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What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:23 am

CNN Wannabe

OMG! It just happened! No details! I don’t know anything! More to come!


Freddie Mercury (Don’t stop me now…)

I was at Heathrow last week man that’s one big airport anyway I was in the check in line you know the crowded area at T3 there were so many people there I could hardly breath lol anyway the guy in front of me had way too much baggage god that really pisses me off…


Pedant, First Class

Actually I think you’ll find that the luggage-bin hinges in the -400 variant had 54% nickel in their bracket bolts, not 50% as you said last month.


Clever Dick

I mean, this guy, he was SO ignorant. Jeez…he was telling his two-year old kid that they were going on a Jumbo Jet that went ‘zoom’, so I felt it was my duty to inform him that it was actually a Boeing 777-236. And can you believe it, he got really arsey when I politely mentioned six times that I was an aviation expert and started telling his wife that he shouldn’t really be giving his kids duff information.


The Philosopher

Hey I just thought of something. Where would [insert bankrupt airline here] be today if it had been using [insert paper aircraft here] between [insert congested hub] and [insert war zone]? What do you think?


The Snowman

Guys, seen the new cool livery for Bosh Air? It’s so cool! Bosh Air is such a cool airline and I think they should buy A380s because they’d look so cool in those colours!


The McCarthy

I’d never fly on a Russian plane like a Tupoleshinov, they’re built in Russia and they glue the wings on with sealing wax and the engines aren’t maintained properly, and they’re just deathtraps, god-damn they even crash when they’re on the production line, fuck that.


The Webster

I rely hat it wen dum peple keap speling it Quantas. Its QANTAS!!!!!!


One-man Crash Investigation Committee

Well purely from shaky TV pictures of the burning wreckage and the complete absence of any official data it’s pretty obvious that they had a birdstrike and had to turn back and then the crew failed to set the flaps correctly because they were intoxicated. Anyway let’s not speculate.


Self-Polluter

Anyone seen this month’s Asian Sluts? Check out the photoshoot on page 47 – if I’m not mistaken that’s the new flat-bed in first class on Air Zonga’s A340-600s.






This is not an exhaustive list  Wink
 
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:34 am

How about

Talkative Passenger
I'm just along for the ride, I don't have a pilot's license, but I know a lot about flying... Hey, that was a smooth climb, are you going on vacation? Kewl. Tell me about your grandkids some more. Yeah, I'll have a Coke. How about you? Really, you were a teacher?... Wow, we landed. That was short [three hour] flight...
Up, up and away!
 
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:47 am

Quoting Backfire (Thread starter):
CNN Wannabe

OMG! It just happened! No details! I don’t know anything! More to come



Quoting Backfire (Thread starter):
The Philosopher

Hey I just thought of something. Where would [insert bankrupt airline here] be today if it had been using [insert paper aircraft here] between [insert congested hub] and [insert war zone]? What do you think?



Quoting Backfire (Thread starter):
The Webster

I rely hat it wen dum peple keap speling it Quantas. Its QANTAS!!!!!!

 laughing  Good stuff.

How about

Insensitive Orator

You know I hate when threads like these are started, but since it is already in progress, I am going to offer my 2 cents and probably offend a ton of people, whether I'm right or wrong, but that doesn't matter and I don't really care, because that's part of the beauty of this forum.

 Yeah sure

Which hopefully could not be stated of me and is what I seriously seek to avoid and those who indulge in that.

-R
Living the American Dream
 
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:11 am

I'd consider myself more the Pointless Smartass

Signed, KROC
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:31 am

Great list, Backfire.   

Also:

The Mydad

My dad works for Boebus and he says Airbing planes are plastic and use half as many rivets as Boebus and they don't care if their planes crash as long as they get their money. He's a lawyer too and he says this is a major case of genocide.

[Edited 2005-08-24 01:32:18]
 
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:11 am

Quoting Backfire (Thread starter):
CNN Wannabe

OMG! It just happened! No details! I don’t know anything! More to come!

 rotfl 


The Easily Offended Minority Group

Actually I'm a one-legged lesbian vegetarian animal rights activist and I find your comments about us only eating broccoli totally ignorant. By saying this you're implying that we're loathsome people that don't have a right to walk the earth. I'm recommending your post for deletion.

BF
Fortune favours the brave
 
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:43 am

Quoting BristolFlyer (Reply 5):
The Easily Offended Minority Group

Actually I'm a one-legged lesbian vegetarian animal rights activist and I find your comments about us only eating broccoli totally ignorant. By saying this you're implying that we're loathsome people that don't have a right to walk the earth. I'm recommending your post for deletion.

BF

You must know the same people I know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
We, the undersigned, do hereby consent.....
 
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:55 am

Quoting Backfire (Thread starter):
The Philosopher

Hey I just thought of something. Where would [insert bankrupt airline here] be today if it had been using [insert paper aircraft here] between [insert congested hub] and [insert war zone]? What do you think?

More often than not, this is me.
 
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:44 am

Quoting Backfire (Thread starter):
The McCarthy

I’d never fly on a Russian plane like a Tupoleshinov, they’re built in Russia and they glue the wings on with sealing wax and the engines aren’t maintained properly, and they’re just deathtraps, god-damn they even crash when they’re on the production line, fuck that.

 rotfl   rotfl 

Don't forget:

The Cartman
Have you guys seen the new US Airways scheme? It's sooooooo cool. What you don't like it? DAMMIT, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO AGREE YOU LITTLE A**HOLE! NOW SAY YOU LIKE IT! Nevermind...screw you guys, I'm going home...

The American Pie
This one time, at the airport.....

The Forever Flamed
Does anyone know why a United 757 with winglets landed in El Dorado Arkansas today???
Long live the Widget!
 
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:12 pm

Quoting BristolFlyer (Reply 5):

The Easily Offended Minority Group

Actually I'm a one-legged lesbian vegetarian animal rights activist and I find your comments about us only eating broccoli totally ignorant. By saying this you're implying that we're loathsome people that don't have a right to walk the earth. I'm recommending your post for deletion.

I'm offended. You're making fun of me for being sensitive. And I don't even eat broccoli more than three times a week.  cry 
 
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:32 pm

Quoting BNAflyer78 (Reply 8):
The Forever Flamed

Better known as RSmith or B744F . . .  biggrin 

Quoting Saxdiva (Reply 9):
I'm offended. You're making fun of me for being sensitive. And I don't even eat broccoli more than three times a week.

 rotfl 

This thread is hilarious . . .

I don't see Screw You A-Netter here . . .

This is the only answer, the right answer and if you don't like it you can kiss my DOIUH()#)$@)viou21(EDu3 you uneducated, infantile moron!
I
FOR THOSE THAT FOUGHT FOR IT, FREEDOM HAS A FLAVOR THE PROTECTED WILL NEVER KNOW OR UNDERSTAND
 
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:54 pm

OK, then I start.. I would be either oart of the minority group or a Freddie Mercury..!

Hillarious thread Big grin
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:00 pm

HEY! I think eveyone should tell me what THEY think I am! Seeing's that you all think you know me so well!
It's a beautiful night to fly like a phoenix...
 
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:28 pm

The Spoilt Rich Teenager

When I use my titanium milage allowance on my dicator-for-life frequent flyer card with XXX-Air, I expect to be treated like royalty. When it doesn't happen I ask them if they know who I am. I've told mum and dad I will not be flying with that airline again and in future i will only fly with Y-Air

And now I've been driving for six whole months and I already know my BMW M3 pisses on the Porsche 911 I test drove last month. Now I'm getting an X5 to go with it too. I'll drive that to school on Fridays. BMW's are sooooo Cool.
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:34 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 13):
The Spoilt Rich Teenager

This is an excellent category!  Smile
"The earth provides enough resources for everyone's need, but not for some people's greed." (Gandhi)
 
cornish
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:35 pm

The self-deluder

Will AF/BA/LH serve my home town airport in Nowheresville Nebraska. I reckon a twice daily A340/777 should be able to fill enough traffic to make it work.

or

I heard from a friend of mine who works for a company whose colleague has a sister who overheard a stewardess on Icelandair say that Qantas/Air NZ/Any As-Pac airline are going to start serving Knock/Newquay/Blackpool/Poznan/Trondheim in time for the winter season.

It wil lbe a daily 747-400 service
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:40 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 15):
The self-deluder

Will AF/BA/LH serve my home town airport in Nowheresville Nebraska. I reckon a twice daily A340/777 should be able to fill enough traffic to make it work.

This is for Texdravid Big grin

How about the Airnetter

The only cool thing is the A340, and the A380 is success.. the 777s are rustbuckets..

Or the one for Boeings

The shittiest thing is the A340, and the A380 is a failure.. the 777s are the Queen of the sky..
"The earth provides enough resources for everyone's need, but not for some people's greed." (Gandhi)
 
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:46 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 15):
The self-deluder

Hey! Are you saying that Air Wales isn't going to launch transatlantic services from Cardiff, Swansea and Withybush to Poznan, Trondheim and wherever else I want to go?
 
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:46 pm

What about us moderators.

The Clean Up Guy from Pulp Fiction

Silent but deadly

Taking out the troublemakers and there actions and you wouldn't know they are there. Of course someone saw something but they may not be game to tell.

Oh well there is my lame effort, interesting and funny thread.
Why fly non stop when you can connect
 
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:41 pm

Quoting RedDragon (Reply 17):
Withybush

????

Approximate location please - nearest town or city???

(or village Big grin)
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:43 pm

The "I Don't Care" Picture Poster

Self Explanatory.
Some a.netters seem to be making a career out of it  Wink
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:44 pm

Withybush is the esteemed "Haverfordwest Airport" - ie. airfield. It's such a busy place that they held the Pembrokeshire County Show there last week, duck dog an' all!

Having said that, there was some sort of multi-passenger Beech-alike thing parked there.

Rich
 
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:46 pm

Quoting RedDragon (Reply 21):
Withybush is the esteemed "Haverfordwest Airport" - ie. airfield. It's such a busy place that they held the Pembrokeshire County Show there last week, duck dog an' all!

Ah so soon to be Ryanair's new base - Swansea West Big grin
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RedDragon
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:55 pm

Well I'd imagine they'd market Swansea airfield as Cardiff, so would that make Withybush "Cardiff outskirts"? Given that "Oslo Torp" (ie. Sandefjord) is two hours away by coach from the centre of Oslo, and that Haverfordwest is a similar distance (albeit by car, so slightly faster) from Cardiff.....

 scratchchin 
 
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:22 pm

The No-Life Spotter.

I gotta get down to:

Las Vegas today - hope to see a Southwest 737
Stansted today - hope to see a Ryanair 737
JFK today - hope to see a JetBlue A320
Luton today - hope to see an easyJet 737

(delete where applicable)

Still got 198 of that airline's fleet to photograph before I get the full set...
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:27 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 24):
The No-Life Spotter.

Still got 198 of that airline's fleet to photograph before I get the full set...

Don't be such a moron - everyone knows that RyaneasyjetBlueair only has 197 A7322s... look, I'll list the registrations and serial numbers from memory:

N1211RT/3362
N1213RT/3375
N1224RT/3480
N1330RT/3969
N1211RT/3362
N1213RT/3375
N1224RT/3480
N1330RT/3969
N1211RT/3362
N1213RT/3375
N1224RT/3480
N1330RT/3969
N1211RT/3362
N1213RT/3375
N1224RT/3480
N1330RT/3969
N1211RT/3362
N1213RT/3375
N1224RT/3480
N1330RT/3969
N1211RT/3362
N1213RT/3375
N1224RT/3480
N1330RT/3969
N1211RT/3362
N1213RT/3375
N1224RT/3480
N1330RT/3969
N1211RT/3362
N1213RT/3375
N1224RT/3480
N1330RT/3969
N1211RT/3362
N1213RT/3375
N1224RT/3480
N1330RT/3969
.....
 
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:31 pm

Quoting RedDragon (Reply 25):
Don't be such a moron - everyone knows that RyaneasyjetBlueair only has 197 A7322s... look, I'll list the registrations and serial numbers from memory:

That makes you.....

Quoting Backfire (Thread starter):
Pedant, First Class

Actually I think you’ll find that the luggage-bin hinges in the -400 variant had 54% nickel in their bracket bolts, not 50% as you said last month.

... Silly
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:34 pm

Dadoftwowhohasn'tbeennearanairportrecently

2 young kids who don't have long naps (or sometimes even short naps) during the day so no free time for the air fix. That's me.

Last time I took my young son to the airport I'd only been there a minute before "want go home" was being voiced rather plaintively.
wheat and dairy can screw up your brain
 
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:36 pm

Quoting Backfire (Thread starter):
Backfire

Great thread! Almost choked on my water.
The only thing we have to fear is the sky falling on our heads. -Asterix
 
RedDragon
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:01 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 26):
That makes you..... Pedant, First Class

The sad thing is that, on subjects I really know, I probably am that much of a pedant...



 boxedin 


(Smiley chosen not for any particular relevance ("Boxed in"? What's that supposed to mean?), but just because it looks funny. So there.)
 
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:21 pm

Well this thread has got me busy....


The Naiive A.netter.

How dare the Euro/US governments try and use unfair political or trade influence and pressure to swing an aircraft order from an airline to Airbus/Boeing. OUR government would never stoop so low to do that.....  Wink
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:35 pm

The Spelling/Grammar Pedant:

"You spell na�ve with an umlaut over the i, you know..."
 
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:37 pm

The Computer-Intolerant Poster:

Bloody umlauts not working!! How does this thing work? Why is the spell checker so f*@�ing useless?? AAARRGHH!!!111OMFG!!1
 
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:44 pm

The Illiterate A.netter (or just plain dumb)

Thread Starter - Which Far Eastern airlines fly widebodies into San Francisco - JAL, ANA, Cathay for starters?

Reply 38 (with no trace of irony) JetBlue flies A320s into Oakland.....
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:50 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 33):
The Illiterate A.netter (or just plain dumb)

...Closely related to the Can't Be Arsed A.netter:

I couldn't be bothered reading through any of the replies to this thread, so I'll just contribute my two cents that, coincidentally, are exactly what someone said back in reply two. And then I'll end with  twocents 


...As if the expression "just my two cents" wasn't hateful enough, now there's an annoying smiley for it! Grrr!
 
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:17 am

Quoting Backfire (Thread starter):
Pedant, First Class



Quoting Backfire (Thread starter):
The Philosopher



Quoting Backfire (Thread starter):
The Webster



Quoting BNAflyer78 (Reply 8):
The American Pie

Sounds like me.  Cool

-------

How bout these:

(s)He who cannot take a joke a.netter

This is for family guy watchers:

the stewie take-over-the-world attitude

XJR
Look ma' no hands!
 
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:28 am

Quoting LHMark (Reply 3):
I'd consider myself more the Pointless Smartass

Signed, KROC

I can buy that.  Wink
 
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:23 am

Quoting Oly720man (Reply 27):
Dadoftwowhohasn'tbeennearanairportrecently

I thought this was going to be me, glad it wasn't...
This space intentionally left blank
 
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Thu Aug 25, 2005 6:45 am

I'm not sure  Sad

Oh well never mind
Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
 
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:18 pm

Aircraft replacements
"When will ABC airlines get rid of the DC-9/DC-10/737-200? They are getting so old and dangerous I will never fly on them! I think the Boeing 717 is a great replacement for them and I am very sure that they are going to order them by 2006!"

Fake Photo claims
"This photo is definetely a FAKE!! How can a plane be flying so low over the streets?"
The biggest mistake made by most human beings: Listening to only half, understanding just a quarter and telling double.
 
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:24 pm

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 10):
Quoting BNAflyer78 (Reply 8):
The Forever Flamed

Better known as RSmith or B744F . . .

Paging 1MillionFlyer...Your flight is departing...
This isn't where I parked my car...
 
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:29 pm

Well my last effort was a complete flop, try these 2.

What about the Erik William Attention whore type; hes even got his own picture.

and

I am drinking the Blue Koolaid club.
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:41 pm

The infallible one
What I said was right. I am bigger, better and older than you and I have a much higher respect rating so I am obviously right and you are wrong. Look at my profile, read my posts and see how many people already kiss my ass. You should, too, but you don't and for that reason I think you're a pillock.
Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away...
 
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:54 pm

The "Get Your Priorities Straight" A.Netter:

Yes I know airline XX has the most miserable cabin staff on the planet, you pay for everything on board, the legroom sucks and the planes are filthy inside but don't you think the crews have great uniforms......
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Fri Aug 26, 2005 11:35 pm

What about the wise ass teenager who find's some of the elder A.netter's comments extremely stupid and biased and always says some witty remark that winds up getting deleted for not having any relevance to the topic? And the teenager knows more about Lufthansa's fleet than his step mom who is a purser 2 and flies all the aircraft he talks about.
 
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Fri Aug 26, 2005 11:57 pm

The Google Earth Freak

Guys look! After searching around Google Earth for 10 hours straight, I found a fighter jet that is flying in mid-air! I bet none of you could find that! Isn't that amazing?! Everyone should post back and say things like "wow!" and "cool!"


Haha we've beaten Google Earth to a fine grain.

Mike
 
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Sat Aug 27, 2005 12:55 am

I just have to say that this was probably one of the funniest things I've ever read. Especially the One Man Crash Investigation Committee and the Self Polluter.

Kudos to all!

Trent.
I do quite enjoy a spot of flying - more so when it's not in Economy!
 
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Sat Aug 27, 2005 12:58 am

The Kim Jung Il

I don't know why the floods in Europe are causing so many problems, but I reckon it's because of the weather changes caused by American overuse of resources and pollution. Clearly George Bush knows this and is relying on the turmoil caused by these events to make the world more reliant on the USA, further solidifying the evil Imperialistic plans of Bush.

The Stupid Teenager

So I met this girl, right, and I know she, like, really has the hots for me because she bumped into me as she got out the like, elevator. Thing is there's this girl called Xaximinrax I've been flirting with online and I really like, don't know which girl to choose. Man this is doing my head in.

The Rain Man

Which type of ice cubes do you prefer? The ones that are square, or the round ones with holes in the middle. I noticed in the US they had crushed ice and also the round ones with holes. Oh, and the square ones. I think I prefer the square ones, although crushed ice is nice. What about Europe - do they still only use the round ones and the square ones, or can you get crushed ice? What about Australia? What about Japan? What about on Mars?
I used to think the brain is the most fascinating part of my body. But, hey, who is telling me that?
 
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:49 am

OMG this is the funniest thread I have read in such a long time. My wife definately falls into the One-man Crash Investigation Committee catagory. I am more the Clever Dick and CNN Wannabe.
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RE: What Type Of A.netter Are You...?

Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:58 am

Quoting FLYtoEGCC (Reply 42):
What I said was right. I am bigger, better and older than you and I have a much higher respect rating so I am obviously right and you are wrong. Look at my profile, read my posts and see how many people already kiss my ass. You should, too, but you don't and for that reason I think you're a pillock.

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