No, he smashes it with his bat!
WG Grace is at the bar in full cricket gear, an Aussie is at a table drinking his pint, when he gets up, taps Grace on the shoulder and says "Excuse me mate, couldya look after my pint?"
Grace doesn't move. The Aussie then goes off to the loo, or wherever. All of a sudden, WG Grace stands bolt upright, turns round, looks at the Aussie pint glasses on the table, and smashes the bat down on the glasses, and turns back to the bar where he was. The Aussie comes back in from the loo wondering what has happened!
I came, I saw, I Concorde! RIP Michael Jackson