(Taken from a Magazine)
If Malcolm Glazer was dead, here is a list of 10 things that Man United fans could do with him:
1 - Use him as a scarecrow at the bottom of their street to frighten off chavs
2 - Hollow him out, attach wheels and use him as a big go-kart
3 - Have a chat with him (he'll be more interesting than Michael Owen)
4 - Sell him to a kebab shop
5 - Melt him down for a lifetime's supply of chip fat
6 - Get him transferred to Real Madrid
7 - Use him as a speed hump
8 - Gut him and sell him as a "fat lion suit" on eBay
9 - Block up the Mersey and flood Anfield
10 - Put him in a bra and pants and charge Rooney for a drunken friday night fiddle.
And of course, if your a.net user name is Andreas you could always make love to his corpse.