atrude777
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Deaf Joke

Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:28 am

Hey guys-

I know we have some hearing impaired/deaf members here (me included) One of my good friends sent this story to me as a joke, I thought it was hilarious!!



Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights (because they can't see each other using sign language).

After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife proposes a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."

The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea! Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time." "And if you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis... fifty times!"
Good things come to those who wait, better things come to those who go AFTER it!
 
Big777jet
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RE: Deaf Joke

Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:21 am

LMAO!  laughing  Good idea! Hahaha! It's old joke. I got email from one of my friend about 2 years ago. It's funny!


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FlagshipAZ
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RE: Deaf Joke

Thu Jul 28, 2005 12:49 pm

I'm hearing-impaired as well, but a mere 50 times??? Come on! Let up that to 500 times if the wife doesn't want some loving. As least he should be satified.  Great joke. Regards.

[Edited 2005-07-28 05:50:19]
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airlinelover
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RE: Deaf Joke

Thu Jul 28, 2005 12:50 pm

Here's a good Deaf Joke..
































































Chris
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FlagshipAZ
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RE: Deaf Joke

Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:00 pm

Rather lame, Chris. That was more of seeing-impaired farce. Better luck next time. Regards.
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atrude777
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RE: Deaf Joke

Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:42 pm

Quoting FlagshipAZ (Reply 2):
I'm hearing-impaired as well, but a mere 50 times??? Come on! Let up that to 500 times if the wife doesn't want some loving. As least he should be satified. Great joke. Regards.

rock on!!! 50 aint enuff. I was just saying in my situation since I dont know sign, ill just lean over and start going at it, and if she slaps me ill know I better stop....

until she pulls on my dick 50 times HAHAHA

Alex
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Big777jet
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RE: Deaf Joke

Fri Jul 29, 2005 3:03 am

How do you punish Helen Keller?





























Easy.. you can change the furniture around the house!  Silly




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HAWK21M
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RE: Deaf Joke

Fri Jul 29, 2005 3:11 am

 bigthumbsup 
regds
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rlwynn
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RE: Deaf Joke

Fri Jul 29, 2005 5:24 am

What?










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Big777jet
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RE: Deaf Joke

Fri Jul 29, 2005 12:12 pm

Quoting Rlwynn (Reply 8):
What?

Don't you know who is Helen Keller?

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Matt D
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RE: Deaf Joke

Fri Jul 29, 2005 12:13 pm

Why was Helen Kellers leg yellow?

her dog was blind too.

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