gkirk
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10 Things To Do With A Dead Malcolm Glazer-Man Utd

Tue Jul 12, 2005 6:54 pm

(Taken from a Magazine)
If Malcolm Glazer was dead, here is a list of 10 things that Man United fans could do with him:
1 - Use him as a scarecrow at the bottom of their street to frighten off chavs
2 - Hollow him out, attach wheels and use him as a big go-kart
3 - Have a chat with him (he'll be more interesting than Michael Owen)
4 - Sell him to a kebab shop
5 - Melt him down for a lifetime's supply of chip fat
6 - Get him transferred to Real Madrid
7 - Use him as a speed hump
8 - Gut him and sell him as a "fat lion suit" on eBay
9 - Block up the Mersey and flood Anfield
10 - Put him in a bra and pants and charge Rooney for a drunken friday night fiddle.

And of course, if your a.net user name is Andreas you could always make love to his corpse.
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MYT332
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RE: 10 Things To Do With A Dead Malcolm Glazer-Man Utd

Tue Jul 12, 2005 7:31 pm

Or dress him up in a *#$!? outfit and give him to you? Big grin

I have to say, I rather object to all the derogatory references made to Liverpool. It's a wonderful place and you know it.....
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gkirk
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RE: 10 Things To Do With A Dead Malcolm Glazer-Man Utd

Tue Jul 12, 2005 7:40 pm

Ach wheesht you daft Yorkshire person  Wink
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RE: 10 Things To Do With A Dead Malcolm Glazer-Man Utd

Tue Jul 12, 2005 7:42 pm

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 2):
you daft Yorkshire person

That was just low. There was no call for that!
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RE: 10 Things To Do With A Dead Malcolm Glazer-Man Utd

Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:51 pm

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 3):
That was just low. There was no call for that!

What's the big deal, it's all north, isn't it ? Do you expect civilised persons (and Kirkie) to know the difference ?
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gkirk
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RE: 10 Things To Do With A Dead Malcolm Glazer-Man Utd

Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:51 pm

Don't you start JGPH1A you dodgy Robert Mugabe lookalike!
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RE: 10 Things To Do With A Dead Malcolm Glazer-Man Utd

Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:00 pm

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 5):
Don't you start JGPH1A you dodgy Robert Mugabe lookalike!

Watch it, or I'll bulldoze your house portakabin homeless refuge crack den cardboard box.
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gkirk
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RE: 10 Things To Do With A Dead Malcolm Glazer-Man Utd

Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:02 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 6):
Watch it, or I'll eat your house portakabin homeless refuge crack den cardboard box.

 Wow!  Wow!
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