gkirk
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The Perfect UK Guide For Grumpy, Old Gits!

Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:00 pm

http://wossname.thingy.com/idiom.htm
Skidmarks, Banco, Cornish, JGPH1A, pe@rson should all have a looka round the above link  Wink
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RE: The Perfect UK Guide For Grumpy, Old Gits!

Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:11 pm

Quote:
Aeroplane Blonde-One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a black box.

BAB  rotfl 
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gkirk
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RE: The Perfect UK Guide For Grumpy, Old Gits!

Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:14 pm

Quote:

Coffin Dodger This one featured in a recent episode of the popular UK soap,Coronation Street. Depending on your point of view and age, it can be applied to anyone over the age of 50.

So Banco, Skidmarks, Cornish, JGPH1A, Pe@rson, MD11Engineer and a few others can be referred to as Coffin Dodgers eh?  Wink
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skidmarks
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RE: The Perfect UK Guide For Grumpy, Old Gits!

Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:19 pm

When the rest of the old gits wake up, Gkirk, you are going to be well dead, innit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  devil 

Andy  old   grumpy  and proud - innit!
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cornish
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RE: The Perfect UK Guide For Grumpy, Old Gits!

Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:20 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 3):
When the rest of the old gits wake up, Gkirk, you are going to be well dead, innit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yawn !! Is it time for my cocoa yet?

MMM - yep let's batter Kirkie to death with our walking sticks....
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RE: The Perfect UK Guide For Grumpy, Old Gits!

Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:23 pm

 banghead  SO....................FUKCING ..............GRUMPY...........AT..............THAT...........WEBSITE.

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cornish
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RE: The Perfect UK Guide For Grumpy, Old Gits!

Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:26 pm

Quoting Gkirk (Thread starter):
http://wossname.thingy.com/idiom.htm
Skidmarks, Banco, Cornish, JGPH1A, pe@rson should all have a looka round the above link

Really grateful to you for providing this indispensable guide for us to help understand some of your inane ramblings Johnny No-Stars Big grin
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whitehatter
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RE: The Perfect UK Guide For Grumpy, Old Gits!

Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:18 pm

"Since posting this, I have been reminded of a friend whose favourite expression before going to help a fat friend to the sea was " I'll see you in a minute - I have a large gentleman waiting in the departure lounge." He has now abandoned this expression in favour of "Launching a performing seal". When challenged, he is only too ready to explain that it is so large that it has a ball on its nose. I can't for the life of me understand what he means."

I almost wet meself at that site!  rotfl 
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cornish
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RE: The Perfect UK Guide For Grumpy, Old Gits!

Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:59 pm

Quoting WhiteHatter (Reply 7):
almost wet meself at that site!

Don't you mean Syphon the Python or Wiggle the Worm Roy ?? Big grin
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ANCFlyer
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RE: The Perfect UK Guide For Grumpy, Old Gits!

Wed Aug 31, 2005 12:02 am

Kirkie. Is this guide restricted to the UK or can the  old  farts in the colonies use it as well?  silly 
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skidmarks
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RE: The Perfect UK Guide For Grumpy, Old Gits!

Wed Aug 31, 2005 12:19 am

Use away ANC. I'm off to the State of Utah next week and I fully intend to baffle and bemuse as many colonials as I can Big grin

Enjoy

Andy  old 
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gkirk
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RE: The Perfect UK Guide For Grumpy, Old Gits!

Wed Aug 31, 2005 1:29 am

ANCflyer, yes you can use it.
I'm shocked thatI forgot that you were part of the  grumpy  old  gits club, especially as you are the oldest member of the club  Wink  duck 
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