kaddyuk
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Osama Bin Laden (rand0m)

Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:25 pm

Looking at the facts...

1) He is in charge of the worlds largest terrorist organisation.
2) He is apparently living in a cave in afghanistan
3) He runs the entire operation from a mobile phone

I have the following question...

"WHAT NETWORK IS HE ON?!?!?!" I'm sat at home trying to text a friend and i cant get a signal when the transmitter is just up my road, yet osama deep inside an afghani cave can talk to the friggin world...!!

Secondly! Where does he buy his top up cards? He cant be on a contract or we'd have his address!!! C'mon people!

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RE: Osama Bin Laden (rand0m)

Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:27 pm

Haha. Good points. I see a whole new "Can you hear me now?" campaign. I'll try to work up a Flash for it later today.

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RE: Osama Bin Laden (rand0m)

Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:26 pm

Quoting Kaddyuk (Thread starter):
WHAT NETWORK IS HE ON

Its not that hes all lonely.
Are you aware of the number of followers in the NWFP.Where even the Pak Army is scared to enter.
I feel using a RT or Sattelite phone might be his means.
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RE: Osama Bin Laden (rand0m)

Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:29 pm

Nah... Evryone knows he's a T-Mobile guy. I swear they don't have any service in the USA so in order for them to be a legit company then they must have service somewhere... say the mountains of Afganistan?
BTW. that would mean that I could SMS him for free  Smile
 
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RE: Osama Bin Laden (rand0m)

Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:35 pm

Quoting Kaddyuk (Thread starter):
deep inside an afghani cave

still find it difficult to believe that "Afghan cave" thing. And still fully believe that his "cave" is an apartment somewhere in Central London. His health is looked for by Dr Zawahiri, and his (artificial) beard is maintained and kept ready by his private servant. And the "sightings" in Afghanistan possibly are just videos projected onto the other side of the valley by some of his employees / enthusiasts .
 
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RE: Osama Bin Laden (rand0m)

Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:39 pm

Quoting Kaddyuk (Thread starter):
"WHAT NETWORK IS HE ON?!?!?!" I'm sat at home trying to text a friend and i cant get a signal when the transmitter is just up my road, yet osama deep inside an afghani cave can talk to the friggin world...!!

Probably a satellite phone. Pretty common, nowadays, and several networks are based out of the Middle East, ensuring that they probably have some friendly guy there who gives them accounts and changes them regularly.

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kaddyuk
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RE: Osama Bin Laden (rand0m)

Fri Aug 26, 2005 12:54 am

Quoting Cfalk (Reply 5):
Probably a satellite phone. Pretty common, nowadays, and several networks are based out of the Middle East, ensuring that they probably have some friendly guy there who gives them accounts and changes them regularly.

ILOVEA340 and ME AVN FAN got the joke  Wink...

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