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Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:21 am

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RE: Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:32 am

no but i was some days ago in "Gay"Moos
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RE: Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:35 am

I'm glad you put a comma in that heading, Newark.
 
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RE: Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:36 am

I've never been anywhere near Fucking, Austria.
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Thu Aug 18, 2005 9:13 am

No, but I've been just outside of Felchville, VT during a ski week. I think we were on our way back from a tour of the Catamount brewery, and we saw the sign and the 8 of us drove around for an hour looking for a convenience store (or, more likely, a grange Wink ) so we could get straws. We went back to the "Felchville 5 Miles" sign and lined up all bent over with the straws in mouth pointed at each other's butts. Somewhere this monstrosity sits in someone's closet photo album, hopefully gathering dust.

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RE: Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Thu Aug 18, 2005 9:40 am

No, but I've been to Moonachie, NJ.
 
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RE: Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:39 pm

No, but I see sometimes a Fucking truck. And I have also seen Either a Fuck, or Fucking Tourbus.
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RE: Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:43 pm

No, I have never been to Fucking, Austria, but has anybody here been Fucking in Austria?

[Edited 2005-08-18 13:10:49]
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RE: Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:44 pm

No, but I guess it's safe to say that the sign of that town is probably the most sought-after world-wide, at least in the anglosaxon region.  Wink Big grin
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Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:45 pm

Neither have I been in Fucking, Austria, but I have been to fucking Austria Big grin (just joking)
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Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:03 pm

For the German speakers around here: Anyone been to Tuntenhausen, Bavaria? Big grin

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RE: Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:13 pm

Quoting TriStar500 (Reply 10):
For the German speakers around here: Anyone been to Tuntenhausen, Bavaria?

Or to Wixhausen, Hessen? Big grin
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RE: Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:27 pm

Quoting TriStar500 (Reply 10):
For the German speakers around here: Anyone been to Tuntenhausen, Bavaria?

Who's the Burgermeister there? Perhaps....



Quoting Mrniji (Reply 11):
Or to Wixhausen, Hessen?

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Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:56 pm

Quoting Andreas (Reply 8):
No, I have never been to Fucking, Austria, but has anybody here been Fucking in Austria?

Hehe..both !
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RE: Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Thu Aug 18, 2005 9:18 pm

Quoting GRZ-AIR (Reply 13):
Quoting Andreas (Reply 8):
No, I have never been to Fucking, Austria, but has anybody here been Fucking in Austria?

Hehe..both !

Funny I never said that...but anyway: That's your average Austrian... boasting his sexlife on the www even though nobody is interested in it  Wink Big grin Big grin Big grin


btw: I didn't...I waited until the ladies in question left this pathetic excuse for a country Big grin Big grin Big grin
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RE: Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Thu Aug 18, 2005 9:20 pm

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RE: Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Thu Aug 18, 2005 9:49 pm

Quoting Andreas (Reply 14):
Funny I never said that...but anyway: That's your average Austrian... boasting his sexlife on the www even though nobody is interested in it


btw: I didn't...I waited until the ladies in question left this pathetic excuse for a country

Hey I heard that!  grumpy  Big grin
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Thu Aug 18, 2005 11:41 pm

Quoting GRZ-AIR (Reply 13):
No, I have never been to Fucking, Austria, but has anybody here been Fucking in Austria?

C'mon FlyAUA, you didn't respond to this?  smirk 

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RE: Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Thu Aug 18, 2005 11:59 pm

Quoting LO231 (Reply 17):
C'mon FlyAUA, you didn't respond to this?

There were more pressing issues/posts in this thread that needed responding to Big grin

I must admit, that although I have heard of Fucking (not pronounced like the English swear word by the way), I have never gone out of my way to travel there and attempt a theft of one of those popular roadsigns.
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RE: Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Fri Aug 19, 2005 12:05 am

Went from Intercourse, Alabama to Climax, Georgia one day.
A memorable day to be sure.

edit: . . . while avoiding both Pansy Airport and Gay Farms Non-directional beacon.

[Edited 2005-08-18 17:06:48]

second edit: Not that there's anything wrong with them . . .

[Edited 2005-08-18 17:07:42]

[Edited 2005-08-18 17:08:45]
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RE: Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Fri Aug 19, 2005 12:54 am

There is a Hell, Michigan although I have nevr been there..

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RE: Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Fri Aug 19, 2005 2:38 am

Are the locals in Fucking, Austria known as Fuckers?

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RE: Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Fri Aug 19, 2005 4:35 am

And here is the sign which proudly welcomes you in the beautiful town of Fucking in Austria:



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Fri Aug 19, 2005 6:45 am

If you have been to Fucking, don't tell Wilco737, he might get mad

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 22):
And here is the sign which proudly welcomes you in the beautiful town of Fucking in Austria:

Interesting that the sign says "Bitte, nicht so schnell." Must be from someone who prefers it nice and slow  Silly
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RE: Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Fri Aug 19, 2005 7:57 am

I have been to fucking, Austria, and have also fucked in Austria - but didn't do the latter in the former, sadly.  Wink
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RE: Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Fri Aug 19, 2005 8:12 am

Quoting N1120A (Reply 23):
Interesting that the sign says "Bitte, nicht so schnell." Must be from someone who prefers it nice and slow

Yuck..and they use children to propagate that...what pervert country I live in..but then again its Upper Austria (Oberösterreich) ..not Styria  Wink
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RE: Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Fri Aug 19, 2005 8:13 am

Quoting N1120A (Reply 23):
Interesting that the sign says "Bitte, nicht so schnell." Must be from someone who prefers it nice and slow

I took it to mean that young boys and girls shouldn't be fucking at such a young age.
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RE: Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:27 am

On a related note...

Where the hell is Bumfuck, Egypt?

 Wink

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RE: Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:38 am

Anyone been to Middlefart, Denmark?
 
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RE: Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:40 am

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 22):
And here is the sign which proudly welcomes you in the beautiful town of Fucking in Austria:

That picture has just made it to MSN Display!  Smile

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RE: Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Fri Aug 19, 2005 8:27 pm

near Cologne, there is a town called Titz.......
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RE: Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Fri Aug 19, 2005 8:57 pm

Isn't there a place in Germany called Wankdorf too.....

Although not rude, there is a small village outsdie my town in Cornwall called GreenSplat - eeuwwww  yuck 
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RE: Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:08 pm

Wankdorf (= Wanktown) is located in Bern, Switzerland. It was in the old Wankdorf-Stadium where the "Wunder Of Bern" happened.  Wink

I think "Kloten" also has a special meaning in Dutch.
 
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RE: Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:29 pm

I used to live in Kloten.

In Dutch Kloten is quite a naughty word and means "balls". There is a swear phrase in Dutch: Kloten van de bok!, literally "the goat's balls!".
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RE: Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Sat Aug 20, 2005 11:20 am

I think the words: Fucking bitte - nicht so schnell (niet zo snel in dutch) [ Fucking please - not so fast -- in english ] is hilarious.
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RE: Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Sat Aug 20, 2005 11:45 am

No, but I've been here.

Only drove through it, pissed myself laughing tho!
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RE: Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Sat Aug 20, 2005 2:08 pm

Quoting DeltaWings (Reply 33):
I used to live in Kloten.

In Dutch Kloten is quite a naughty word and means "balls".

We one had a conference in the Swedish town of Lund. I need to say that it was a conference on South Asian Studies, where MANY Indians attended. Lund in Hindi means about the same as Kloten in your language. You can imagine that all the participants made a running joke out of in  bigthumbsup 
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RE: Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Sat Aug 20, 2005 3:25 pm

Wow...I must have passed really close to it when I was going from Salzburg to Munich by train...
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RE: Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Sat Aug 20, 2005 4:31 pm

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 22):
And here is the sign which proudly welcomes you in the beautiful town of Fucking in Austria:

If you read the caption, it says 'The lower sign says ("Please, not so fast!") '

Now that is funny.
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RE: Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Sun Aug 21, 2005 3:27 am

An interesting list:

Intercourse, Pennsylvania (PA)
Blue Ball, PA
Climax, PA

All of these are located in the Amish area.
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RE: Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Sun Aug 21, 2005 3:31 am

Quoting TriStar500 (Reply 10):
For the German speakers around here: Anyone been to Tuntenhausen, Bavaria?

I lived 10km away for 10years...what a shame....  yes 
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RE: Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Sun Aug 21, 2005 5:20 am

Quoting TriStar500 (Reply 10):
For the German speakers around here: Anyone been to Tuntenhausen

Hahahaha  rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

My eyes must have skipped that while reading the post. Just realised. Sounds like a place for me  bigthumbsup 
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RE: Anyone Been To Fucking, Austria?

Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:04 pm

Quoting Mrniji (Reply 36):
We one had a conference in the Swedish town of Lund. I need to say that it was a conference on South Asian Studies, where MANY Indians attended.

That is rather hilarious. Imagine if the city's name was Loriquibal?
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