aa777flyer
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Funny Joke-! Ha Ha!

Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:38 am

What do women and Kentucky Fried Chicken Have in Common?


After the breast and thighs all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in!
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alcregular
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RE: Funny Joke-! Ha Ha!

Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:43 am

A guy at work told us this one a few months and we loved it. Obviously its too filthy for some, but we just howled (those with our minds constanly in the gutter, lol)
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Logan22L
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RE: Funny Joke-! Ha Ha!

Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:49 am

Alc: That's just one of the things I love about you British women. You could make a truck (lorry) driver blush. I used to work with a woman from Ashford who taught us rugby songs that even made me blush. "All in pink, all in pink, she made my finger stink..."

OK, here's another: What's the difference between a three-ring circus and a bordello?

Well, one is a cunning array of stunts...
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KC135R
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RE: Funny Joke-! Ha Ha!

Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:51 am

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 2):
Well, one is a cunning array of stunts...

It took me a second, but then.....
 laughing  laughing  laughing 
 
alcregular
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RE: Funny Joke-! Ha Ha!

Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:56 am

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 2):
Alc: That's just one of the things I love about you British women. You could make a truck (lorry) driver blush.

Well, at least we have a sense of humour and enjoy a chuckle from time to time. It's better to laugh than to frown.
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searpqx
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RE: Funny Joke-! Ha Ha!

Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:20 am

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 2):
You could make a truck (lorry) driver blush

Well some can anyway - I'm sure Hyacinth wouldn't approve  wink 
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Logan22L
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RE: Funny Joke-! Ha Ha!

Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:29 am

Quoting Searpqx (Reply 5):
I'm sure Hyacinth wouldn't approve

She's a Bucket, so f*ck it.
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