Springbok747
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Which Nigerian Spammer Are You?

Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:55 am

Hehe...found this funny quiz.

My results:



The quiz is available here

Lets see what you guys get!
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JamieD
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RE: Which Nigerian Spammer Are You?

Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:05 am



 Yeah sure
 
AsstChiefMark
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RE: Which Nigerian Spammer Are You?

Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:11 am

Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Damned MSP...Red tail...Red tail
 
flybyguy
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RE: Which Nigerian Spammer Are You?

Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:13 am

I am:

Dammit! I can't get anything but garbled crap to post, but I am:

"Larry Koffi. You are director in charge auditing and collecting Union Togolaise De Banque Lome, Togo West Africa. You came across $44.5 million of a dead person in your bank. You will give me 25% to be his NEXT OF KIN. You like red jelly beans."

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"Are you a pretender... or a thoroughbred?!" - Professor Matt Miller
 
Shamrock_747
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RE: Which Nigerian Spammer Are You?

Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:19 am

I'm a genuine Irish-Nigerian-Greek. 'Nuff said!
 
srbmod
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RE: Which Nigerian Spammer Are You?

Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:37 am



As for the OS one:
 
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RE: Which Nigerian Spammer Are You?

Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:40 am

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bill142
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Espion007
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RE: Which Nigerian Spammer Are You?

Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:50 am

Snakes on a Plane!
 
theCoz
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RE: Which Nigerian Spammer Are You?

Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:57 am

LMAO, that is hysterical.

It's about time someone made a Nigerian spammer site. I can't believe they even try anymore.  laughing 
 
TedTAce
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RE: Which Nigerian Spammer Are You?

Tue Jul 19, 2005 11:03 am

You are .cgi Your life seems a bit too scripted, and sometimes you are exploited.  Still a  workhorse though.
Which File Extension are You?


Quoting TheCoz (Reply 9):
LMAO, that is hysterical.

You need to take one of these tests  Smile Wait till you read the questions!!
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AR1300
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RE: Which Nigerian Spammer Are You?

Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:06 pm

I'm Musa Ibrahim too!!!

LOL  rotfl 

Mike
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Birdwatching
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RE: Which Nigerian Spammer Are You?

Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:57 pm

Wait till BaylorAirBear takes the test... He's Mr. Ougadougou!

Soren

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AR1300
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RE: Which Nigerian Spammer Are You?

Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:23 pm

Oh and I'm .JPG and Palm 0z. Big grin

Mike
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EZEIZA
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RE: Which Nigerian Spammer Are You?

Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:05 pm

Carp aunque ganes o pierdas ...
 
 
rossbaku
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RE: Which Nigerian Spammer Are You?

Tue Jul 19, 2005 4:39 pm







The things we do when we're bored...  bored 

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flyAUA
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RE: Which Nigerian Spammer Are You?

Tue Jul 19, 2005 4:46 pm



Hahaha Big grin
Not drinking, also isn't a solution!
 
jamman
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RE: Which Nigerian Spammer Are You?

Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:39 pm



They must know I'm using exactly the same OS right now at work!  Smile

Phoning it in from a place with no phones.
 
oldeuropean
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RE: Which Nigerian Spammer Are You?

Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:12 pm

Got this E-Mail late 2002:

IMMEDIATE ATTENTION NEEDED : HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL

FROM: GEORGE WALKER BUSH
2024561414 / 2024561111
FAX: 2024562461

DEAR SIR / MADAM,

I AM GEORGE WALKER BUSH, SON OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
STATES OF AMERICA GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH, AND CURRENTLY SERVING AS
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA THIS LETTER MIGHT SURPRISE
YOU BECAUSE WE HAVE NOT MET NEITHER IN PERSON NOR BY CORRESPONDENCE I
CAME TO KNOW OF YOU IN MY SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND REPUTABLE PERSON
TO HANDLE A VERY CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION, WHICH INVOLVES THE
TRANSFER OF A HUGE SUM OF MONEY TO AN ACCOUNT REQUIRING MAXIMUM
CONFIDENCE

I AM WRITING YOU IN ABSOLUTE CONFIDENCE PRIMARILY TO SEEK YOUR
ASSISTANCE IN ACQUIRING OIL FUNDS THAT ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN THE
REPUBLIC OF IRAQ MY PARTNERS AND I SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE IN
COMPLETING A TRANSACTION BEGUN BY MY FATHER, WHO HAS LONG BEEN
ACTIVELY ENGAGED IN THE EXTRACTION OF PETROLEUM IN THE UNITED STATES OF
AMERICA, AND BRAVELY SERVED HIS COUNTRY AS DIRECTOR OF THE UNITED STATES
CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY

IN THE DECADE OF THE NINETEEN-EIGHTIES, MY FATHER, THEN VICE-PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, SOUGHT TO WORK WITH THE GOOD OFFICES
OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ TO REGAIN LOST OIL REVENUE
SOURCES IN THE NEIGHBORING ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAN THIS UNSUCCESSFUL
VENTURE WAS SOON FOLLOWED BY A FALLING OUT WITH HIS IRAQI PARTNER, WHO
SOUGHT TO ACQUIRE ADDITIONAL OIL REVENUE SOURCES IN THE NEIGHBORING EMIRATE
OF KUWAIT, A WHOLLY-OWNED US-BRITISH SUBSIDIARY

MY FATHER RE-SECURED THE PETROLEUM ASSETS OF KUWAIT IN 1991 AT A COST
OF SIXTY-ONE BILLION US DOLLARS ($61,000,000,000) OUT OF THAT COST,
THIRTY-SIX BILLION DOLLARS ($36,000,000,000) WERE SUPPLIED BY HIS PARTNERS
IN THE KINGDOM OF SAUDI ARABIA AND OTHER PERSIAN GULF
MONARCHIES, AND SIXTEEN BILLION DOLLARS ($16,000,000,000) BY GERMAN
AND JAPANESE PARTNERS BUT MY FATHER'S FORMER IRAQI BUSINESS PARTNER
REMAINED IN CONTROL OF THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ITS PETROLEUM
RESERVES

MY FAMILY IS CALLING FOR YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE IN FUNDING THE REMOVAL
OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ACQUIRING THE PETROLEUM
ASSETS OF HIS COUNTRY, AS COMPENSATION FOR THE COSTS OF REMOVING HIM
FROM POWER UNFORTUNATELY, OUR PARTNERS FROM 1991 ARE NOT WILLING TO
SHOULDER THE BURDEN OF THIS NEW VENTURE, WHICH IN ITS UPCOMING PHASE
MAY COST THE SUM OF 100 BILLION TO 200 BILLION DOLLARS ($100,000,000,000 -
$200,000,000,000), BOTH IN THE INITIAL ACQUISITION AND IN LONG-TERM
MANAGEMENT

WITHOUT THE FUNDS FROM OUR 1991 PARTNERS, WE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO
ACQUIRE THE OIL REVENUE TRAPPED WITHIN IRAQ THAT IS WHY MY FAMILY AND
OUR COLLEAGUES ARE URGENTLY SEEKING YOUR GRACIOUS ASSISTANCE OUR
DISTINGUISHED COLLEAGUES IN THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION INCLUDE THE
SITTING VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, RICHARD
CHENEY, WHO IS AN ORIGINAL PARTNER IN THE IRAQ VENTURE AND FORMER HEAD OF
THE HALLIBURTON OIL COMPANY, AND CONDOLEEZA RICE, WHOSE PROFESSIONAL
DEDICATION TO THE VENTURE WAS DEMONSTRATED IN THE NAMING OF A CHEVRON OIL
TANKER AFTER HER

I WOULD BESEECH YOU TO TRANSFER A SUM EQUALING TEN TO TWENTY-FIVE PERCENT
(10-25 %) OF YOUR YEARLY INCOME TO OUR ACCOUNT TO AID IN THIS IMPORTANT
VENTURE THE INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WILL
FUNCTION AS OUR TRUSTED INTERMEDIARY I PROPOSE THAT YOU MAKE THIS TRANSFER
BEFORE THE FIFTEENTH (15TH) OF THE MONTH OF APRIL

I KNOW THAT A TRANSACTION OF THIS MAGNITUDE WOULD MAKE ANYONE APPREHENSIVE
AND WORRIED BUT I AM ASSURING YOU THAT ALL WILL BE WELL AT THE END OF THE
DAY A BOLD STEP TAKEN SHALL NOT BE REGRETTED, I ASSURE YOU PLEASE DO BE
INFORMED THAT THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION IS 100% LEGAL

IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO CO-OPERATE IN THIS TRANSACTION, PLEASE CONTACT OUR
INTERMEDIARY REPRESENTATIVES TO FURTHER DISCUSS THE MATTER

I PRAY THAT YOU UNDERSTAND OUR PLIGHT MY FAMILY AND OUR COLLEAGUES
WILL BE FOREVER GRATEFUL PLEASE REPLY IN STRICT CONFIDENCE TO THE CONTACT
NUMBERS BELOW

SINCERELY WITH WARM REGARDS,

GEORGE WALKER BUSH


Switchboard: 2024561414
Comments: 2024561111
Fax: 2024562461
Email: president@whitehouse.gov

Axel

Source: http://www.heise.de/tp/r4/html/resul.../1.html&words=Bush%20und%20Nigeria

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carmenlu15
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RE: Which Nigerian Spammer Are You?

Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:28 am

Don't expect to see me around that much (if at all) -- the contact link should still work, though.
 
gladave
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RE: Which Nigerian Spammer Are You?

Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:53 am




Which Nigerian spammer are You?

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aloges
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RE: Which Nigerian Spammer Are You?

Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:02 am

I'm this gentleman:


Which Nigerian spammer are You?

As for the OS, I can't believe this actually matched who I am:


Which OS are You?

file extension:


Which File Extension are You?

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futureuapilot
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RE: Which Nigerian Spammer Are You?

Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:03 am







-Sam
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boeingnut
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RE: Which Nigerian Spammer Are You?

Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:44 am








Excuse me, but what does God need with a starship?
 
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RE: Which Nigerian Spammer Are You?

Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:01 am







-Mir
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RE: Which Nigerian Spammer Are You?

Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:31 am



A guy asks 'What's Punk?'. I kick over a trash can and its punk. He knocks over a trash can and its trendy.

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