wunala
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Where Is JGPH1A?

Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:07 pm

I normally see Gkirk post something closely followed by JG, or vv.

Both are being very quite at the minute. Is it tax time? Is it the sunshine for the northern hemisphere summer? Or is it something else?

Come in JG, does anyone know where he is?
 
skidmarks
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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:12 pm

Kirkie was banned Wunala, but he's back. Jon is on holiday I think, or so someone in another thread mentioned.

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Logan22L
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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:12 pm

I know Kirkie is recently off a banning spree, so maybe he's laying low. Or, maybe he said something about the government again.

As for the South African frog (you know, short, fat and riddled with syphilis), he's been swamped at work, and told me that he occasionally comes on in the evenings, but I haven't seen much from him. I do miss the Kirkie, Pe@rson, Banco, JGPH1A circus. Perhaps you and I are the only ones.  Wink
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cornish
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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:15 pm

JGP is either on holiday or its becasue he is working on some major new project when last I spoke to him. Mind you, he was in a state of shock over the thought of doing work and having to cut short his eight hour long lunch breaks, so perhaps he's in hospital having suffered a nervous breakdown or malnutrition Big grin
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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:16 pm

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 2):
short, fat and riddled with syphilis

As opposed to thin and beautiful and...

I hear JPG, the good man, fell on a banana skin, twisted his ankle, then span around in confusion and uncertainty and fell head first down 202 steps.   I didn't mean to leave it at the top of the steps knowing full well that he would pass by 5 minutes later.

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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:16 pm

Quoting Wunala (Thread starter):
Where Is JGPH1A?

JGPH1A is probably on holiday and GKirk is probably drunken as usual when he had one beer in the afternoon.  Wink

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wunala
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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:20 pm

I knew Gkirk was banned again, but when he comes back, he is usually pent up, with months of anger to get rid of. This time he is quite. Maybe he is in love?

JGP busy at work, is as believable as UTA_flyinghigh being busy. Those 2 seem to spend the entire European working day (and honeymoon) on here.
 
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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:30 pm

Quoting Wunala (Reply 6):
JGP busy at work, is as believable as UTA_flyinghigh being busy. Those 2 seem to spend the entire European working day (and honeymoon) on here.

To be fair, those of us who work in IT tend to have a lot of spare time on our hands. Our job is usually to keep things running smoothly, and if they are then we basically have not a lot to do. We only get busy when things start going wrong. /* Wonders if anyone ever actually believes that excuse */

Quoting Wunala (Reply 6):
I knew Gkirk was banned again, but when he comes back, he is usually pent up, with months of anger to get rid of. This time he is quite. Maybe he is in love?

I very much doubt kirkie is in love! He may well be enjoying the pleasure of female company, but no self-respecting scotsman is going to let love get in the way of drinking!
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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:33 pm

Hmmm. This forum has been lacking in pictures of bunnies and cats-in-bags for far too long. Now, where's ebaumsworld.....
 
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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:34 pm

Quoting Gordonsmall (Reply 7):
We only get busy when things start going wrong. /* Wonders if anyone ever actually believes that excuse */

Where I work that would mean you were running around like a blue-arsed fly for 23 hours a day! Big grin

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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:36 pm

.....Found it!



Oh, the fun!
 
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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:38 pm

May be it is just an unsubstantiated rumour, but it has been often reported that JGPH1A is under contract with Mac Do for the duration of the European summer holidays, as a promoter for their new line of products (some reports spoke about him being a testbed).
 
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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:40 pm

Quoting Gordonsmall (Reply 7):
To be fair, those of us who work in IT tend to have a lot of spare time on our hands

Yeah, I was a God at solitaire. Could practically predict the next card. Was I gutted when I couldn't deal a deck in one go and under a minute.
So, no I don't believe you, you should be solving my problems, before I know I have them. LOL.

Quoting Gordonsmall (Reply 7):
no self-respecting scotsman is going to let love get in the way of drinking!

And he is going to have sex how? He needs to get them drunk. (talking about Gkirk, not Scotsmen in general, I know you don't need proding, oo er missus)
 
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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:41 pm

I read in some newspaper that he has exploded. Reasons unknown
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cornish
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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:43 pm

i think you'll find he is currently in jail. Arrested for having eaten ALL the pies....
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Banco
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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:47 pm

He's not been gone that long. Haven't you all realised yet?

JGPH1A is eating.

He'll be back in a couple weeks.
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cornish
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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:49 pm

Quoting Banco (Reply 15):
He's not been gone that long. Haven't you all realised yet?

JGPH1A is eating.

He'll be back in a couple weeks.

LOl. Ah Ha so he's still on lunch........

from last Tuesday Big grin
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skidmarks
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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:54 pm

Well, I think you are all horrible to the poor chap and you all deserve another saucer of sou milk!!!

You're just jealous of his svelte, sophisticated lifestyle.

Sorry? Yes nurse, I'll come back in now..............

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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:18 am

JGPH1A is dead.  duck 
I've been in the Pub this afternoon, surely someone would have known that  Wink
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cornish
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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:19 am

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 18):
I've been in the Pub this afternoon, surely someone would have known that

Has you're petition to get WiFi Internet access in your local pub been successful yet then GKirk ?? Allow you to a.net and drink at the same time.....
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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:24 am

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 18):
I've been in the Pub this afternoon, surely someone would have known that

All afternoon? Amazing. I wouldn't have thought half a lager shandy could last that long.
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cornish
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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:27 am

Quoting Banco (Reply 20):
All afternoon? Amazing. I wouldn't have thought half a lager shandy could last that long.

It didn't - but he then fell asleep in the corner clutching his glass for the rest of the afternoon  Wink
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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:30 am

Quoting Cornish (Reply 21):
It didn't - but he then fell asleep in the corner clutching his glass for the rest of the afternoon Wink

Now now, I don't take the piss out of you for spewing up after a glass of lemonade  Wink
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gordonsmall
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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:32 am

Quoting Cornish (Reply 19):
Has you're petition to get WiFi Internet access in your local pub been successful yet then GKirk ?? Allow you to a.net and drink at the same time.....

I too have been campaigning for Wifi internet access in pubs, though not my local one as it has sadly burnt to the ground. Sad

I do however have Wifi access in the building I work in, and there is a pub not to far from it - possibly even within wifi range! Unfortunately though the Wifi access point isn't configured properly, hasn't been since my predecessor set it up, and since I've only had two requests to set it up properly since I started yesterday I reckon I can let it drag out for a while yet .....................  Smile
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Logan22L
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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:28 am

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 18):
JGPH1A is dead.

No, I heard that the strap on his feed bag broke, and he's been scouring Nice for a clean thong to tie it back on.
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carduelis
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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:24 am

Sounds like he's enjoying some food in Dallas, as mentioned in a recent thread:-
Things To Do Of An Evening In Dallas (by JGPH1A Aug 10 2005 in Non Aviation)
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Logan22L
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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:58 am

Quoting Carduelis (Reply 25):
Sounds like he's enjoying some food in Dallas

Ah, yes, now I remember. Probably scoffing down a couple of these:



http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/TXAMAsteak.html
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RE: Where Is JGPH1A?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:36 am

Makes sense. JGPH1A going to the home of Fat Foods, Fast Foods and Fat Bastards...gotta love the USA  Wink  duck 
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