LHMark
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Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:07 am

What is it about men's rooms? Whenever I'm taking a whiz, and some guy comes in to do the same, he horks a big loogie into the urinal before doing his business. EVERY FRIGGIN' TIME!

It's oddly disgusting, and I want to know what causes this behavior. Any ideas?
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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:09 am

Starting to notice things with all that time spent in those public bathrooms eh?
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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:11 am

Stop peeking when you are standing at the urinal.
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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:13 am

It's a sound-effect thing, like a French guy greeting an American in Paris. Chwwwack-Ptooo!
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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:16 am

Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 2):
Stop peeking when you are standing at the urinal.

HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
nice one!!!!
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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:39 am

That one is bad, but how about the guy who stands there and dribbles a long string of spit into it the whole time he is urinating?

I want to video the guy and play it at his next family reuinion!

Totally Gross!!!
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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:41 am

You are PISSING into this TOILET and complain about spitting into it? That's some bizarre logic.

I personally spit, not hack a loogie or anything, into the toilet when I pee. I have no idea why I do it, I just do.

I also NEVER pee in the actual water... I always aim for the side of the bowl so it doesnt make a loud noise.
 
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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:41 am

Would you rathe I spit on the floor-maybe on your shoe?  Big grin
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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:47 am

Quoting ArmitageShanks (Reply 6):
I always aim for the side of the bowl so it doesnt make a loud noise.

You are a toilet!!!


Yeah, the only thing that is somewhat puke inducing is the hocking a loogie part... listening to someone clear their sinuses and getting it into 'position and hold' territory is about as much fun as playing CVR tapes at a Christmas party....
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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:47 am

Quoting LHMark (Thread starter):
It's oddly disgusting, and I want to know what causes this behavior. Any ideas?

Puuuhhhlleeaazzzzee. We're in the can, guy. At the airport or ballpark, where the urinals are close together, don't mind me if I fart all loud and nasty next to you.  duck 

Quoting ArmitageShanks (Reply 6):
You are PISSING into this TOILET and complain about spitting into it? That's some bizarre logic.

Perhaps there should be a spit bowl next to/on top of the urinal.  Yeah sure

Quoting ArmitageShanks (Reply 6):
I also NEVER pee in the actual water... I always aim for the side of the bowl so it doesnt make a loud noise.

Very cultivated of you.  scratchchin 

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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:50 am

Quoting LHMark (Thread starter):
Dudes Spitting

I think LHMark thinks only swallowing should be taking place in public restrooms.
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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:51 am

I thought we (men) always did that to check for the wind direction!
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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:59 am



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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Wed Aug 10, 2005 12:37 pm

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 8):

You are a toilet!!!

Why did you call him a toilet?
 
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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Wed Aug 10, 2005 12:40 pm

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 8):
Yeah, the only thing that is somewhat puke inducing is the hocking a loogie part... listening to someone clear their sinuses and getting it into 'position and hold' territory is about as much fun as playing CVR tapes at a Christmas party....

And where else do we do it? Go into a stall where nobody can see us, but still hear us? You know how it is - sometimes those buggers are crammed up in the nostrils and a good snort and spit is just the trick. You gotta do whatcha gotta do, ya know?

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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Wed Aug 10, 2005 12:43 pm

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 4):
Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 2):
Stop peeking when you are standing at the urinal.

 rotfl   rotfl 
 rotfl 

I would question you looking at other people in the first place.......  scratchchin 
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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Wed Aug 10, 2005 12:45 pm

Quoting TheCoz (Reply 13):
Quoting TedTAce (Reply 8):

You are a toilet!!!

Why did you call him a toilet?

Because ArmitageShanks is the largest toilet maker in the world!!!
 
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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Wed Aug 10, 2005 12:49 pm

i tend to do a loogie and/or spit in the in the urinal before and/or after i piss

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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:01 pm

Seriously though I do know what you are talking about.. I suspected it was something I had missed in man school (I missed a lot). I thought it might have potentially been something to aim at while peeing.
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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:13 pm

Quoting LHMark (Thread starter):
It's oddly disgusting, and I want to know what causes this behavior. Any ideas?

Spitting is a big pet peeve of mine. Absolutely hate it....no need for it unless you just swallowed something....ummm...you shouldn't have.
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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:16 pm

Quoting MaverickM11 (Reply 20):
you just swallowed something....ummm...you shouldn't have.

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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:30 pm

Spitting in the urinal has got to be better that spitting in the street, the bar or wherever. Sheeeesh, if you can't clear the system (pee, Spit, Fart, scratch your balls) in the bog, where the hell can you do it? LHMark, tone down your sensitivity and join the rest of the male population of the world!

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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:37 pm

Quoting ArmitageShanks (Reply 6):
I also NEVER pee in the actual water... I always aim for the side of the bowl so it doesnt make a loud noise.

I'm with you armitage, that has to be the most annoying sound there is , apart from some pig letting off a rumbling fart whilst standing next to you
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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:44 pm

With the firehose I have I need to shoot at the water or the splashback will make my pants legs damp.
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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Wed Aug 10, 2005 7:38 pm

Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 24):
With the firehose I have I need to shoot at the water or the splashback will make my pants legs damp

Sounds like a bad case of wishful thinking there. Sure it isn't tweezers you use? Big grin

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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Wed Aug 10, 2005 7:55 pm

What would be even more worrying was if a woman spat in a urinal  crazy 
 
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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:20 pm

Quoting Diamond (Reply 12):

The sign as seen in the picture in Reply #12 Please Do Not Spit In The Urinal is intended for Cowboys who dip (or chew tobacco).
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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:32 pm

I must admit I spit in the urinal too. But not big booger spit, or loogey. I'd rather spit in a urinal than a rubbish bin or the floor  Wink
 
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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:32 pm

its not so much the spitting its the shaking of it after that gets to me, urine flying all over the place.
And dont you just hate it when it dribbles after you buttun up even though you've nearly shaken the hell out of it.
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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:41 pm

Quoting 1aMLA (Reply 29):
And dont you just hate it when it dribbles after you buttun up even though you've nearly shaken the hell out of it.

Isn't that classed as masturbation? Big grin

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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:48 pm

Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 10):
Quoting LHMark (Thread starter):
Dudes Spitting

I think LHMark thinks only swallowing should be taking place in public restrooms.

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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:51 pm

I don't see the need to spit at all... I find it really disgusting as a general rule. Nothing is worse than seeing floating spit leftover in a toilet bowl or urinal... it makes me want to throw up.

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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Thu Aug 11, 2005 12:43 am

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 20):
MAVERICK IS GAY!!!!

Duh. I still hate people that spit...it's a sign of real ignunce.
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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Thu Aug 11, 2005 12:58 am

Mark: If they start spitting in YOUR urinal, then you've got a gripe.
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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:01 am

Quoting Malb777 (Reply 22):
I'm with you armitage, that has to be the most annoying sound there is , apart from some pig letting off a rumbling fart whilst standing next to you



Quoting Allstarflyer (Reply 9):
At the airport or ballpark, where the urinals are close together, don't mind me if I fart all loud and nasty next to you.

Stand next to me.  biggrin 

Quoting British767 (Reply 25):
What would be even more worrying was if a woman spat in a urinal

What would a woman be doing next to a urinal?

Quoting ClassicLover (Reply 31):
Nothing is worse than seeing floating spit leftover in a toilet bowl or urinal... it makes me want to throw up.

Then flush the toilet before using it.  Yeah sure

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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:03 am

Quoting ClassicLover (Reply 31):
Nothing is worse than seeing floating spit leftover in a toilet bowl or urinal... it makes me want to throw up.

But have you ever seen floating spit left over in a toilet bowl or urinal? I mean its always flushed away, isn't it? I haven't. Unless its that really sticky gob that someone's just hawked up out of the deepest crevaces of his sinuses just out of reach of the loo's flush!

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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:12 am

I hate the automatic flushing toilets/urinals. They keep flushing while you take a whiz. It's annoying! Anyone ever spit their chewing gum out into the urinal?
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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:30 am

Quoting FlyingTexan (Reply 26):
The sign as seen in the picture in Reply #12 Please Do Not Spit In The Urinal is intended for Cowboys who dip (or chew tobacco).

Actually, I did a quick search for "spit urinal" on Google and that is what came up. It happens to be from the "Wai-O-Tapu Thermal Wonderland" in New Zealand - which is a place to observe volcanic activity.  Smile

Do they have cowboys that dip in New Zealand?  Smile
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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:33 am

Quoting Allstarflyer (Reply 34):
What would a woman be doing next to a urinal?

Exactly!
 
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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:43 am

Quoting British767 (Reply 38):
Quoting Allstarflyer (Reply 34):
What would a woman be doing next to a urinal?

Exactly!

I have seen loads of women in the blokes toilets, mostly when they are drunk like, but they do go in!

Anyway, I dare say most of us have been in the womens toilets at some point!

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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:48 am

Quoting Allstarflyer (Reply 34):
What would a woman be doing next to a urinal?

No joke here.

We went to the basketball game at Alabama (thankfully the women's game, not last season's disastrous men's game), and some of my female friends went to use the restroom. They came back laughing, because in one of the women's bathrooms at Coleman Coliseum there was a urinal, enclosed in a bathroom stall, just like a regular toilet. Now, being students at a university in Mississippi, we didn't really have any room to talk, but we laughed at the Bama rednecks that might need or want a urinal in the ladies' room.
 
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RE: Dudes Spitting In The Urinal

Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:18 am



Maybe they can alternate these with regular urinals. A real unisex loo!
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