srbmod
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Mike Tyson's New Career Move......

Sun Aug 07, 2005 2:59 am

Mike Tyson turns Porn star; To Film Porn with Jenna Jameson

Hopefully his performance in that movie won't be like his late couple of fights.....
 
aa61hvy
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RE: Mike Tyson's New Career Move......

Sun Aug 07, 2005 3:09 am

10:1 says he'll go down in the second scene  Wink
Go big or go home
 
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RE: Mike Tyson's New Career Move......

Sun Aug 07, 2005 4:48 am

Well the article says he brings 14 inches to the screen! About the same as his IQ!
You can cut the irony with a knife
 
Avianca
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RE: Mike Tyson's New Career Move......

Sun Aug 07, 2005 4:52 am

I hope he will not snap off her clit...  Silly
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srbmod
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RE: Mike Tyson's New Career Move......

Sun Aug 07, 2005 5:01 am

Quoting Luv2fly (Reply 2):
Well the article says he brings 14 inches to the screen! About the same as his IQ!

I thought 14 was the number of different anti-depressants he's on!
 
Avianca
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RE: Mike Tyson's New Career Move......

Sun Aug 07, 2005 8:07 pm

Quoting Luv2fly (Reply 2):
Well the article says he brings 14 inches to the screen!

nearly 36cm... I would say impossible....

regards
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QANTAS077
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RE: Mike Tyson's New Career Move......

Sun Aug 07, 2005 8:10 pm

Jenna should run the other way...she's either gonna get smacked about or her ear bitten off! either way i'll be sure to download it when it's released!  Big grin
 
baylorairbear
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RE: Mike Tyson's New Career Move......

Sun Aug 07, 2005 9:49 pm

Shit! I was planning on being the first African-American Former Heavy Weight World Champion Convicted Sex-Offender Bankrupt porn star. Oh well.  Sad

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TedTAce
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RE: Mike Tyson's New Career Move......

Sun Aug 07, 2005 10:23 pm

Quoting Avianca (Reply 5):
nearly 36cm... I would say impossible....

I was going to say:
You don't know about John Holmes or Long Dong Silver do you?? Allegedly 22"

Then I read this: http://www.bizarremag.com/ask_bizarre.php?id=395

Then I thought the source was a bit iffy and found The most credible SEEMING information:
http://www.sexualrecords.com/WSRphysiology.html#largest_penis
"The largest erect member in medical literature would be the 14-inch organ mentioned by Dr. David Reuben in his book Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (1969). Reuben didn’t divulge any source for this figure, and there was no independent verification, so you may question his accuracy. The largest medically verified penis on record is 13.5 inches long and 6.25 inches around, documented in the early twentieth century by Dr. Robert L. Dickinson. Other sources (Alfred Kinsey, Masters and Johnson, etc.) mention specimens ranging from 9.5 to 12 inches."

And then for more information: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis

So in all reality Mike boy is not likely 14" for 'real' but he's still size "oh my god" for most who would consider entertaining the thought of a penis in them..
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Avianca
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RE: Mike Tyson's New Career Move......

Sun Aug 07, 2005 10:38 pm

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 8):
So in all reality Mike boy is not likely 14" for 'real' but he's still size "oh my god" for most who would consider entertaining the thought of a penis in them..

maybe he has a mico, 1 or 2 inch... lol  Smile I saw time ago a guy in the television that had a penislenght of 1inch, too funny...
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texdravid
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RE: Mike Tyson's New Career Move......

Sun Aug 07, 2005 11:13 pm

If his squeaky voice is any guide, then his johnson is no 14 inches.

Mike will fail at this endeavor just like he has failed at everything else in the last 15 years. Sad. From 1986-1990 he was the baddest. Now he is just sad.

As for Jenna, what is she thinking? You know, she said on one of those late night cable shows that she and her husband are trying to have children but it is difficult for her because of chronic STD's and such. Starring with Tyson isn't going to help things, that's for sure!!
Tort reform now. Throw lawyers in jail later.
 
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RE: Mike Tyson's New Career Move......

Sun Aug 07, 2005 11:30 pm

Is it just me who finds irony in the fact that the penis size verification was done by Dr. Dickinson? Sounds bogus...
I hope for Jenna the foreplay doesn't include ear nibbling...
Oh no, she's getting impatient! Take a stab at it!

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