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Jackson To Build An Airstrip For Aliens

Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:38 pm

The "King of Pop" or "Wacko Jacko" (as some refer to him) may be looking to expand his Neverland kingdom. This time he's looking for those little green guys from another planet.
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RE: Jackson To Build An Airstrip For Aliens

Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:52 pm

I think he needs to be taken away by the men in white coats.
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RE: Jackson To Build An Airstrip For Aliens

Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:53 pm

I thought he was practically bankrupt?
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RE: Jackson To Build An Airstrip For Aliens

Wed Sep 07, 2005 5:01 pm

Sounds like a great idea.

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RE: Jackson To Build An Airstrip For Aliens

Wed Sep 07, 2005 5:07 pm

Source please...

Geez...he is totally nuts...guess the aliens did abduct him after all....
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RE: Jackson To Build An Airstrip For Aliens

Wed Sep 07, 2005 5:13 pm

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RE: Jackson To Build An Airstrip For Aliens

Wed Sep 07, 2005 5:15 pm

Quoting Mhodgson (Reply 2):
I thought he was practically bankrupt?

If he is, he can still get all the money he needs from his little stupid group of supporters.

Like this MORON:





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RE: Jackson To Build An Airstrip For Aliens

Wed Sep 07, 2005 5:38 pm

Quoting NWA742 (Reply 6):
Like this MORON:

Can't stand to let a good joke live, huh?  Yeah sure
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RE: Jackson To Build An Airstrip For Aliens

Wed Sep 07, 2005 5:49 pm

One can only hope that, whatever aliens might look at MJ and see intelligent life there (or maybe they look upon him as a pet monkey), that they would come land on his runway and take this idiot back with them! PLEASE!

Ever notice how much like Liz Taylor he looks like?

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RE: Jackson To Build An Airstrip For Aliens

Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:03 pm

If the Aliens know Jacko's History.I dont think they'd accept his Invitation  Smile
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RE: Jackson To Build An Airstrip For Aliens

Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:41 pm

Maybe he wanted an airport to himself?
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RE: Jackson To Build An Airstrip For Aliens

Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:14 am

Perhaps he just wants to go back home?
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RE: Jackson To Build An Airstrip For Aliens

Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:26 am

Quoting MxCtrlr (Reply 8):
look at MJ



Quoting MxCtrlr (Reply 8):
see intelligent life there

Amazing how you contradict yourself in the same sentence...  Wink
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RE: Jackson To Build An Airstrip For Aliens

Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:52 am

"Can't stand to let a good joke live, huh? "

We let one live when you told us you were 14 or 15 or whatever you said. Then again doesnt surprise me coming from someone like you!  Silly
 
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RE: Jackson To Build An Airstrip For Aliens

Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:29 am

Maybe Jet Blue can open a route... JFK-WJK.. WJK standing for Wacko Jacko Airport.. Big grin!

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RE: Jackson To Build An Airstrip For Aliens

Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:36 am

Quoting Soups (Thread starter):
The "King of Pop" or "Wacko Jacko" (as some refer to him) may be looking to expand his Neverland kingdom. This time he's looking for those little green boys from another planet.

I corrected your post...
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RE: Jackson To Build An Airstrip For Aliens

Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:40 am

Quoting Christa (Reply 14):
WJK standing for Wacko Jacko Airport..

Will there be any spotters at this airport?  Silly
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RE: Jackson To Build An Airstrip For Aliens

Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:51 am

 laughing  LMAO, doesn't this idiot know that most aliens don't need an actual runway to land their spaceship here on earth? I doubt that if they could make it here to erath, they'd have to turn around and go back because there are no runways.  laughing 
 
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RE: Jackson To Build An Airstrip For Aliens

Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:58 am

Quoting We're Nuts (Reply 7):
Can't stand to let a good joke live, huh?

And how exactly did I kill the joke?

Take your  hissyfit somewhere else.

Speaking of your  hissyfit 's, can't you stand to keep them all to yourself?

If not, I suggest you follow ANCflyer's instructions for Pacificjourney -- edit your profile, and click the check mark at the bottom right corner.




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RE: Jackson To Build An Airstrip For Aliens

Thu Sep 08, 2005 4:16 am

Quoting PHLBOS (Reply 16):
Will there be any spotters at this airport?

Apparantly Kiwi has already been invited.
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RE: Jackson To Build An Airstrip For Aliens

Thu Sep 08, 2005 4:24 am

He's trying to bring others of his kind to Earth? God help us all..

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RE: Jackson To Build An Airstrip For Aliens

Thu Sep 08, 2005 4:55 am

I thought he was in Barain where the little boys are! I'm waiting for him to swim in the poo in New Orleans resulting from the Levy breaking/Hurricane Katrina!
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RE: Jackson To Build An Airstrip For Aliens

Thu Sep 08, 2005 4:57 am

Quoting Soups (Thread starter):
This time he's looking for those little green guys from another planet.

They're hhhhhheeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeee...
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RE: Jackson To Build An Airstrip For Aliens

Thu Sep 08, 2005 5:25 am

Quoting Greyhound (Reply 22):
They're hhhhhheeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeee...

Hey wrong sex there buddy. Remember who we're talking about, the guy that's just like wal-mart.

They both have little boy's pants half off!

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RE: Jackson To Build An Airstrip For Aliens

Thu Sep 08, 2005 5:26 am

Quoting DAL7e7 (Reply 23):
Hey wrong sex there buddy. Remember who we're talking about, the guy that's just like wal-mart.

They both have little boy's pants half off!

You almost made me spray coffee out my nose with that one I was laughing so hard. Also Jacko is hoping the aliens will be like Gerbils.
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RE: Jackson To Build An Airstrip For Aliens

Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:49 am

Quoting Christa (Reply 14):
Maybe Jet Blue can open a route... JFK-WJK.. WJK standing for Wacko Jacko Airport

Maybe but I think B6 will have to have a fuel stop to get there. And then the pilots will realize at the fuel stops, what the hell are we doing going there with kids on board, and back to JFK they go. lol

Anyway aliens don't need runways they just land and if they did they would land as far away from him as possible lol.

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