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German Plans For World Cup "Servicing"

Fri Jul 15, 2005 7:50 am

You probably don't want to open this at work, although it's not really tht bad. I found this on the same site as the "Turtle Bites Boy's Penis" story.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...75.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife

"German MPs want to erect love shacks for the 2006 World Cup 2006 so prostitutes can service football fans in private."

"Christian Democrat Dirk Lamprecht, who put forward the idea, said: "The boxes would certainly be a better alternative to prostitutes offering their services on the streets, in parks or in local zoos."

 Wow! I can hear it now: Mommy, can we go to the zoo?

Imagine a "Christian Democrat" here in the U.S. suggesting this.  flamed 
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RE: German Plans For World Cup "Servicing"

Fri Jul 15, 2005 7:55 am

Quoting Logan22L (Thread starter):
Imagine a "Christian Democrat" here in the U.S. suggesting this.

Well, he is from Berlin after all. If he was Bavarian, Stoiber would probably have fried his butt the second after hearing about the "boxes".  Wink
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RE: German Plans For World Cup "Servicing"

Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:05 am

Hey, in Berlin the professional prostitutes have even a union!
http://www.hydra-ev.org/master/start.html

They are involved in the football world championship as well:
http://www.boardplanet.net/archive/t-15403.html

anyway, Berlin is a city with an openly gay mayor as well.


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RE: German Plans For World Cup "Servicing"

Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:09 am

Have you thought about changing Berlin's name to "East Netherlands?" But what I really want to know is: what kind of cages do they keep prostitutes in at the zoo?  Wink
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RE: German Plans For World Cup "Servicing"

Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:12 am

I don't know how the guy got the idea about the Zoo, there are two of them (legacy from divided cold war Berlin), but you'll find quite a few street walkers around the area of the West Berlin Zoo at night time. But at night the Zoo is locked and nobody can enter anyway.
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RE: German Plans For World Cup "Servicing"

Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:23 am

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 3):
Have you thought about changing Berlin's name to "East Netherlands?"

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RE: German Plans For World Cup "Servicing"

Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:10 pm

Can I just say how impressed I am that our German friends are going out of their way to look after Wayne Rooney....
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RE: German Plans For World Cup "Servicing"

Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:12 pm

Wayne Rooney and England won't be in Germany though Banco  Wink
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RE: German Plans For World Cup "Servicing"

Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:15 pm

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 7):
Wayne Rooney and England won't be in Germany though Banco

Um. I'm terribly afraid you might be confusing us with someone else. Like Scotland.
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RE: German Plans For World Cup "Servicing"

Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:30 pm

Quoting Banco (Reply 8):
Um. I'm terribly afraid you might be confusing us with someone else. Like Scotland.

Have you not heard? England will not qualify, Poland will pip you to first and you'll get KO'ed in the playoffs, by Scotland Big grin
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RE: German Plans For World Cup "Servicing"

Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:33 pm

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 9):
Have you not heard? England will not qualify, Poland will pip you to first and you'll get KO'ed in the playoffs, by Scotland

Riiight. Tell me; as an occasional visitor, what do you think of Planet Earth?
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RE: German Plans For World Cup "Servicing"

Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:38 pm

Scotland...say, why are we constantly repeating this, I mean, everybody KNOWS about those naturally born losers that live north of England.

Quoting Banco (Reply 6):
our German friends are going out of their way to look after Wayne Rooney

Yes we even asked the British government to send over a few dozen professional fatties in the 50+ age group to make Rooney feel at home.
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RE: German Plans For World Cup "Servicing"

Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:39 pm

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 9):
Have you not heard? England will not qualify, Poland will pip you to first and you'll get KO'ed in the playoffs, by Scotland

Let me guess you "read it" in the Daily Record - so it must be true  Wink
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RE: German Plans For World Cup "Servicing"

Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:42 pm

Quoting Andreas (Reply 11):
Scotland...say, why are we constantly repeating this, I mean, everybody KNOWS about those naturally born losers that live north of England.

Ach wheesht Siegfried.
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RE: German Plans For World Cup "Servicing"

Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:48 pm

Quoting Andreas (Reply 11):
Yes we even asked the British government to send over a few dozen professional fatties in the 50+ age group to make Rooney feel at home.

I believe JGPH1A has applied for one of the posts.
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RE: German Plans For World Cup "Servicing"

Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:49 pm

Quoting Banco (Reply 14):
believe JGPH1A has applied for one of the posts.

Damn you got that one in just before me.....  grumpy 
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RE: German Plans For World Cup "Servicing"

Fri Jul 15, 2005 6:23 pm

I just love the way they know there are exactly 380 prossies in Dortmund already.  wink 
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RE: German Plans For World Cup "Servicing"

Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:26 pm

Quoting Logan22L (Thread starter):
"Christian Democrat Dirk Lamprecht, who put forward the idea, said: "The boxes would certainly be a better alternative to prostitutes offering their services on the streets, in parks or in local zoos."

Just shows the extreme difference between right wing and left wing definitions in the US as compares to the rest of the world. This dude is a German Conservative

Quoting Aloges (Reply 5):
Quoting Logan22L (Reply 3):
Have you thought about changing Berlin's name to "East Netherlands?"

Hey, we're not Ryanair!

 rotfl  rotfl 

How about Berlin (Warsaw)
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RE: German Plans For World Cup "Servicing"

Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:36 pm

Quoting N1120A (Reply 17):
How about Berlin (Warsaw)

Or Istanbul North  Wink
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