cumulonimbus
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LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:55 am

Mark's last day as a free man is on july 16th! As the topic stated he will be getting Married and I wish the best of luck to you and may you guys grow old together.


(Sorry in a rush)


Mike
 
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:12 am

All the very best to you and your lady Mark. I trust the union will be long, happy and fruitful.

Now, having been married twice (still on the second after 17yrs), a bit of advice - don't do it!!!!!!!!!! Run while you can, while you still have a ball and chainless leg!!!!! Big grin

Failing that, have a marvelous day mate  champagne  And don't forget to be nice to your Mother In Law. Remember, she is what your wife will look like in XX yrs Big grin

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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:17 am

Mark already IS old.
 
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:18 am

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 1):
Remember, she is what your wife will look like in XX yrs

Make that 6 months.
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:18 am

Mark, I have the two words that will make your marriage a breeze. No matter how much it pains you to say it, you must always use this expression, and you'll be fine. Ok maybe the exception being if she asks you if she looks fat...I digress...

The two words you need to know:







Yes Dear!!!

P.S. Best of luck!!!
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:20 am

Sorry to hear about this... Good Luck
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:40 am

Thanks, guys. The invitation is still open for anone who wants to join us for a pint in Dublin on our honeymoon (July 26-29 in DUB, then we drive around Ireland).

However, if I disappear, then turn up in New Mexico claiming to have been kidnapped, you'll know what REALLY happened.
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:44 am

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 4):
Yes Dear!!!

Haha you beat me to it. The best words to a marriage that you want to keep......Yes Dear!!

Congratulations
 
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:50 am

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 4):
The two words you need to know:







Yes Dear!!!



Quoting Airlinerfreak (Reply 7):
The best words to a marriage that you want to keep......Yes Dear!!

Actually, the most important words in THIS marriage will be "Get me a damn beer, bits!"
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:51 am

I perdict this one lasting for a while.......

















(Sarcasm)
 
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Wed Jul 13, 2005 2:36 am

Sucks to be you... I suggest changing your name and leaving the country on the 15th.
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Wed Jul 13, 2005 2:41 am

Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 10):
Sucks to be you... I suggest changing your name and leaving the country on the 15th.

Nancy already took his passport and noway his Beetle gets him far enough away intime for him to be the runaway bride errrrrr groom.
 
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Wed Jul 13, 2005 3:42 am

Rochester Area Divorce Attorneys

I suggest a mediated settlement, but get your own attorney to go over it before you sign it. Wish I'd done that last part.

You're welcome.
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Wed Jul 13, 2005 4:27 am

I will be sure to take pics of the blessed event to show all here as well.
 
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Wed Jul 13, 2005 4:28 am

Is KROC the maid of honor?
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Wed Jul 13, 2005 4:34 am

Quoting Cumulonimbus (Thread starter):
LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July

I feel sorry for you  Wink


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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Wed Jul 13, 2005 5:14 am

Don't forget the pre-nuptial agreement! Call your lawyer ASAP  Wink!


Nah. Good luck with that, really. Have a good life, and heed others advice greatly!
 
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Wed Jul 13, 2005 5:14 am

So what, like 3 weeks until Mark gets drunk and beats Nancy?
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Wed Jul 13, 2005 5:16 am

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 17):
So what, like 3 weeks until Mark gets drunk and beats Nancy?

Dude, Mark is drunk every night and has yet to kick Nancy's ass. Nothing to worry about there.

Quoting Pope (Reply 14):
Is KROC the maid of honor?

Yup, and you are going to be the ring girl, so its all good.
 
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Wed Jul 13, 2005 5:42 am

Quoting KROC (Reply 18):
Dude, Mark is drunk every night and has yet to kick Nancy's ass.

I doubt he could kick anyone's ass, sober or drunk!

Quoting Airlinerfreak (Reply 9):
I perdict this one lasting for a while.......

I still say that the Affleck-Garner marriage will last longer (And I'm giving them 7 months tops).....
 
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:12 am

I sense another "Runaway Bride" story in a few days.

Kevin
 
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:32 am

Mark,

I joked about it in an earlier thread. This time, it's all serious,

Congratulations to you and Nancy, and have a great, long, and happy marrige.

Chip
 
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:12 pm

Come on guys. Mark and Nancy have been together for like 12 years or something now. The whole marraige thing is just a formality. It's going to last. Anytime Mark finds a chick that actually wants to be with him...he isn't going to let that go.
 
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:11 pm

4 years, actually. She was a one-night-stand gone horribly wrong.

It's nice to know that so many A.netters are wishing me well as I walk the green mile. I'm sure Cumulonimbus and KROC will issue a full wedding trip report (with pics)
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:17 pm

 tombstone 

Remember, no divorce necessary - hunting accidents.

And remember to delete that damn Cell Phone Call Log - DAILY!  biggrin 






Congrats, by th by!!  champagne 
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:49 am

Quoting LHMark (Reply 23):
4 years, actually. She was a one-night-stand gone horribly wrong.

And I'm sure that comes up in every argument (Or at least it will now that you posted it here)........


Myself, I'm not really interested in slipping into the ball and chain just yet. I spent my late teens and early 20s trying to find the one to settle down with, and officially said "Screw it" back on my 25th birthday. I used to want to be married by the time I was 30; when I hit 25, I said I didn't care if I wasn't married by 30. Now at age 30, it's still not a high priority on my list. I know folks I went to high school with that are on their second, third, and one guy I know is on his fourth. I guess I just don't take marriage lightly; I guess I don't want to end up like my parents (My mom is on her third marriage, and my dad surprisingly has been in his second marriage for 20 years.) If I'm still single @ 35, oh well; if I still am @ 40, then I may start to worry.
 
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:46 am

Congratulations!!!!

'Nough said I guess.

I'm happy for you two, really
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:57 am

Obviously Nancy hasn't seen one of Mark's shows...

Whenever KROC takes the plunge, I'm parking my ass next to LHMark, for some nice commentary at the reception...
Go big or go home
 
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Thu Jul 14, 2005 9:24 am

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 27):
Whenever KROC takes the plunge, I'm parking my ass next to LHMark, for some nice commentary at the reception...

Hell, I think at least half of the A.net Mafia would be in the Peanut Gallery for that farce.......
 
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Thu Jul 14, 2005 9:30 am

All the best for you, though I shudder to think of the bachelor party courtesy of KROC! Or maybe not, he seems to be an authority on strip clubs.  Wink
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
 
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Thu Jul 14, 2005 9:32 am

Quoting Aloges (Reply 29):
All the best for you, though I shudder to think of the bachelor party courtesy of KROC! Or maybe not, he seems to be an authority on strip clubs.

It already happened, the party (sans KROC) went to a Rochester Red Wings baseball game.
 
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Thu Jul 14, 2005 9:37 am

Quoting Cumulonimbus (Thread starter):
LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Congrats and best wishes!  champagne 

Quoting Srbmod (Reply 25):
one guy I know is on his fourth.

 eyepopping 
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Thu Jul 14, 2005 9:38 am

Quoting Srbmod (Reply 30):
It already happened, the party (sans KROC) went to a Rochester Red Wings baseball game.

Was that what this "greatest ballpark" thread was about?
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
 
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Thu Jul 14, 2005 9:40 am

Quoting FlyingTexan (Reply 31):
Quoting Srbmod (Reply 25):
one guy I know is on his fourth.

 eyepopping 

Like this one:

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
 
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:05 pm

Congratulations, I hope everything works out the way you would like it to.
 
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:47 pm

Congrats.
regds
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:36 pm

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 27):
Whenever KROC takes the plunge, I'm parking my ass next to LHMark, for some nice commentary at the reception...

I can already bet your invitation will be "lost" in the mail. If you do show up though, you can sit at the A.net table about a block away. All the Rainbow Warriors, Purple Nipples, and O'Duals you can drink.

Quoting Srbmod (Reply 28):
Hell, I think at least half of the A.net Mafia would be in the Peanut Gallery for that farce.......

Don't disrepect the family.

Quoting Aloges (Reply 29):
All the best for you, though I shudder to think of the bachelor party courtesy of KROC! Or maybe not, he seems to be an authority on strip clubs



Quoting Srbmod (Reply 30):
It already happened, the party (sans KROC) went to a Rochester Red Wings baseball game.



Quoting Aloges (Reply 32):
Was that what this "greatest ballpark" thread was about?

Mark's Bachelor Party was a Redwings game where Mascot Spikes gave him a couple lap dances



Note the bat Spikes is holding...he used that on Mark...in a strategic place. Mark is still walking bowlegged...but still smiling as well.

After all the Genny Light he drank at the park, I'm sure he was puking all night long like AA61hvy after 2 Cosmos.
 
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:40 pm

KROC doesn't really know what happened at the bachelor party, because his girl wouldn't allow him to go.

[Edited 2005-07-14 13:11:20]
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:58 pm

Isn't the new Harry Potter scheduled to hit the streets on Juli 16th?
Hopefully for LHMark, some guests (and his fiancee) will find their way to the church/registry office.
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:28 pm

Congrats, but you really should have booked G-BOAC for the wedding at MAN.

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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Thu Jul 14, 2005 9:34 pm

Quoting LHMark (Reply 37):
KROC doesn't really know what happened at the bachelor party, because his girl wouldn't allow him to go.

Ouch.....


Oh Mikey...Will you venture down to DFW anytime soon?
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Thu Jul 14, 2005 9:47 pm

Quoting LHMark (Reply 37):
KROC doesn't really know what happened at the bachelor party, because his girl wouldn't allow him to go.

We all know this is a straight up lie. She told e to go, even told me to blow off the family that was coming into town, but I figured family was more important than a sausage fest at the Old Toad.

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 40):
Oh Mikey...Will you venture down to DFW anytime soon?

Now that AA flies direct to DWF from here, maybe although what for? The West End or Deep Ellum just aren't enough to get me to board a plane for Dallas.
 
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Thu Jul 14, 2005 9:51 pm

Maybe to see JCS eat live in action? Rangers game? Cowboys game? I don't know what kind of stuff your into.
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:45 pm

Quoting Srbmod (Reply 28):
Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 27):
Whenever KROC takes the plunge, I'm parking my ass next to LHMark, for some nice commentary at the reception...

Hell, I think at least half of the A.net Mafia would be in the Peanut Gallery for that farce.......

I think we should talk Johan into setting up a live webcast of the event so we can all make fun of it.
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:33 pm

Well, Day one of my sentence passed without incident. I scratched a hash mark on the bedroom wall. Thanks, Cumulonimbus and KROC, for witnessing that debacle. You guys were a total waste of open bar.
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:36 pm

LHMark, how much does that ball and chain really weigh?

And now that it's been attached for a day or so, does it tend the chafe a bit or just annoy?

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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:38 pm

ANC, for what it's worth, my finger is chafing!
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:41 pm

Quoting LHMark (Reply 46):
ANC, for what it's worth, my finger is chafing!

Of course I'm just ribbing you . . . what fun would it be if I didn't . . .but I'm sure you know that . . .  thumbsup 

Congratulations again . . .












Remember about that cell phone  crazy 
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:19 pm

Quoting LHMark (Reply 44):
You guys were a total waste of open bar.

You mean to say that there are A.netters who don't know how to treat an open bar like a Red-headed-stepchild? That's more frightening then MD-90's Vietnam Lewskanky posts!!
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RE: LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!

Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:25 am

I am going to do my best to put together a wedding report with a few pics before I leave for ANC, but I do have one tidbit that cannot wait. I had the privilidge of meeting Papa LHMark. Very nice guy. He tells Mark that Nancy (his bride of course) looked beautiful. Mark replys "yeah shes alright" then he he says "I'd hit that". Verrrrrrry nice wedding banter. Best line I have ever heard at a wedding though. Props to Mark for that.

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