whitehatter
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Oxford English Dictionary 2006

Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:11 am

New words to be added:

TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking Bollocks.

BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline
was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

SEAGULL MANAGER. A supervisor who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps
on everything, and then leaves.

ASSMOSIS. The process by which people seem to absorb success and
advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

SALMON DAY. The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream
only to get screwed and die.

SINBAD. single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and
desperate.

STRESS PUPPY. A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and
whiny.

AEROPLANE BLONDE. One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a
'black box'.

AUSSIE KISS. Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

BOBFOC. Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.

BRITNEY SPEARS. Modern Slang for 'beers', e.g. "Couple of Britneys
please"

GREYHOUND. A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

MILLENNIUM DOMES. The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely
impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nought
in there worth seeing.

MYSTERY TAXI. The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning
before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves
a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.

NELSON MANDELA. Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager)

PICASSO BUM. A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she
looks like she's got four buttocks

SALAD DODGER. An excellent phrase for an overweight person

SWAMP-DONKEY. A deeply unattractive woman

TART FUEL. Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women

KRONENBERG. Term applied to a woman that looks 16 from the back, but 64
from the front

[Edited 2005-07-20 20:22:35]
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TedTAce
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RE: Oxford English Dictionary 2006

Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:13 am

Quoting WhiteHatter (Thread starter):
AEROPLANE BLONDE. One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a
'black box'.

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Logan22L
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RE: Oxford English Dictionary 2006

Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:31 am

Thanks, Roy. A total scream.

Ted: I concur.

I'm always keen on rhyming slang. The Britney Spears one is quite good as well.
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tristarenvy
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RE: Oxford English Dictionary 2006

Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:34 am

Quoting WhiteHatter (Thread starter):
MILLENNIUM DOMES. The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely
impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nought
in there worth seeing.

HA! I think the makers of such need a class action suit brought regarding "Truth in Advertising"!
If you don't stand for SOMETHING, you'll fall for ANYTHING.

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