If anyone knows anything about the culture of Southern Methodist University in Dallas (attended there for a while), then you know EXACTLY what this FWD: means. (There's a reason why it's called "SMU-Southern Millionaires University).
Today we salute you, Trendy SMU Girl, in your pointed-stilettos;
you understand that having blisters and cramped pinky toes is a small
price to pay for the approval of your peers.
Sure, your Louis Vuitton bag and oversized pearls may appear to have
been stolen from your grandmother, but we rest assure that your Daddy
them for you fair and square.
And yes, you may be snobby to every guy that approaches you, but
we know that you're only doing them a favor by helping them understand
that they are in fact gay.
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Trendy SMU Girl,
because everyone knows that behind your dyed blonde hair and
that real person...is a pale brunette.
Anyway, post your favorite forwarded email, chain letter, etc.