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AFI Lists 100 Best Movie Quotes Of All Time

Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:09 am

1. "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn," "Gone With the Wind," 1939.

2. "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse," "The Godfather," 1972.

3. "You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am," "On the Waterfront," 1954.

4. "Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore," "The Wizard of Oz," 1939.

5. "Here's looking at you, kid," "Casablanca," 1942.

6. "Go ahead, make my day," "Sudden Impact," 1983.

7. "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up," "Sunset Blvd.," 1950.

8. "May the Force be with you," "Star Wars," 1977.

9. "Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night," "All About Eve," 1950.

10. "You talking to me?" "Taxi Driver," 1976.

11. "What we've got here is failure to communicate," "Cool Hand Luke," 1967.

12. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning," "Apocalypse Now," 1979.

13. "Love means never having to say you're sorry," "Love Story," 1970.

14. "The stuff that dreams are made of," "The Maltese Falcon," 1941.

15. "E.T. phone home," "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial," 1982.

16. "They call me Mister Tibbs!", "In the Heat of the Night," 1967.

17. "Rosebud," "Citizen Kane," 1941.

18. "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!", "White Heat," 1949.

19. "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!", "Network," 1976.

20. "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship," "Casablanca," 1942.

21. "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti," "The Silence of the Lambs," 1991.

22. "Bond. James Bond," "Dr. No," 1962.

23. "There's no place like home," "The Wizard of Oz," 1939.

24. "I am big! It's the pictures that got small," "Sunset Blvd.," 1950.

25. "Show me the money!", "Jerry Maguire," 1996.

26. "Why don't you come up sometime and see me?", "She Done Him Wrong," 1933.

27. "I'm walking here! I'm walking here!", "Midnight Cowboy," 1969.

28. "Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By,"' "Casablanca," 1942.

29. "You can't handle the truth!", "A Few Good Men," 1992.

30. "I want to be alone," "Grand Hotel," 1932.

31. "After all, tomorrow is another day!", "Gone With the Wind," 1939.

32. "Round up the usual suspects," "Casablanca," 1942.

33. "I'll have what she's having," "When Harry Met Sally...," 1989.

34. "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow," "To Have and Have Not," 1944.

35. "You're gonna need a bigger boat," "Jaws," 1975.

36. "Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!", "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre," 1948.

37. "I'll be back," "The Terminator," 1984.

38. "Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth," "The Pride of the Yankees," 1942.

39. "If you build it, he will come," "Field of Dreams," 1989.

40. "Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get," "Forrest Gump," 1994.

41. "We rob banks," "Bonnie and Clyde," 1967.

42. "Plastics," "The Graduate," 1967.

43. "We'll always have Paris," "Casablanca," 1942.

44. "I see dead people," "The Sixth Sense," 1999.

45. "Stella! Hey, Stella!", "A Streetcar Named Desire," 1951.

46. "Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars," "Now, Voyager," 1942.

47. "Shane. Shane. Come back!", "Shane," 1953.

48. "Well, nobody's perfect," "Some Like It Hot," 1959.

49. "It's alive! It's alive!", "Frankenstein," 1931.

50. "Houston, we have a problem," "Apollo 13," 1995.

51. "You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?", "Dirty Harry," 1971.

52. "You had me at 'hello,"' "Jerry Maguire," 1996.

53. "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know," "Animal Crackers," 1930.

54. "There's no crying in baseball!", "A League of Their Own," 1992.

55. "La-dee-da, la-dee-da," "Annie Hall," 1977.

56. "A boy's best friend is his mother," "Psycho," 1960.

57. "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good," "Wall Street," 1987.

58. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer," "The Godfather Part II," 1974.

59. "As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again," "Gone With the Wind," 1939.

60. "Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!", "Sons of the Desert," 1933.

61. "Say 'hello' to my little friend!", "Scarface," 1983.

62. "What a dump," "Beyond the Forest," 1949.

63. "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?", "The Graduate," 1967.

64. "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!", "Dr. Strangelove," 1964.

65. "Elementary, my dear Watson," "The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes," 1929.

66. "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape," "Planet of the Apes," 1968.

67. "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine," "Casablanca," 1942.

68. "Here's Johnny!", "The Shining," 1980.

69. "They're here!", "Poltergeist," 1982.

70. "Is it safe?", "Marathon Man," 1976.

71. "Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet!", "The Jazz Singer," 1927.

72. "No wire hangers, ever!", "Mommie Dearest," 1981.

73. "Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?", "Little Caesar," 1930.

74. "Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown," "Chinatown," 1974.

75. "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers," "A Streetcar Named Desire," 1951.

76. "Hasta la vista, baby," "Terminator 2: Judgment Day," 1991.

77. "Soylent Green is people!", "Soylent Green," 1973.

78. "Open the pod bay doors, HAL," "2001: A Space Odyssey," 1968.

79. Striker: "Surely you can't be serious." Rumack: "I am serious ... and don't call me Shirley," "Airplane!", 1980.

80. "Yo, Adrian!", "Rocky," 1976.

81. "Hello, gorgeous," "Funny Girl," 1968.

82. "Toga! Toga!", "National Lampoon's Animal House," 1978.

83. "Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make," "Dracula," 1931.

84. "Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast," "King Kong," 1933.

85. "My precious," "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers," 2002.

86. "Attica! Attica!", "Dog Day Afternoon," 1975.

87. "Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!", "42nd Street," 1933.

88. "Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!", "On Golden Pond," 1981.

89. "Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper," "Knute Rockne, All American," 1940.

90. "A martini. Shaken, not stirred," "Goldfinger," 1964.

91. "Who's on first," "The Naughty Nineties," 1945.

92. "Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac ... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!", "Caddyshack," 1980.

93. "Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!", "Auntie Mame," 1958.

94. "I feel the need -- the need for speed!", "Top Gun," 1986.

95. "Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary," "Dead Poets Society," 1989.

96. "Snap out of it!", "Moonstruck," 1987.

97. "My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you," "Yankee Doodle Dandy," 1942.

98. "Nobody puts Baby in a corner," "Dirty Dancing," 1987.

99. "I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!", "The Wizard of Oz," 1939.

100. "I'm king of the world!", "Titanic," 1997.
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Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:13 am

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Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:17 am

"Get ova hereeeee" - Untitled Movie, Oct. 2003
 
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Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:18 am

Please KROC....just when I was putting that terrifying memory behind me, you had to exhume it.

Now it's another 6 months of sleeping with the lights on.

Thank you very much.
 
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Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:19 am

Quoting Matt D (Reply 3):
Please KROC....just when I was putting that terrifying memory behind me, you had to exhume it.

Now it's another 6 months of sleeping with the lights on.

Thank you very much.

Anyone want to let us in on the private joke?  Smile
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Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:20 am

That's up to KROC. If he is so inclined, he tells it better than I do.
 
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RE: AFI Lists 100 Best Movie Quotes Of All Time

Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:26 am

Someone has waaaaaay too much time on they're hands if they posted all 100 quotes... lol

I did watch most of the special, though...That is of course until 10:30 when Reno 911! came on Smile Always fun to hear the classic lines that to this day are still used to describe a situation.
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Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:27 am

Quoting S12PPL (Reply 6):
Someone has waaaaaay too much time on they're hands if they posted all 100 quotes... lol

Can you say "cut and paste" ??  Smile
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Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:30 am

"I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave." - 2001 A Space Odessy

"Alma! Check your batteries" - Sister Act

"Could be worse, could be raining." - Young Frankinstein

"I just committed the ultimate f*** you. I just poked your wife." - Tin Men

"The penguins are psychotic!" - Madegascar

"This isn't a hospital, it's an insane asylum! And it's all your fault!" - M*A*S*H

"The needs of the many are greater than the needs of the few-or the one" Star Trek II: The Rath of Khan

"You drivin' with your eyes or are you usin' the Force" - Beverly Hills Cop II

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Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:39 am

"I must break you" Rocky IV

"I am Sparticus" Sparticus

"Hoooaah" Scent of a Woman

"Juuuust a bit outside" Major League
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Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:43 am

"Alaaaaaaaaarrrm" Das Boot

Wonderful!

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Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:48 am

"These go to eleven". - This Is Spinal Tap

"INCONCEIVABLE!" - The Princess Bride

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die." - The Princess Bride
 
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Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:49 am

Lots of quotes from Casablanca!

"I'm gonna fockerize you!" - Meet the Focker

'No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don't say "affirmative," or some shit like that. You say "no problemo." And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say "eat me." And if you want to shine them on it's "hasta la vista, baby." ' - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

"I still believe in paradise, but now at least I know it's not some place you can look for, because it's not where you go; it's how you feel for a moment in your life when you're a part of something. And if you find that moment, it lasts forever." The Beach
 
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Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:08 am

"I have a bad feeling about this"...... ANY "Star Wars" movie.

"The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me." .....Animal House

"Tickle your ass with a feather?" .......Up The Academy

"C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into *Wisconsin*."..........Stripes
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RE: AFI Lists 100 Best Movie Quotes Of All Time

Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:15 am

Do non-Americans share the same obsession for top-10/20/40/100 lists?
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Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:18 am

"oh man I just shot marvin in the face!"........Pulp Fiction
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Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:31 am

Quoting Diamond (Thread starter):
Striker: "Surely you can't be serious." Rumack: "I am serious ... and don't call me Shirley," "Airplane!", 1980

Hehehe... Classic...
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Thu Jun 23, 2005 3:53 am

Quoting Tristarenvy (Reply 13):
"The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me." .....Animal House

One of my favorite quotes from one of my favorite movies...
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Thu Jun 23, 2005 4:37 am

"I love robbing from the English. They're so polite." A Fish Called Wanda

"Asssshoooole" Also from A Fish called Wanda

"Ooooh, beeehave!" Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

"Help! Help! I'm being repressed" Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"I may be dead but I do have feelings!" Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

"You've got me--Who'se got you?!" Superman

"Want some gopher?" O Brother Where Art Thou?

That's all I can think of right now...

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Thu Jun 23, 2005 4:47 am

I was watching it but got seriously bored of the many quotes from old films such as Casablanca - it had about 6 in there. Yawn.

'Get busy livin, or get busy dyin' - Shawshank Redemption.

BF

PS Worst:

'Get off my plane' - Air Force One
'Is it raining? I hadn't noticed' - 4 Weddings. So painful it makes your teeth hurt!
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Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:14 am

'Gooooooood morning, Vietnam!' - Good Morning Vietnam
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Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:37 am

It's not from a movie, but my signature has one of the best quotes in show biz.
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Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:46 am

"Luke, I am your father" - Star Wars
 
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Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:52 am

"And Sergeant Hulka is OUR big toe".....Bill Murray aka John Winger in "Stripes".
"I take mine black.....like my men".....the ten-year girl (referring to her coffee) to the ten-year old boy in "Airplane".
"All right, give me Ham on five, hold the Mayo". Peter Graves aka Captain Oveur in "Airplane" (that movie alone could have its own Top 100 list. I'll leave the white zone/red zone sh$t crack alone).

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Thu Jun 23, 2005 6:00 am

Quoting Sovietjet (Reply 22):
"Luke, I am your father" - Star Wars

This has to be one of the most misquoted lines of all time. Oddly, for as popular it is not in Empire Strikes Back. It shocked me the time I watched Empire Strikes Back and noticed that it wasn't said like that. I am a Star Wars nerd, and the actual line, if I recall correctly, is, "No I am your father." Little bit of useless information.
 
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Thu Jun 23, 2005 6:59 am

"Bring out your dead!" plus
"It's only a flesh wound." Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Igor (pronounced Eye-gore), you take the bag."
"Okay, you take the blonde." Young Frankenstein

"We're on a mission from God!" Blues Brothers

"Don't call me Stupid." A Fish Called Wanda

"Feed Me!" Little Shop of Horrors

"THAT"S THE FACT, JACK!" Stripes

"FOOD FIGHT!" plus
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
"The Germans?"
"Forget it, he's on a roll." Animal House

"Snakes, why did it have to be snakes?" Raiders of the Lost Ark

"Hey Bud, let's party." plus
"It's my skull, I'm so wasted!" Fast Times at Ridgemont High

"What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the Law."
Smokey and the Bandit

"It's time to die!" Invasion USA

"That's right, that's right, we bad!" Stir Crazy

"Take my hand."
"That would leave you with only one." Arthur

"We are the Jamaican Bobsled Team." plus
"They don't like us because we are different" with
"Thanks, Coach." and
"I see PRIDE! I see POWER! I see one bada$$ mother who's not going to take it anymore." Cool Runnings

"Dump-dump Daaaaa! I am Captain Chaos! And this is my companion Kato. Say 'Hello' Kato. 'Been a cop long?" Cannonball Run

"Do you have a reem?" The Return of the Pink Pather & The Pink Panther Strikes Again

"Kato, where are you my little yellow friend" various Pink Panther films w/Peter Sellers.

"Do you have a license for your moonkey?" plus
"Where is the phune?" The Return of the Pink Panther

"There's no such thing as a nude bomb!" The Nude Bomb later renamed The Return of Maxwell Smart

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Thu Jun 23, 2005 8:56 am

This thread could go on for a loooong time....

"Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop to look around once in a while, you could miss it." - Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
"Pardon my French, but you're an asshole." -Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

"Anything more than a handful and you're risking a sprained tongue" - Weird Science.

"Fifty bucks Grandpa, for 75, the wife can watch." - Pretty Woman.

Perchik: "Money is the world's curse." Tevye: "May the Lord smite me with it! And may I never recover!" - Fiddler on the Roof

"Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You're f**kin' up the rotation." - Friday

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Thu Jun 23, 2005 9:09 am

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104257/quotes
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Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:36 pm

Quoting MUWarriors (Reply 24):
It shocked me the time I watched Empire Strikes Back and noticed that it wasn't said like that.

Kinda like how no one ever actually said, "Beam me up, Scotty," on the original Star Trek series.
 
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Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:15 pm

I could fill this page with quotes from Caddyshack, Animal House, Office Space, Arthur, Monty Python & Holy Grail, and Happy Gilmore, but I'll restrain myself.
Just a few at random, you should be able to ID the movies...
"PC Load letter?? What the f*ck does that mean??!!??"
"How 'bout a Fresca?!?"
"Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature."
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!!"
"The ratio of people to cake is too big."
"Road trip!!!"
"God I HATE that Bob Barker!"
"Let's go!!! While we're young!!"
"Where's the rest of this moose?"
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son"
"'I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!' 'You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?'"
"We can do that. We don't even need a reason."
"Food fight!!"
"Isn't fun the best thing to have?"
"...And there was much rejoicing. yaaaaay."

Like I said, I could go on....
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Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:17 pm

I realized I wrote it wrong, but I was too lazy to go edit it. In fact what I meant to write was that but then I remembered that Simpsons episode where Vader pops up from the cloud and says "Luke, I am your father" to Lisa so I accidentally wrote that lol.
 
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Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:48 pm

"You see this - that means not welcome!" American History X.

"There are two types of people in this world. Those who are hiding in pipes, and those who need the money." Igla (Needle)

"No, this isn't Rio de Janeiro." Zolotoy Telenok (Golden Calf)

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Thu Jun 23, 2005 6:22 pm

"you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off" - Michael Caine in The Italian Job.

"He's not the messiah - he's a very naughty boy" - Monty Python Life of Brian.
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RE: AFI Lists 100 Best Movie Quotes Of All Time

Thu Jun 23, 2005 6:42 pm

Pulp Fiction is one of my favorite movies for quotes:

"Everybody be cool this is a robbery! Any of you fuckin' pricks move and I'll execute every one of you motherfuckers! Got that?"
Pumkin and Honey Bunny

"It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holyies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit."
Jules

"There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my
name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
Jules

"If you're okay, say something." "Something."
Lance and Mia

"Of all the fuckin' things she coulda forgot, she forgets my father's watch. I specifically reminded her not to forget it. "Bedside table -- on the kangaroo." I said the words: "Don't forget my father's watch."
Butch

"You okay?"
"Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay!"
Long pause.
"What now?"
"What now? Well let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. (to Zed) Hear me talkin' hillbilly boy?! I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna git Medieval on your ass."
"I meant what now, between me and you?"
"Oh, that what now? Well, let me tell ya what now between me an' you. There is no me an' you. Not no more."
"So we're cool?"
"Yeah man, we're cool. One thing I ask -- two things I ask: don't tell nobody about this. This shit's between me and you and the
soon-to-be-livin'-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain, Mr. Rapist here. It ain't nobody else's business. Two: leave town. Tonight. Right now. And when you're gone, stay gone. You've lost your Los Angeles privileges. Deal?"
"Deal."
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RE: AFI Lists 100 Best Movie Quotes Of All Time

Thu Jun 23, 2005 9:55 pm

Not one of these made it....I am through with the AFI!!!


Ada Quonsett: My late husband played the violin. Not professionally, but he was very good. He once played the Minute Waltz in 58 seconds.

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Joe Patroni: Hold on, we're goin' for broke!

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Joe Patroni: I'll be back in time if I have to pull that plane out with my teeth!

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Joe Patroni: Let us put it this way: You promised me a box of cigars if I pull this off, right? Well, what're you standing here for? Go get 'em!

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Mel Bakersfeld: Don't talk to me about consequences! When Congress voted to cut airport appropriations, you never even sent in a letter of protest. And where were you when the airlines and the pilots and the rest of us were... were pleading for... for more airports and better traffic control? You were picking out the colors in the ladies' lounge. So now you've got your consequences!

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Joe Patroni: Hold the whipped cream; I just had dessert.

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Mel Bakersfeld: They're having a conference now to decide what to do. But I need somebody who knows. A genius. Like Patroni.

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Ada Quonsett: When you get to be older, there isn't a lot left to be frightened of.

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Mel Bakersfeld: If you're wondering if we had another fight, the answer is no. Just a continuation of the same one.

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Captain Anson Harris: Helen was a stewardess, flying DC-4s. That's how we met and, uh, she knew what was going on. So when we got married, I made her a promise - the obvious one. I always kept it.

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Assistant: The instruction book said that was impossible!
Joe Patroni: That's one nice thing about the 707. She can do everything but read.

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Marcus Rathbone: What's more, the captain deliberately struck me across the face!
Cy Jordan: Unless you shut up, the second officer's going to do exactly the same thing.

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Captain Anson Harris: Remind me to send a thank you note to Mr. Boeing.

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[the precocious nerd figures out they're turning around]
Mrs. Schultz: Captain, our son has a question. Schuyler, here's our captain.
Schuyler Schultz: [pointing out the window] Before, Virgo and Leo were right there, sir. Now I'm beginning to see Ursa Minor and Cassiopeia. We MUST be turning around.
Capt. Vernon Demerest: You have a young navigator here! Well, I'll tell you son... Due to a Cecil wind, Dystor has vectored us into a 360-tossen of slor traffic. Now we'll maintain this Borden hold until we get the Forta Magnus clearance from Meldings.
Schuyler Schultz: Oh... yes... of course!
Mr. Schultz: What did he mean by that, son?
Schuyler Schultz: Never mind, father, I'll tell you later.

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Joe Patroni: You chickened out on me! I told you I wanted all the power you got!
Capt. Benson: Full throttle and this plane would be standing on its nose.
Joe Patroni: You might fly these things but I take them apart and put them back together again. If you had any guts we'd be on the runway by now.
Capt. Benson: You felt it vibrating? Another 10 seconds and we'd have had structural damage.
Joe Patroni: Who do ya think you're talking to, some kid that fixes bicycles? I know every inch of the 707! Take the wings off this and you could use it as a TANK! This plane is built to withstand anything... except a bad pilot.

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Joe Patroni: Aww, a tractor-trailer jack-knifed and flipped over. It's laying on its side like a drunken dinosaur.

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Ada Quonsett: Now there's nothing to be nervous about. I've flown thousands of miles and I can tell you it's a lot safer than crossing the street!

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Marcus Rathbone: That's personal property!

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Capt. Vernon Demerest: You better get this thing out of here 'cause I'm not taking off on 2-2.
Mel Bakersfeld: You'll use what's available!
Capt. Vernon Demerest: Well, if it's 2-2, I'm not using noise abatement and I'm not cutting back on power over those houses. So unless you want a big fat bill for cracked plaster and broken dishes, you'd better move this thing!

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Ada Quonsett: You've been so busy, we just haven't had a chance to chat. I'm Ada Quonsett.
D.O. Guerrero: How do you do.
Ada Quonsett: What's your name, sir?
D.O. Guerrero: Guerrero.
Ada Quonsett: Guerrero! That's Spanish, isn't it?
D.O. Guerrero: Yes, but way... back.
Ada Quonsett: You look more Irish.
D.O. Guerrero: So did my mother.

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Capt. Vernon Demerest: Hey, now, that's a good idea, Mel. Using little old ladies for skycaps. You keep that up. You're doing a good job.
Sarah Bakersfeld Demerest: [after Vernon leaves] For my sake, be patient with him.
Mel Bakersfeld: How you can live with that overage juvenile delinquent, I'll never know.
Sarah Bakersfeld Demerest: There's just the two of us. If I left him, what would I have?
Mel Bakersfeld: Would you have any more if he decided to leave you?
Sarah Bakersfeld Demerest: He won't. The moment a girl gets too serious, he waves his wedding ring like a flag. I'm his disaster insurance.
Mel Bakersfeld: More like group insurance!
Sarah Bakersfeld Demerest: Thanks for caring, Mel. Don't worry. Someday he'll come home for some other reason than to just change his clothes.
Mel Bakersfeld: Well, I hope so.

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[discussing the effects of the bomb on a 707]
Joe Patroni: The sudden decompression at 30, 000 feet is something you gotta see to believe.
Tanya Livingston: He'll get sucked out, won't he?
Joe Patroni: As well as anyone sitting next to him. Until that pressure equalizes, everything within 20 feet to him that's not nailed on or strapped is gonna get sucked right out of that hole.
Bert Weatherby: Is it that powerful, are you sure?
Joe Patroni: Humph! Yeah, I'm sure. When I was a mechanic in the Air Force, I was being transferred on a MATS plane. At 20, 000 feet, one of the windows shattered. The guy sitting next to it was about 170 pounds. He went through that little space like a hunk of hamburger going down the disposal. Right after him coats, pillows, blankets, cups, saucers. Yeah, I'm sure!
Mel Bakersfeld: Takes about 3 seconds, doesn't it?
Joe Patroni: 3, 4 or 5, depends on the size of the hole. Everything fogs up just like that.
[snaps fingers]
Joe Patroni: And THEN watch out! At that altitude, you can't breathe. So unless they get on oxygen in 45 seconds, it's good-bye!

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Tanya Livingston: Perhaps Mr. Bakersfeld could impress upon Mrs. Quonsett that this isn't a very nice thing to do. Mrs. Livingston hasn't been able to!
Mel Bakersfeld: [timidly] Yes, uh... Mrs., uh... Quonsett? Uh, what you've done is, uh... dishonest. You've broken the law. You've defrauded Trans Global.
[Mrs. Quonsett smiles and keeps nodding]
Mel Bakersfeld: Don't you realize they could prosecute you?
Ada Quonsett: But they wouldn't, would they? I don't think it would be very good public relations for a big airline to prosecute a little old lady just because she wanted to visit her daughter!

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Gwen Meighen: Nuts to the man in 21D.
Ruth: You said it.

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Ada Quonsett: My late husband taught me to be thorough. He was a teacher of geometry. He always said: "You must consider every angle."
Tanya Livingston: My late husband was a lawyer, and he always said: "Watch out for sweet-looking innocent, little old ladies." I'm beginning to understand what he meant.

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Inez Guerrero: This time, do me one favor. If your boss says two and two is six, agree with him.
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RE: AFI Lists 100 Best Movie Quotes Of All Time

Fri Jun 24, 2005 5:07 am

"You foolish, foolish boys... I was there. It was called the Eighties. Nixon was president, Ford was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground. Now I was running loose in this hole-in-the-wall town in what is now known as Utah, when this guy comes in, starts makin' so-called improvements, right? Well pretty soon, the streets were running with latte, and a man who, you know, wanted to smoke a little grass, stand naked in his front lawn, crow like a rooster, even challenge the mayor's son to a gentleman's duel was uncooth against God."

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RE: AFI Lists 100 Best Movie Quotes Of All Time

Fri Jun 24, 2005 5:39 am

Quoting Diamond (Thread starter):
92. "Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac ... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!", "Caddyshack," 1980.

If you're going to quote Caddyshack it should be...

Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.
Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers, rodents!
Carl Spackler: We can do that? We don't even need a reason?

or...

Danny Noonan: I gotta go to college.
Ty Webb: You don't have to go to college. This isn't Russia. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia.

or...

Al Czervik: Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dogfood. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.

or...

Al Czervik: Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
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RE: AFI Lists 100 Best Movie Quotes Of All Time

Fri Jun 24, 2005 7:09 am

Quoting Diamond (Thread starter):
21. "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti," "The Silence of the Lambs," 1991.

That should have been number one... or at least the top 5. Creeeepy!!

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RE: AFI Lists 100 Best Movie Quotes Of All Time

Sun Jun 26, 2005 9:12 am

I forgot Repo Man!
"John Wayne was a fag."
"One in every car...you'll see."
"Look at 'em. Ordinary f*cking people. I hate 'em!"
"Life of repo man's always 'intense'!"
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RE: AFI Lists 100 Best Movie Quotes Of All Time

Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:36 am

Quoting Ctbarnes (Reply 8):
"Alma! Check your batteries" - Sister Act

LOLOL
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Surprised this one didn't make it: "Run, Forrest, run!" (or "My name is Forrest, Forrest Gump." or "Why're you so good to me Forrest? -- 'Cause you're my girl" or "And that's all I've got to say about that")

"Good night, you Princes of Maine, you Kings of New England!" - Cider House Rules

"As if!" - Clueless

"In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart." -Diary of Anne Frank

"It's amazing Molly. The love inside, you take it with you." -Ghost

"Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the fairest one of all?" -Snow White

probably not the greatest of all time but:

"Hellooooo!"; "It was a run-by fruiting!"; "I don't work with the males, 'cause I used to be one!" "It was the drink that killed him. -- Oh, he was an alcoholic? -- No, he was hit by a Guinness truck." - Mrs. Doubtfire

"I bet they don't even have good Chinese food here." [...] "You've got to let everyone know you're a tourist" "Oh, and what're you, a f*ckin' world travela'?!" "My biological clock is tickin' like this: [STOMP, STOMP], and the way this case is goin', I ain't never gettin' married!" --Can anyone remember what that's from?

400 Nominated quotes -- from which the 100 were selected. It's a big pdf.

[Edited 2005-06-26 04:37:58]
 
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RE: AFI Lists 100 Best Movie Quotes Of All Time

Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:51 am

Quoting MaverickM11 (Reply 14):
Do non-Americans share the same obsession for top-10/20/40/100 lists?

Not really
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RE: AFI Lists 100 Best Movie Quotes Of All Time

Sun Jun 26, 2005 4:20 pm

Quoting SRQCrosscheck (Reply 39):
"I bet they don't even have good Chinese food here." [...] "You've got to let everyone know you're a tourist" "Oh, and what're you, a f*ckin' world travela'?!" "My biological clock is tickin' like this: [STOMP, STOMP], and the way this case is goin', I ain't never gettin' married!" --Can anyone remember what that's from?

I think that was from "My Cousin Vinny"
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