TWFirst
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5000 Posts.... Wow.

Wed Jul 20, 2005 3:51 am

For once I'm speechless. Thanks to all the people I've belittled, insulted and stepped on over the years. Without you, I couldn't have reached this milestone.

I need a beer.


P.S. Jesus loves you.
An unexamined life isn't worth living.
 
FlyingTexan
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RE: 5000 Posts.... Wow.

Wed Jul 20, 2005 3:53 am

Where art thou cargo bay or bunny with pancake?




  

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N1120A
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Wed Jul 20, 2005 3:55 am

Aww, and I was looking forward to another anti-circumcision post from TWFirst to mark his 5000th post.

 crazy 
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TedTAce
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CaptOveur
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Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:10 am

I think TWFirst deserves all the classics.









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Things were better when it was two guys in a dorm room.
 
TWFirst
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Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:15 am

And on top of this fabulous achievement, today's my happy birfday. It must be fate... I'm sure there's some significance or message in the alignment of reaching 5000 posts on my birthday (which is also a milestone number of sorts)... but hell if I know what it is. Perhaps it's a sign of the Rapture.

P.S... Gigneil is really cute.
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TWFirst
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RE: 5000 Posts.... Wow.

Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:16 am

RE: CaptOveur...

I LOVE the 3rd and 6th pics above... Big grin
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TedTAce
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Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:18 am

Quoting TWFirst (Reply 5):
Perhaps it's a sign of the Rapture.

That's so dumb, I can't make a 'real' comment that will not have me in the cooler...  Yeah sure
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PSA53
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Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:19 am

"TWFirst Gets 5000th!"
Is the way it reads.
I went out and bought ads signs in your honor,
for our public Metro Buses here in the Inland
Empire.It cost me a bundle, but hell, it was worth it!
Such a milestone.Priceless. Cool

Congrats!
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TWFirst
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Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:27 am

Why thank you Psa53... that was very sweet and thoughtful of you... I've always wanted to reach out to the poor people in Ontario and Rancho Cucamonga.


TedTAce... come on... spill it. Why isn't it a sign of the Rapture??? Let us hear it. I demand to know. Dialogue... openness... that's what this thread is all about. Jesus wants you to share!
An unexamined life isn't worth living.
 
TedTAce
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Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:32 am

Quoting TWFirst (Reply 9):
Jesus wants you to share!

He wants me to get fired for tearing you a new one for holding back on your posts until today...

I'll get home eventually....
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TWFirst
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Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:40 am

Oooooohhhhh..... I'm scared! I'm gonna git it when TedTAce gits home to his trailer and gits to his belt!! Oh lordy lordy have mercy on me!!






Why she would get her panties in a bunch for me referencing a Blondie song I'll never understand....
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saxdiva
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RE: 5000 Posts.... Wow.

Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:45 am

Quoting TWFirst (Reply 11):
Oooooohhhhh..... I'm scared! I'm gonna git it when TedTAce gits home to his trailer and gits to his belt!! Oh lordy lordy have mercy on me!!

Jeezus, dude... get a hotel room already.
 
TWFirst
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Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:52 am

Quoting Saxdiva (Reply 12):
Jeezus, dude... get a hotel room already.

Huh? I don't get it. What's your malfunction?
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saxdiva
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Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:59 am

I was referring to your reaction to TedTace's belt and forgot the smilie.

Here's one --->  gasp 
 
TWFirst
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Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:08 am

Quoting Saxdiva (Reply 14):
I was referring to your reaction to TedTace's belt and forgot the smilie.

Ahhh! Now it makes sense. It's sometimes difficult to interpret the fine nuances of sarcasm, humor and nonverbal communication via the web.

But anyhoo...Teddy aint my type. He strikes me as someone who doesn't think for himself.
An unexamined life isn't worth living.
 
flyAUA
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RE: 5000 Posts.... Wow.

Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:16 am

Quoting TWFirst (Reply 6):
I LOVE the 3rd and 6th pics above...

I like this one better cus I made it myself (courtesy of Kaz) Big grin

Not drinking, also isn't a solution!
 
Lucky727
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Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:19 am

Darling Tee-Dub - congrats on both your big occasions!! But where on earth is the gift registry for such a combination of events??  Confused

(p.s. Gay marriage passed in our Senate recently...and I'm still single!! - start saving those gay american dollars - about ten-thou, it'll kawst-ya!)

Lucks
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TWFirst
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Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:27 am

Thanks Lux... when you do get hitched, I will buy you that silk, maple leaf-embroidered bedding set you've always dreamed about. But the Loonie better stop rising against the Greenback!


Big trans-border hugs and smooches,
Tee-Dub
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Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:27 am

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TWFirst
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Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:32 am

Sniff... sob...

Wayfarer.... you've brought a tear to my eye.... I am truly humbled.... I remember that new leather smell of those 717 First seats like it was yesterday.... ahhh....

Memories... like the corners of my mind...
Misty watercolored memories...
Of the way we were...


I can never repay you Wayfarer. Peace and love to you.
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TWFirst
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Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:34 am

Oh.. and as for you AUA.... take the word "attention" out of that pic, and I'll use it to describe one of your threads sometime...

 Wink


It's real purty though... I like it!!!
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flyAUA
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Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:42 am

Quoting TWFirst (Reply 21):
Oh.. and as for you AUA.... take the word "attention" out of that pic, and I'll use it to describe one of your threads sometime...

Hahahaha! Only in my mind though... When it comes to doing anything I am the  shy est person in the world!
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stlgph
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Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:01 am

Quoting N1120A (Reply 2):
Aww, and I was looking forward to another anti-circumcision post from TWFirst to mark his 5000th post.

yes. i am very disappointed this isn't about uncut schlongs already.
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TWFirst
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Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:52 am

CIRCUMCISION IS MUTILATION!!!!

STOP THE BARBARIC BUTCHERING OF PENISES!!!

MEN OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!!

(and then take your clothes off and douse yourselves in olive oil and let me take pictures)
An unexamined life isn't worth living.
 
flyAUA
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Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:57 am

Quoting TWFirst (Reply 24):

Removing a dangling bit of skin off the tip of your penis is barely mutilation. If anything then doctors argue it is more hygienic! And... best part... in addition to your V-spot and G-spot, you also get an extra sensitive C-spot  Wink

Quoting TWFirst (Reply 24):
(and then take your clothes off and douse yourselves in olive oil and let me take pictures)

Calling my threads whoreish huh?  scratchchin  Big grin
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British767
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Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:01 am

 birthday   bored   birthday   bored   birthday   bored   birthday   bored 
 
stlgph
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Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:25 am

Quoting FlyAUA (Reply 25):
Removing a dangling bit of skin off the tip of your penis is barely mutilation. If anything then doctors argue it is more hygienic! And... best part... in addition to your V-spot and G-spot, you also get an extra sensitive C-spot

gosh, if more Austrians feel this way, makes me want to visit.
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TedTAce
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Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:33 am

Quoting TWFirst (Reply 11):
Oooooohhhhh..... I'm scared! I'm gonna git it when TedTAce gits home to his trailer and gits to his belt!! Oh lordy lordy have mercy on me!!






Why she would get her panties in a bunch for me referencing a Blondie song I'll never understand....

You know, I was going to retaliate for this... I have a long list of very offensive statments I could make about you, your lame history @ A.net, and a lot of other things that were down right FUCKING funny...
But you know what.. your not worth my risking carpal tunnel syndrome to give you that of which you have made it abundantly clear you deserve through your posts in this thread.

How's this for an insult... I'm not wasting any more time with you.
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KLM685
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RE: 5000 Posts.... Wow.

Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:45 pm

Quoting FlyAUA (Reply 25):
Calling my threads whoreish huh?

Well you have to agree with that statement. LOL

You have just found competition with TWfirst...

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 28):



How's this for an insult... I'm not wasting any more time with you.

Hey, take a chill pill please :S

Quoting Wayfarer (Reply 19):
Certification: 2 free postcards of Trans World Airlines First Class

Couldnt you find better postcards? LOL

Hey FlyAuA, I think you're not long from having your 5000 posts.
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KROC
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Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:23 pm

Quoting TWFirst (Reply 24):
CIRCUMCISION IS MUTILATION!!!!

STOP THE BARBARIC BUTCHERING OF PENISES!!!

MEN OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!!

(and then take your clothes off and douse yourselves in olive oil and let me take pictures)

After reading this post I quickly put away my Shaft.  Wink
 
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Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:27 pm

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TedTAce
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Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:40 pm

Quoting LHMark (Reply 31):

Did you wear that in any of your wedding photos?
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TWFirst
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Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:00 am

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 28):
How's this for an insult... I'm not wasting any more time with you.

And all of creation breathes a sigh of relief.


Smile Ted... Jesus loves you!




P.S. Hey LHMark: You know that's the latest fashion in NYC, don't you? They're even selling pancake hat ripoffs on Canal Street!
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gigneil
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Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:24 am

I'll take this opportunity to praise circumcision.

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CaptOveur
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Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:44 am

So I guess there is 1 picture in the world where LHMark isn't holding a beer.
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TedTAce
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Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:55 am

Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 35):
So I guess there is 1 picture in the world where LHMark isn't holding a beer.

A) You can't see his hands
B) He looks pretty well lit to me  Smile
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ZKSUJ
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Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:01 pm

Congrats on the 5000.

SUJ
 
LHMark
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Thu Jul 21, 2005 9:16 pm

CaptOveur, it's a beer-batter.
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