Matt D
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Funny Joke For The Day

Sat Aug 13, 2005 3:53 am

One afternoon, a well-to-do lawyer was riding in his
shiny limousine when he saw two men along the roadside
eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got
out to investigate the situation.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man
replied. "We HAVE TO EAT GRASS!"

The lawyer then said, "Well, then, you can come with
me to my house and I'll feed you!"

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They
are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he said, "You come with
us, too."

The second man said, "But sir, I also have a wife and
six children with me!"

"Bring them all!" the lawyer answered. They all jammed
into the huge limo.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the
lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for
taking all of us with you."

Genuinely touched, the lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.
You'll really love my place; the grass is almost a
foot high!"
 
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RE: Funny Joke For The Day

Sat Aug 13, 2005 4:16 am

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

Funny as hell, and damn perfect!!

Chip

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