MYT332
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How I Impress The Ladies...

Wed Jun 29, 2005 11:36 pm



Need I say more? 

[Edited 2005-06-29 16:38:12]
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JGPH1A
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RE: How I Impress The Ladies...

Wed Jun 29, 2005 11:39 pm

In your case Alex, that would probably be an extra large portion of boil-in-a-bag cod in parsley sauce Big grin
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RE: How I Impress The Ladies...

Wed Jun 29, 2005 11:41 pm

HaHaHaHaHa! LOL

Wow! Look at the size of that thing! I hope it's lubricated .... for her sake! Big grin

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MYT332
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RE: How I Impress The Ladies...

Wed Jun 29, 2005 11:42 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 1):
an extra large portion of boil-in-a-bag cod in parsley sauce

Or is that simply one of your weird fantasies you hope to live out some day? 

[Edited 2005-06-29 16:43:31]
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JGPH1A
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RE: How I Impress The Ladies...

Wed Jun 29, 2005 11:44 pm

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 3):
Or is that simply one of your weird fantasies you hope to live out some day?

Who says I haven't already ?
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RE: How I Impress The Ladies...

Wed Jun 29, 2005 11:49 pm

Is that the vaginal condom your paid for guest has to use to take up the size difference between her and you??
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Matt D
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RE: How I Impress The Ladies...

Wed Jun 29, 2005 11:52 pm

Who says I haven't already ?

Because most people who really do get 'some' on a regular basis and/or are well endowed feel little or no need to brag about it.

Someone who brags about getting endlessly laid and how they are hung like elephants are usually the ones who have a 2 inch pecker and are either still virgins, or haven't been with a woman since the Reagan Administration.
 
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RE: How I Impress The Ladies...

Wed Jun 29, 2005 11:54 pm

Quoting Matt D (Reply 6):
how they are hung like elephants are usually the ones who have a 2 inch pecker

Remind you of a certain A.Net member who says as much in his username?
 Wink

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RE: How I Impress The Ladies...

Wed Jun 29, 2005 11:56 pm

Quoting Matt D (Reply 6):
Because most people who really do get 'some' on a regular basis and/or are well endowed feel little or no need to brag about it.

...and the point goes cruising over Matt D's head at FL350 and climbing !

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RE: How I Impress The Ladies...

Wed Jun 29, 2005 11:58 pm

Nicely said Matt. MYT, we already have one Superfly, don't try to emulate him.
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RE: How I Impress The Ladies...

Thu Jun 30, 2005 12:04 am

Quoting Myt332 (Thread starter):
How I Impress The Ladies...

You mean it isn't this???

http://www.airwhiners.net/images/100_0726.mov
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RE: How I Impress The Ladies...

Thu Jun 30, 2005 12:07 am

Gettin him liquored up before you make a man of him, Mendis?
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MYT332
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RE: How I Impress The Ladies...

Thu Jun 30, 2005 12:18 am

Quoting B747-437B (Reply 10):
You mean it isn't this???

That's right although it would still be better than showing them my baby photo's ey?  Smile

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RE: How I Impress The Ladies...

Thu Jun 30, 2005 12:19 am

Geez that is one ugly drunk guy.
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RE: How I Impress The Ladies...

Thu Jun 30, 2005 12:20 am

Yeah right. To wrap your entire self in maybe.
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RE: How I Impress The Ladies...

Thu Jun 30, 2005 12:24 am

I thought you were more used to impressing the laddies !!!

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RE: How I Impress The Ladies...

Thu Jun 30, 2005 12:26 am

How reminiscent of when Jane tells Lt. Drebin in The Naked Gun that, "I want you to know that I only practice safe sex." Next scene they are rolling around the bed in full body condoms.
 
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RE: How I Impress The Ladies...

Thu Jun 30, 2005 12:36 am

I was going to say something humorous, but Tony took the cake

Quoting Aerobalance (Reply 5):
Is that the vaginal condom your paid for guest has to use to take up the size difference between her and you??

Then I was going to say something ironic, but was afraid of being misunderstood.

So now I'll just leave you with the prototype A.net condom package. Let us know what you think!
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RE: How I Impress The Ladies...

Thu Jun 30, 2005 1:00 am

Quoting Myt332 (Thread starter):

RARRRRRR  hot 

Condom aside, that guy is very cute  yes 
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RE: How I Impress The Ladies...

Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:13 am

LOL alex!!

Very funny Big grin


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RE: How I Impress The Ladies...

Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:28 am

Quoting Myt332 (Thread starter):
How I Impress The Ladies...

I see ... but frankly, the lady doesn't look very impressed ....
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RE: How I Impress The Ladies...

Thu Jun 30, 2005 3:54 am

Wow!

I didn't know they made them that small!
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RE: How I Impress The Ladies...

Thu Jun 30, 2005 4:09 am

dump condoms, bring in extra-large bottle of lube! that's how I impress "them"
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RE: How I Impress The Ladies...

Thu Jun 30, 2005 7:27 am

"...but after a string of suffocation incidents, the popularity of full-body condoms took a dive...!" Big grin
 
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RE: How I Impress The Ladies...

Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:11 pm

Chicks like quantity, not quality... I would think that bird would be more impressed by me bring a 1000 pack into the bedroom and asking "Are you ready for the night of your life?" than me having to strap that puppy onto my girth....

Anyone check the expiration date on it? 2008/03? Thats ages for that mofo to get the operation he's going to need to put that baby on!
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RE: How I Impress The Ladies...

Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:21 pm

Quoting Monteycarlos (Reply 24):
Anyone check the expiration date on it? 2008/03?

Yes I saw that too, but he will have no problems getting laid before March 2008 Big grin
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RE: How I Impress The Ladies...

Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:28 pm

Quoting FlyAUA (Reply 25):
but he will have no problems getting laid before March 2008

With the look on that womans face he won't be getting laid by her is a hurry.

Not to worry, I'd be happy to show her good times.
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RE: How I Impress The Ladies...

Thu Jun 30, 2005 11:02 pm

Quoting Monteycarlos (Reply 26):
With the look on that womans face he won't be getting laid by her is a hurry.

Not to worry, I'd be happy to show her good times.

Deal! You get her, I get him  Wink
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