Matt D
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What Kind Of Kids Would They Be?

Tue Jun 21, 2005 3:45 am

Let's have some fun here. Let's imagine two people..any people...as long as they are physically capable of producing children. What would they be?

I'll start with myself.

I am of Russian heritage. Several years ago, I was dating a woman of Puerto Rican heritage. Since I am big on stereos, one of my buddies said that if her and I would ever have kids, they'd not only be able to steal stereos, but hook them up as well.

Now I am with Jen, who is of German heritage. So if her and I would ever have kids, they would not be able to design and build rockets, they'd know how to sell them on the Black Market as well.
 
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RE: What Kind Of Kids Would They Be?

Tue Jun 21, 2005 3:59 am

I'm Irish, German, Swedish.

My girlfriend is Czech, and German.

So our kids would be drunks, who don't do anything (Since the Czech Republic never really did anything)  Wink Kinda like LHMark...
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RE: What Kind Of Kids Would They Be?

Tue Jun 21, 2005 3:59 am

JCS17 and Delia Smith.

Not only coould the kid eat loads of food but he'd be a great chef too.
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RE: What Kind Of Kids Would They Be?

Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:07 am

LHMark and JCS17-
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KROC and Mirrode:

TWINS!

Go big or go home
 
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RE: What Kind Of Kids Would They Be?

Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:14 am

Well my GF is Polish/American and I'm English/Irish so if we had any kids they would be curly haired with ample noses with a love of the Black stuff (Guinness) and boring food  Smile

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RE: What Kind Of Kids Would They Be?

Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:03 am

Matt D:
All that matters is that they learn how to operate a reel to reel deck.  Smile
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RE: What Kind Of Kids Would They Be?

Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:13 am

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 3):
KROC and Mirrode:

TWINS!



Looks more like triplets to me...  Yeah sure

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RE: What Kind Of Kids Would They Be?

Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:26 am

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 6):
Looks more like triplets to me...

Are you insulting the tiger?
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RE: What Kind Of Kids Would They Be?

Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:51 am

I used to know a girl whose father was Italian, and whose mother was Jewish. She made the greatest spaghetti, only thing was, she never made enough.

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RE: What Kind Of Kids Would They Be?

Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:49 pm

Quoting Aloges (Reply 7):
Are you insulting the tiger?

No I prefer to have my throat intact.  Wink

Thom@s
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RE: What Kind Of Kids Would They Be?

Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:19 pm

off topic:
didn´t one of this guys got hit by the tiger and they? or was seriously injured?
Dida, Cafu, Lucio, Roque Junior, Roberto Carlo, Emerson, Ze Roberto, Ronaldinho, Kaka, Adriano, Robinho, Ronaldo
 
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RE: What Kind Of Kids Would They Be?

Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:27 pm

The tiger needed a rabies shot after being bitten by Siegfried.
 
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RE: What Kind Of Kids Would They Be?

Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:27 pm

Quoting Erikwilliam (Reply 10):
off topic:
didn´t one of this guys got hit by the tiger and they? or was seriously injured?

Try googling "Siegfried and Roy"
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RE: What Kind Of Kids Would They Be?

Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:32 pm

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 12):
Try googling "Siegfried and Roy"

I would if I cared enough. I just asked, if nobody on a.net tells me, i´ll keep on not knowing
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RE: What Kind Of Kids Would They Be?

Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:32 pm

JGHP1A summed up my Icelandic-Bhutanese heritage pretty well:

'So Saturday consists of a cup of tea with rancid yak butter and a spot of chanting, followed by the rape, pillage and redecoration of Greenland with fabulous curvilinear beech furniture and all-natural fabrics . Sounds like a fun cultural heritage to me'

My wife is a Monegasque, and we already have children who have lived a few years in Australia. So I guess my kids are capable of spinning a prayer roll, tongue-rolling their way through a norse epic, playing a didgeredoo, all while seeking out premium mineral water and refuelling a F1 racing car.

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RE: What Kind Of Kids Would They Be?

Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:40 pm

Quoting QANTASforever (Reply 14):
My wife is a Monegasque

what is that? never heard that term in english before....
Dida, Cafu, Lucio, Roque Junior, Roberto Carlo, Emerson, Ze Roberto, Ronaldinho, Kaka, Adriano, Robinho, Ronaldo
 
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RE: What Kind Of Kids Would They Be?

Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:51 pm

Quoting Erikwilliam (Reply 15):
what is that? never heard that term in english before....

Do principality de Monaco.

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RE: What Kind Of Kids Would They Be?

Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:53 pm

Quoting QANTASforever (Reply 16):

ahhhhhhhh.
nice, just learned something new today.
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RE: What Kind Of Kids Would They Be?

Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:22 pm

My father-n-law is Polish, and my mother-n-law is Portuguese. That makes my wife a Portalock. Big grin

Damn her and her mother can cook!!  Silly

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RE: What Kind Of Kids Would They Be?

Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:44 pm

I'm of Italian, Irish German and some Dutch decent. My girlfriend is Norweigen and something else I didn't care about. I guess are kids would be able to slaughter innocent whales then know how to cook them with pasta and potatos too.

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