You've all got far too much time on your hands!
And you kirkie - what you need is a job !!!!!!!!!!!
Posting on a.net and propping up the bar in the doon-hamer arms all day does not constitute gainful employment! Although we do need to go for a pint some time!
Nobody says you have to work for a living, cos I certainly don't, but at least become employed and stop all those damn English from coming up here and stealing our precious IT
Let's face it, all these English gits moving up here is lowering the average IQ
in both Scotland and England!
Statistically, people who have had the most birthdays tend to live the longest.