a car parked by the fence at LIS, at night... while trying to keep an eye out for interesting stuff on the runway. Big grin

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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 10:01 am

How could I forget this one. My senior year in high school we performed Oklahoma (I was Will Parker). There were two casts, and when the other cast opened I went to the show. I volunteered to man the catwalk. Well, this chick I had wanted since seventh grade went up with me so I would have some company. Yep. I got to bang her while looking down 100 feet at 2,000 people. We were without protection, and in the heat of the moment I pulled out and dropped the kids right through the catwalk. They never could prove it was me, though.

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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 10:21 am

Growing up in Miami you had to do it .....

on the beach (Virginia key was best for finding a somewhat secluded spot)
@ Mashta Point
Behind the bandshell @ Bayside
On a Boat (several types/times)
On a Boat During the Columbus Day Regatta (nothing like doing a decent chick while your watching other topless (or less) chicks)  Smile
An alley @ Fantasy Fest (EYW)
On the Bike trail in the mangroves after Matheson Hammock closed (Damn Misquitoes)
ANY Coral Gables Golf course. (I liked Rivera best)
When it was Bakery Center (during a construction phase)
Parking lot of Swensons
The roof of "The Depot"
Parking lot of 'Your Father's Moustache'
The Cement Sunning lady @ Dante Facell Park  Smile

And of course.... pre 9/11, the 'spotting zones' on 12th ave NW @ KMIA
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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 10:32 am

In the back of an airline's ramp van.

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RE: Craziest Place You've Done It In?

Wed Jun 15, 2005 10:37 am

I love these topics, because they always remind of this one chick named Cat that got kicked out of my school. She got around alright, and one day she just had to tell her story. Supposedly the night before she was at a guys house, banged him up, on the same bed that his girlfriend was sleeping on. Had the nerve to even show us BRUISES from it. Weird chick I tell you..

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