UAL747
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The Best FWD: You've Gotten?

Sun Sep 11, 2005 6:12 am

If anyone knows anything about the culture of Southern Methodist University in Dallas (attended there for a while), then you know EXACTLY what this FWD: means. (There's a reason why it's called "SMU-Southern Millionaires University).


Today we salute you, Trendy SMU Girl, in your pointed-stilettos;
you understand that having blisters and cramped pinky toes is a small
price to pay for the approval of your peers.
Sure, your Louis Vuitton bag and oversized pearls may appear to have
been stolen from your grandmother, but we rest assure that your Daddy
bought
them for you fair and square.
And yes, you may be snobby to every guy that approaches you, but
we know that you're only doing them a favor by helping them understand
that they are in fact gay.
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Trendy SMU Girl,
because everyone knows that behind your dyed blonde hair and
falsely-tanned
skin
that real person...is a pale brunette.

Anyway, post your favorite forwarded email, chain letter, etc.

UAL
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Mikey711MN
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RE: The Best FWD: You've Gotten?

Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:13 am

I'm a big fan of the British complaint letter...

Click here to read

...I still LOL at that one!  Smile

-Mike
I plan on living forever. So far, so good...
 
SlamClick
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RE: The Best FWD: You've Gotten?

Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:18 am

Without a doubt the 1969 Toyota Land Cruiser. I've also had a Bronco and a Ford pickup but the Land Cruiser is the best FWD ever.

Now, Fwds, well most of them I get are crap.
Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.
 
Alessandro
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RE: The Best FWD: You've Gotten?

Sun Sep 11, 2005 5:34 pm

Slamclick, I also thought the thread starter med Front-Wheel-Drive, but after reading the post I doubt it?
From New Yorqatar to Califarbia...
 
AsstChiefMark
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RE: The Best FWD: You've Gotten?

Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:28 am

FWD made some powerful trucks, especially shortly after WWII.  Big grin

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