theCoz
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I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:37 am

I often have people come up to me and ask me how I got to be so cool. I used to think they were sarcastic, but then I realized how incredibly cool I actually am.

I noticed that there are a lot of people on here who aren't very cool. I could really teach you guys a lot.

If you have any questions about what to do in order to be cool, just ask me.
 
aa61hvy
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:43 am

The only thing you could teach is how to suck at life.
Go big or go home
 
theCoz
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:46 am

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 1):
The only thing you could teach is how to suck at life.

 
trekster
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:47 am

WOW

No one has been this stupid in a while lol
Where does the time go???
 
NWA742
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:52 am

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 2):
The only thing you could teach is how to suck at life.

As I read his posts, I'm agreeing with AA61Hvy more and more.

Is that good or bad?

 Confused





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theCoz
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:53 am

Quoting NWA742 (Reply 4):
As I read his posts, I'm agreeing with AA61Hvy more and more.

Is that good or bad?

It's bad, cause you're just jealous.
 
Falcon84
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:54 am

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 1):
The only thing you could teach is how to suck at life.

Well, he did have you as a role-model, so maybe he learned well, AA61hvy.
Work Right, Fly Hard
 
Blackbird1331
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:58 am

Not as cool as the guy down at the morgue.
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IHadAPheo
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:59 am

Do a ton of bling and spray painted rims count towards obtaining ultimate ultra coolness?
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aa61hvy
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:00 am

Aw, having a bad day Falcon? Did your Depends get messy again?
Go big or go home
 
MrChips
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:03 am

I'll tell you right now, I'm not cool at all.

I mean, it's about 90 degrees F (32 degrees C) outside right now, not a cloud in the sky.

And the worst thing about it is that I have only beer to keep me cool...no A/C - this is Canada after all.
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TedTAce
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:03 am

Quoting Blackbird1331 (Reply 7):
Not as cool as the guy down at the morgue.

How about Ted Williams?

Quoting Ihadapheo (Reply 8):
Do a ton of bling and spray painted rims count towards obtaining ultimate ultra coolness?

NO!!!!!!!!!

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 9):
Did your Depends get messy again?

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 
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NWA742
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:06 am

Quoting Coz (Reply 6):
It's bad, cause you're just jealous.

Nah, just unsure.

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 10):
Aw, having a bad day Falcon? Did your Depends get messy again?

 rotfl 




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theCoz
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:08 am

Quoting Ihadapheo (Reply 8):
Do a ton of bling and spray painted rims count towards obtaining ultimate ultra coolness?

Thank you for your question IHAP, you're certainly more mature than some other people who have posted on this thread.

While bling can help, I would definately go for the spray painted rims. Go to your local autoparts store and grab the nicest pair of chrome-painted plastic hub caps. Painting them yellow can also help.
 
Falcon84
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:17 am

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 9):
Aw, having a bad day Falcon? Did your Depends get messy again?

Is that the best you can do? That's it? It's not even funny anymore, AA61hvy. You wouldn't know what old is it if hit you upside your head. And you did, after all, prove my point.
Work Right, Fly Hard
 
srbmod
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:18 am

Just because your mom says you're cool, doesn't mean the rest of the world does....

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IHadAPheo
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:21 am

So if I get a set of those oh so marvy plastic spinner hubcaps and lovingly apply them to the Sedona I might become mega cool, would wearing 7 mood rings result in bonus coolness points being awarded?
Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
 
aa61hvy
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:26 am

No thats not the best I can do. I'm saving it for when I see your punkass in person.
Go big or go home
 
Catatonic
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:29 am

Coz, perhaps your post would have been better placed in this thread:

http://www.airliners.net/discussions/non_aviation/read.main/894456/
Equally Cursed and Blessed.
 
British767
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:31 am

By looking at your main message and reply 5, I'd say you're about as cool as the Sahara Desert.

Also, if you were truly cool, why the hell do you feel the need to attention seek on the Internet?

(EDIT: Changed the last sentence a little bit)

[Edited 2005-08-01 01:00:20]
 
pilot kaz
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:33 am

Quoting British767 (Reply 19):
By looking at your main message and reply 5, I'd say you're about as cool as the Sahara Desert.

 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 
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theCoz
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:46 am

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 17):
No thats not the best I can do. I'm saving it for when I see your punkass in person.

And yes, threatening someone over the internet is extremely cool.
 
Falcon84
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:47 am

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 17):
No thats not the best I can do. I'm saving it for when I see your punkass in person.

Actually, I think it is the best you can do, since you'd rather not have anyone talk about the Huggies you currently have on, kid.

Either way, thanks for proving the point I brought up. I appreciate it.

"L"
Work Right, Fly Hard
 
theCoz
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:56 am

Quoting British767 (Reply 19):
Also, if you were truly cool, why the hell do you feel the need to post about it on the Internet?



Nope, you're not very cool either. Nice try though.  Smile
 
Falcon84
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:57 am

Quoting TheCoz (Reply 21):
And yes, threatening someone over the internet is extremely cool.

Don't be too hard on the kid. He's just trying to cover up for some, shall we say, physical deficiencies?
Work Right, Fly Hard
 
British767
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:59 am

Nope, you're not very cool either. Nice try though

I never said I was.
 
ANCFlyer
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:02 am

Damn, used this twice in one day:



Did I mention this thread sucks?
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theCoz
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:12 am

Quoting British767 (Reply 25):
I never said I was.

I know you are, but what am I?

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 26):
Did I mention this thread sucks?

Yes, it is sort of a quagmire of a thread. I think because many people feel threatened by my coolness. They're unsure of how to react and burst out with some sort of negative comment.
 
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:14 am

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 26):
Damn, used this twice in one day:



Did I mention this thread sucks?

If you did, it needs to be stated more than once anyway.



G
 
NWA742
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:27 am

Quoting TheCoz (Reply 27):
but what am I?






-NWA742
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Jamie757
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:39 am

This thread reminds me of....
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b110/jamie757/face.jpg

Erikwilliam!!

Rgds.
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 10:10 am

It's TheCoz:
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srbmod
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 10:24 am

Quoting S12PPL (Reply 31):

Watch it, he might call you a chemistry set or a tractor.......
 
bezoar
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 10:27 am

Just remember, whether you're cool or not, God still loves you even if no one else does.  duck 
"There are none so blind as those who will not see."
 
UAalltheway
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 10:30 am

At first I thought you were kidding, but after reading your other posts I realize you're serious- you really do think you're cool. How sad.
 
Springbok747
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 10:31 am

Wow..coz, thanks for letting us know you're cool.

Quoting TheCoz (Reply 27):
but what am I?

What are u? You're cool..

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CaptOveur
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 10:33 am

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 17):
No thats not the best I can do.

Yeah, my mom said you were better a few weeks ago.

Signed,
TheCoz
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dl021
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 10:35 am

Hey, just found your photo in the archives......



You are cool!
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IHadAPheo
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 10:37 am

It is a little known fact that there is a simple way to remove excess coolness, while it may be simple there still are some side effects




There is a handy dandy home version available

IHAP
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theCoz
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 11:50 am

Quoting UAalltheway (Reply 34):
At first I thought you were kidding, but after reading your other posts I realize you're serious- you really do think you're cool. How sad.

yeah? well say it to my face.


Quoting Bezoar (Reply 33):
Just remember, whether you're cool or not, God still loves you even if no one else does.

If an owl ate a small hairy rodent, could it get a bezoar?

Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 36):
Yeah, my mom said you were better a few weeks ago.

Signed,
TheCoz

Here's Captoveur...
 
TedTAce
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 11:57 am

Matt, I have started some threads that went down in flames but I'm positive this has eclipsed my WORST efforts

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NWADC9
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 12:40 pm

Quoting Srbmod (Reply 32):
Watch it, he might call you a chemistry set or a tractor.......

You forgot a blown-up mailbox

Coz, face it, you've got a face not even a mother can love.
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Mir
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 12:52 pm

Quoting TheCoz (Thread starter):
I often have people come up to me and ask me how I got to be so cool. I used to think they were sarcastic, but then I realized how incredibly cool I actually am.



-Mir
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TedTAce
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:00 pm

Call it ADD or whatever you want to, but after careful consideration:

Quoting TheCoz (Thread starter):
I realized how incredibly cool I actually am.

 redflag 

You are a nice guy and that's for sure... but it's NEVER "cool" to point out 'how cool' you are to anyone... EVER..
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theCoz
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:07 pm

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 43):
You are a nice guy and that's for sure...

Yes, but you forgot to add how cool you think I am.
 
NWADC9
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:56 pm

Quoting TheCoz (Reply 44):
Yes, but you forgot to add how cool you think I am.

In a way, he did. You're  redflag 
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theCoz
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:03 pm

oh...you mean I'm not cool then?
 
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:08 pm

Quoting TheCoz (Reply 46):
oh...you mean I'm not cool then?

By George, I think he's got it!

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ANCFlyer
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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:11 pm

Quoting TheCoz (Reply 46):
oh...you mean I'm not cool then?

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RE: I Am Cool

Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:14 pm

Quoting TheCoz (Reply 46):
oh...you mean I'm not cool then?

There ya go!!!

You FINALLY got it! Good job! You must want a gold star on your chart, huh?
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