Espion007
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Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:03 am

What i really find weird was that he was crazy enough to do a sheep,yet was responsible enough to use a condom  eyebrow 

http://dailytelegraph.news.com.au/st...jsp?sectionid=1274&storyid=3325323
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ArmitageShanks
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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:08 am

I guess that's about the only thing around there that doesn't have AIDS.
 
CaptOveur
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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:08 am

Well, you wouldn't want the sheep to get pregnant.
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TedTAce
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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:10 am

Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 2):
Well, you wouldn't want the sheep to get pregnant.

And we know your the #2 expert on sheep shaging on this board don't we?
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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:11 am

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 3):
And we know your the #2 expert on sheep shaging on this board don't we?

It's still more action than you get... I have just accepted that being an A.netter means I have to go outside the species for luvin.
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September11
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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:14 am

another true sad story ... any more gross sex stories coming?
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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:15 am

Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 4):
It's still more action than you get...

Yes being married does=no nookie.. but hey I got some on Father's day !!!
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CaptOveur
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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:21 am

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 6):
Yes being married does=no nookie.. but hey I got some on Father's day

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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:24 am

Quoting Espion007 (Thread starter):



-Msl747 vomit  yuck 
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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:29 am

Wow, no reference to Kirkie yet. Looks like this forum has FINALLY grown up, and it was about time this happened.
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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:39 am

Quoting Birdwatching (Reply 9):
Wow, no reference to Kirkie yet. Looks like this forum has FINALLY grown up

only 9 replies and you are so optimistic?
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CaptOveur
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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:41 am

I thought mentioning kirkie and sheep was a quick ticket to bansville?
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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:46 am

I've noticed Pe@rson hasn't been around lately, you don't think it could be him, do you? He could have legged it to Kenya and commited this act.
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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:48 am

Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 11):
I thought mentioning kirkie and sheep was a quick ticket to bansville?

Thats pretty much accurate.
 
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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:50 am

Well, t'was in Kenya so it wasn't me. But hasnt Pe@rson been in Africa recently...  scratchchin 
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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:50 am

Thats cause its easy to diss him in this thread. Though if I could come up with a KO, I'd post it. Sure I'd get banned, but a KO is well worth it.
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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:53 am

She was standing in that field, eating some grass, and acting sexy, looking over her shoulder at me with those blades of grass hanging out of her mouth.. I just couldn't resist.. I had to finally use that condom I had been keeping in my wallet for the next time I got to Rochester..

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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:53 am

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 14):
Well, t'was in Kenya so it wasn't me.

Thank you for elaborating that for us.  Wink

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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:53 am

I love this line from cited article above:

Quote:
when the sheep's owner threw a machete at him after finding him in flagrante delicto with a prize ewe

You just don't hear things said like this in the US....
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CaptOveur
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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:55 am

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 18):
You just don't hear things said like this in the US....

Yeah, in the US we would have shot him. I know in Texas it probably would have been ruled a legal shooting too.. Defending property/business asset.
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aa61hvy
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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:57 am

Capt-take a seat, cause that was a shit signed by post.
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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:58 am

Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 16):
She was standing in that field, eating some grass, and acting sexy, looking over her shoulder at me with those blades of grass hanging out of her mouth.. I just couldn't resist.. I had to finally use that condom I had been keeping in my wallet for the next time I got to Rochester..

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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:01 am

Quoting KROC (Reply 13):
Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 11):
I thought mentioning kirkie and sheep was a quick ticket to bansville?

Thats pretty much accurate.

I would like to point out, that I told one of the mods (Sabena332) that I wasnt bothered about the stupid jokes now, but I'll leave it up to the mods discretion whether you get banned for it or not  Wink
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CaptOveur
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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:09 am

Hey Kirkie.. That signed by post wasn't about you.
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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:12 am

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 20):
Capt-take a seat, cause that was a shit signed by post.

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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:14 am

Quoting KROC (Reply 21):
Don't worry AA61hvy - LHMark always goes bare back with guys anyway.

word definition of bare back

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One entry found for bareback.

Main Entry: bare·back
Pronunciation: -"bak
Variant(s): or bare·backed /-'bakt/
Function: adverb or adjective
: on the bare back of a horse : without a saddle

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aa61hvy
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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:14 am

Birdwatch- no worries bro, I'm not upset.
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KROC
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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:16 am

Sep. 11 - What is the point?
 
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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:20 am

No point, he just wanted to see how it feels to be in TheCoz's boots instead of his pants.
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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:23 am

September 11 - all you ever do is post dictionary definitions and photos when 90% of the users here either A) Know what a 757 look like or B) Understand a certain phrase (like bareback). I've got a definition for you to look up - and if you see your mug next to it in the dictionary, don't be surprised. You ready for the word? "Clusterf--k"
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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:24 am

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 28):
No point, he just wanted to see how it feels to be in TheCoz's boots instead of his pants.

So you are saying he has a foot fetish?
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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:25 am

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 28):
No point, he just wanted to see how it feels to be in TheCoz's boots instead of his pants.

 
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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:33 am

Reminds me of an incident in the UK a couple of years ago,where a bloke was up to his balls in a goat as a train went trundling past.

The amazed passengers immediately called the Police on their mobile phones,apparently the guy was still at it when they arrived.

And no,it definitely wasn't Kirkie!
 
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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:33 am

Quoting September11 (Reply 25):
word definition of bare back

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One entry found for bareback.

Main Entry: bare·back
Pronunciation: -"bak
Variant(s): or bare·backed /-'bakt/
Function: adverb or adjective
: on the bare back of a horse : without a saddle

Signed,
No body

You are:
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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:36 am

okay. let's go back to the topic:

Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

that man is a Clusterf--k
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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:24 am

Has anyone stopped to think that this may have been true love? Please stop the cruelty. I wonder if the sheep will do jail time.
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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:25 am

So September 11 is posting the definition to words we need no defininition for?
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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:33 am

only bad or unappropriate words LOL
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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:37 am

Yeah and a guy got cought by his wife in Nigeria when he was shagging a chicken. And then i killed him self because he didn't wanted to live in shame.
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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:47 am

Quoting Espion007 (Thread starter):
What i really find weird was that he was crazy enough to do a sheep,yet was responsible enough to use a condom

Maybe he thought the sheep's rear was grosse and hence used the condom for hygiene. Sick man  yuck 
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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:20 am

Quoting Blackbird1331 (Reply 35):
Has anyone stopped to think that this may have been true love? Please stop the cruelty. I wonder if the sheep will do jail time.

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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:38 am

...and insisted that his affection for animals was limited to sheep.

"I only made love to the ewe twice using two condoms but I never do it regularly," he said in his defence.


Hahahaaaa... Big grin

Shit..what's happening to this world...first a guy has sex with a dog, now this guy with a sheep...a guy cutting off his own penis...man, this world has gone crazy!
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RE: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep

Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:14 am

Well, I tried. Screw all of these airport meets. Let's meet at a pub.
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