dl021
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Wed Sep 14, 2005 10:00 pm

OK...since someone whined to a mod and got the original bestselling thread with over 50,000 actual views and nearly 400 responses over an 8 month period locked down because they did not want to wait to view it (which makes no sense....if you don't want to see it just don't tune in, don't ask to kill the thread). Venting over.

We will post the salient points of the previous thread here, and I'd like to start with how we got started and the organizational chart we'll also post the photos and I promise that within the week we'll have the website up and running.

Rub Those Breast With Olive Oil
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Superfly From United States, joined May 2000, 15907 posts, RR: 71
Posted Mon Jan 10 2005 21:45:42 UTC+2 and read 32767 times:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...veoilmayprotectagainstbreastcancer

It's been discovered that olive oil help prevents breast cancer. I've sort of knew this all along.




Do it today, tomorrow it might be illegal.


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Dl021 From United States, joined May 2004, 5440 posts, RR: 79
Reply 1, posted Mon Jan 10 2005 22:02:14 UTC+2 and read 32767 times:


OK...we have a new business here Larry, if you are interested.

We need a Winnebago, a couple of white smocks, and a large sign that says Womens Mobile Preventative Health Clinic.

We offer discount breast exams and oil rubdowns....all in the name of health.

You in?

Ian



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Superfly From United States, joined May 2000, 15907 posts, RR: 71
Reply 2, posted Mon Jan 10 2005 22:10:23 UTC+2 and read 32767 times:


DIO21:
Now that's smart capitalism!
That's what makes America great.


and the business was born.

It got more serious with this:
Iakobos From Belgium, joined Aug 2003, 2498 posts, RR: 28
Reply 11, posted Tue Jan 11 2005 10:45:07 UTC+2 and read 32767 times:


Just a second, if you want to make it a viable business case you have to look at all aspects of the enterprise, not only at the final application, however enjoyable that might be.

Since I do have some 220 olive trees and some neighbours whom would be delighted to find an output for theirs, I could offer to supply the original product, in a virgin form or not. (originally it is not virgin, to make it so it requires multiple filterings)

No need to invade you see, better to secure a reliable supply source and negotiate conditions that would be beneficial for all parties.
It might need some changes to usual bully practice, but once adopted you will appreciate.

Olive trees produce only every two years and fortunately this year there will be a harvest. This take place in October with subsequent filtered and aromatized product available in bulk form (200kg drums) by mid of November, and bottling in December.

To understand fully the mechanics of the application and assess the requirements pertaining to the envisaged line of products, I offer to conduct a serie of initial tests at the source itself and thus well before October production. June-July would be suitable.

I do have some remaining bulk stock of 2003 season which I could make available at no charge; if we come to an agreement, I suggest you send a few sample subjects and a pair of evaluators.
The subjects should as much as possible be representative of the wider range of the future client base, both in size, shape, sensitivity and consistency.

What do you think ?


The Greek Belge took it further into business and...well, you can see the entire previous thread here http://www.airliners.net/discussions/non_aviation/read.main/714378/

Our organizational chart is here:
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a211/ScarletHarlot126/bdbfafbd.jpg
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a211/ScarletHarlot126/3d24ee04.jpg

OK....enough for this minute. We'll tell the tell every night until the hero returns....
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Wed Sep 14, 2005 10:02 pm

Demand for Lube a Boob in Scotland is at an all time high  Wink
All the Nedettes want it
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Wed Sep 14, 2005 10:06 pm

Actually I started to do my duty as product delivery expert Germany as of lately...the lady in question found olive oil to be quite pleasant on the skin...and definitely not only on the breasts!!!

This is exciting science in the making folks, stay tuned!!


btw: Our infamous UK-Euro-Thread, that came close to 2,000 posts, was closed down, too!
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Wed Sep 14, 2005 10:10 pm

So I see there's a US VP spot open, Ian. How much do you want for it?  Wink You know, me being a graduate student at a major university guarantees access to the student body (or bodies, as the case may be), encompassing both undergrads and grads. Further, RDU is blessed with being well-endowed what with Duke and UNC being close by and an all-girls college (Meredith University) just up the street from me. And, of course, being a CAE native that gives me access to the USC co-eds.
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Wed Sep 14, 2005 11:01 pm

Do you have any positions open for Quality Control Technicians? In order to ensure full customer satisfaction you need people out in the field ensuring the quality of the final product... you know proper oil distribution, customer satisfaction, and all that jazz.

While I may have submitted my application a bit late and may not be able to get a position at the corporate office (where is that to be located by the way) I could head up a regional field operation.
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Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:07 am

Ian, we can't forget Jan Mogren's Connie!

http://web.comhem.se/~u31226262/boobconnie.jpg

Garnetpalmetto, you're in as the US VP. Please send Phyllis your photo for inclusion on the photo page.

DesertJets, I am pleased to create a job for you reporting to Iakobos. Phyllis will need your photo too.

I believe we have been incorporated as a Delaware corporation. Is that still true, Ian? The location of the head office is top secret, however.
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Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:11 am

Damn, why was my thread lock?!?!
It was one of the longerst runing threads at this site.
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Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:15 am

They locked it at 399? That may be the worst thing I've ever seen on here! Why not allow just one more post? Make it a nice round four hundred.

I see by the org chart that I work for Superfly. Fine, but I'm not going to base the Connie in San Francisco. I'll announce a schedule for stewardess interviews and physicals soon. You have a problem with "stewardesses?" Get me an updated plane and I'll get you an updated cabin crew. Connies had stews. I'm not stuck in the past, just have respect for traditions.
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Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:33 am

God damn it Ian! You mentioned it in the very beginning that you need an intern; and I was left off the Org Chart?! I'm livid! Specifically, I would like some experience in the application of the product and the post-appliciaton assessments with the victims (ahem.. patients) to inspect how well the product performed and to assess any unanticipated effects/benefits.

If you need a copy of my CV, I'll gladly provide.

 bigthumbsup 

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Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:41 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 6):
It was one of the longerst runing threads at this site.

One of, if not THE funniest too! Although I remember one about a certain members clogs that ranks up there as well! 400 replies, and a minimum of 50k views. Still nobody can expliain why the counter stopped at 32767.

Chip
 
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Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:43 am

ORFflyer:
Back in 2001, I staqrted a birthday thread for SophieMaltese that ran for almost a year.
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Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:51 am

Again: See the legendary Euro-UK thread that, amongst other interesting facts, brought forth some truths about Scottish members and their sexual preferences  Wink Big grin!! Around 1,800 replies!!!
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Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:01 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 10):
Back in 2001, I started a birthday thread for SophieMaltese that ran for almost a year.

I'll have to search for it and see what kept it going for so long.... must have been pretty comical.

Quoting Andreas (Reply 11):
brought forth some truths about Scottish members and their sexual preferences

I'm pretty sure I know which one you are referring. As a matter of fact, I joined the site due partly to that thread. One of my firsts posts was in reference to the "wool industry" that employs one of our Scottish members.
But don't mention that, as I don't think we are allowed to discuss it any further.  Big grin  Big grin

Chip
 
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Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:04 am

ORFflyer:
SophieMaltese is one of the few female members here who could crack jokes with us.
I am concerned about her where-abouts because she lived in New Orleans.
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Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:52 am

She sounds like a lot of fun. I was just reading the thread you mentioned... I also checked her profile, and she hasn't posted since February. You talked to her outside of a-net before Katrina?

Hope she's OK.

Chip
 
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Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:56 am

ORFflyer:
I'll need to send her an email. I haven't corresponded to her in over a year.
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Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:59 am

Quoting SlamClick (Reply 7):
I see by the org chart that I work for Superfly. Fine, but I'm not going to base the Connie in San Francisco.

Slammer...that's incorrect. You'll be working for the admin section and Fly will have priority use of the aircraft when it's not being used for promotional efforts and shows.

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 8):
You mentioned it in the very beginning that you need an intern; and I was left off the Org Chart?!

OK....you are now officially the intern. April, please add Stevie to the chart and take charge of making sure he has something useful to do when he's not fetching my laundry or shining Flys shoes. Thanks.

Quoting Superfly (Reply 6):
Damn, why was my thread lock?!?!

See the original post. Someone whined about how long it took to load. We can restart here and transplant the important deals.

Website launch will be Monday. IM or call me with input on content this weekend.
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Thu Sep 15, 2005 3:01 am

Quoting DL021 (Reply 16):
Website launch will be Monday. IM or call me with input on content this weekend.

How much capital do I need to put in to this?
I do have rights to revenue generated by the site.  Smile
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Thu Sep 15, 2005 3:03 am

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 5):
DesertJets, I am pleased to create a job for you reporting to Iakobos. Phyllis will need your photo too.

April, Phyllis should have a pic of me. I am in any number of the random pics taken at the YYZ meet last July. In case you forgot my face I was wearing the Virginia shirt.
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Thu Sep 15, 2005 3:26 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 17):
How much capital do I need to put in to this?
I do have rights to revenue generated by the site.

Call me tonight or this weekend and I'll tell you what the cost of the site is and my plan for advertising as well as future blogging and sales of products on the site. It'll be cool, and we might even make a dollar or two.
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Thu Sep 15, 2005 3:37 am

OK, but this sounds crazy!


Then again, some hippies in Seattle had an idea of a coffee shop chain.
What were those guys smoking?  

[Edited 2005-09-14 20:37:36]
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Thu Sep 15, 2005 4:14 am

reporting for double duty.

test lube was most satisfying.

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Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:10 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 6):
Damn, why was my thread lock?!?!
It was one of the longerst runing threads at this site.

God damn liberal moderators  Angry
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Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:18 am

I am not sure anybody complained directly to the mods. Someone IM'd me about it which is why I posted. I didn't ask for it to be locked and neither did the person who IM'd. Oh well.
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dl021
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Thu Sep 15, 2005 6:06 am

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 23):
I am not sure anybody complained directly to the mods. Someone IM'd me about it which is why I posted. I didn't ask for it to be locked and neither did the person who IM'd. Oh well.

enough about that...spilt milk.....forward and onward!

Now, we need a uniform for Stevie the Wonder Intern (BCAInfosys). I hereby authorize a design contest for Stevie the Wonder Interns uniform and I want to see pictures of the uniform displaying extreme creativity and cruelt...I mean innovation.

Best design gets the title of Official Uniform Designer and a free one year subscription to the website.  Wink
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Thu Sep 15, 2005 6:23 am

Brad, (Desertjets)

Welcome aboard, L-a-B is always pleased to hire determined and dynamic team members.
Since we are not an equal opportunity employer but a better opportunity employer may I suggest you change your humble signature from "low level admin" to "international quality assurance assessment officer & expert statistician".

SlamClick has the right idea for the cabin, let's call for candidate stewardesses with classy uniforms, perhaps something along the 60's Pan Am (aka Jane Mansfield-type) with up-to-date fashion clothing.
ps: is it reasonable to leave the selection procedure to him...alone...or should we set up a working committee ? ...I mean I do not want to see our Chief Pilot getting undue stress and workload from those non-tech/ops matters.
Perhaps Superfly would not mind having a say..and GKirk could keep our back up copy of the applications and photo sessions during the upcoming long Scottish winter.
 
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Thu Sep 15, 2005 6:27 am

SlamClick doesn't have anybody reporting to him. Stevie the Wonder Intern has had interest in joining the military in the past so I think some time working with ole Slam will be good for him. Ian, you and Larry can use him for your errands...I mean enrichment duties....as Slam allows. Maybe if Stevie's lucky Slam will send him to get prop wash. Maybe if he's really lucky Slam will let him help with 'stew' selection.  Big grin

I cannot wait to see the uniform submissions!!

I'm working on the org chart now and will replace the above images. Hey, if anybody has a better idea on how to get an Excel spreadsheet posted here, I'd love to hear it. Taking screenshots of print previews just isn't cutting it.  Smile
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Thu Sep 15, 2005 6:34 am

Well, Iakobos...sorry...actually I'm going to have DesertJets report to Highheels (Mrs. Mirrodie). She's already the 2nd VP of Quality Assurance so he will be a better fit there.
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Thu Sep 15, 2005 6:34 am

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 26):
Taking screenshots of print previews just isn't cutting it.

When i clicked on them they opened in a separate window and were real easy to read, maybe, if this works every time we can just put an advisory under the pics.

Don't make the mistake i made yesterday (thankfully i was cooking not rubbing) and use Chili Olive Oil, man, that was a shock to the system!!!!
We, the undersigned, do hereby consent.....
 
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Thu Sep 15, 2005 6:50 am

Quoting DesertJets (Reply 18):
April, Phyllis should have a pic of me. I am in any number of the random pics taken at the YYZ meet last July. In case you forgot my face I was wearing the Virginia shirt.

Ah....not to worry I'll go thru my pics and be sure to find one of you!!!  yes  And welcome aboard!!!!

Quoting DL021 (Reply 24):
Now, we need a uniform for Stevie the Wonder Intern (BCAInfosys). I hereby authorize a design contest for Stevie the Wonder Interns uniform and I want to see pictures of the uniform displaying extreme creativity and cruelt...I mean innovation.

Best design gets the title of Official Uniform Designer and a free one year subscription to the website.

Stevie.....the Wonder Intern.....ah look out!!! I'm working on your new uniform as I type!!! LOL

Quoting Jafa39 (Reply 28):

Don't make the mistake i made yesterday (thankfully i was cooking not rubbing) and use Chili Olive Oil, man, that was a shock to the system!!!!

 rotfl   rotfl .....ah now that sounds HOT!!!

Oh....for those who I don't already have pics of...please send them to me and I'll continue to add you to the staff page!!!

Phyllis  bouncy 

Superfly......see what you have started!!! LMAO
 
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Thu Sep 15, 2005 6:52 am

Oh, and here is the staff page showing who is currently onboard!!!!

I just thought I'd move it over from the first part of the thread....



Phyllis  bouncy 
 
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Thu Sep 15, 2005 6:55 am

Wait? I thought I had an insignificant (but neverless deserving of a picture) job!
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Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:00 am

Then send a pic in to Phyllis and she'll get it on the staff photo page!
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Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:01 am

Does phyllis have MSN? Or should I email it?
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Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:03 am

Quoting KiwiNanday (Reply 31):
Wait? I thought I had an insignificant (but neverless deserving of a picture) job!

Kiwi.....you can send me a pic and I'll put it on!!!

April, I guess the best type of uniform is one that would attract the ladies??? Right??? I think I have just the one.....  rotfl 

Phyllis  bouncy 
 
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Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:06 am

This?


Phyllis, what should I email you at, or do you have MSN?
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Thu Sep 15, 2005 9:14 am

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 27):
actually I'm going to have DesertJets report to Highheels (Mrs. Mirrodie). She's already the 2nd VP of Quality Assurance

Sorry, I did not follow up properly on the staff extensions...but, do I see a small conflict of interest there, a client becoming QC staff for his supplier ?
 
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Thu Sep 15, 2005 11:26 am

Quoting Iakobos (Reply 36):
Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 27):
actually I'm going to have DesertJets report to Highheels (Mrs. Mirrodie). She's already the 2nd VP of Quality Assurance

Sorry, I did not follow up properly on the staff extensions...but, do I see a small conflict of interest there, a client becoming QC staff for his supplier ?

Please people.... don't fight over little old me.

And no offense to you Iakbos... but I much rather prefer working underneath women.



Before I commit myself is there some sort of brochure or fancy PR packet you can send me so I can familiarize myself with the services offered? Oh and one more thing... is parking included or do I have to pay for that myself?


And can I get a better title... like Supervising Quality Control Engineer?

[Edited 2005-09-15 04:27:52]
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Thu Sep 15, 2005 11:51 am

Hey, you guys got any room for a good hardworking guy with great leadership skills in this organization? I would really like to be part of Lube a Boob if possible.

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Thu Sep 15, 2005 11:58 am

Quoting DesertJets (Reply 37):
Before I commit myself is there some sort of brochure or fancy PR packet you can send me so I can familiarize myself with the services offered? Oh and one more thing... is parking included or do I have to pay for that myself? And can I get a better title... like Supervising Quality Control Engineer?

Apparently our friend DesertJets does not realize what an honour it is to work as part of Lube-A-Boob, LLC. Sir, all you need to know is on this thread and the other one. Parking is not included but you get rides on the Connie whenever SlamClick is in a suitable mood. And I remind you that it was you who requested your current title of Quality Control Technician.

If you don't like it...KROC hasn't earned his retainer lately. We could set up a meeting between the two of you.  Smile

Navymidn, sure, we're always happy to consider applications. What kind of job are you interested in? What are your qualifications?
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Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:06 pm

I would like to volunteer to be official applier- Gulf Coast and Caribbean.

I work cheap.

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Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:13 pm

Quoting TPASXM787 (Reply 40):
I would like to volunteer to be official applier- Gulf Coast and Caribbean.

I work cheap.

Ya, where's the HR dept in this company? Do I have to pee in a cup and mail it off to someone? What do I do to apply? Big grin
 
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Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:25 pm

I am formally submitting my application to be a van crew member: Hubcap washer, doorbell ringer, and target for angry ladies who don't want their boobs lubed and decide to take it out with eggs.
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Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:34 pm

If possible, I would prefer the security department. Qualifications wise, I am in the Navy Reserve, and have experience in the security field, specifically I am in my third year as a member of the force providing security to Purdue's Ross-Ade football stadium, and am currently a security supervisor there. I also have experience in dealing with knife wielding muggers.

That's about it.

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Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:38 pm

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 39):
Apparently our friend DesertJets does not realize what an honour it is to work as part of Lube-A-Boob, LLC. Sir, all you need to know is on this thread and the other one. Parking is not included but you get rides on the Connie whenever SlamClick is in a suitable mood. And I remind you that it was you who requested your current title of Quality Control Technician.

April... I'll then retract my complaint. Though I will state that I did only suggest the position not the title. But to repent I'll bring coffee (Tim's) for a week.
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RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob

Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:50 pm

yes... im still surprised im not part of the staff... LOFL.

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RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob

Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:54 pm

Quoting LFutia (Reply 45):
yes... im still surprised im not part of the staff... LOFL.

We're not! We don't wanna scare away our clients! I've seen the Self-Pic threads. That was the sole reason for your rejection.  razz 
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RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob

Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:58 pm

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 46):
We're not! We don't wanna scare away our clients! I've seen the Self-Pic threads. That was the sole reason for your rejection

That stings.
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RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob

Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:25 pm

Quoting DLKAPA (Reply 47):
That stings.

Not the "razz".. it was just non-av humor my friend. Try to have some.
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RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob

Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:33 pm

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 46):
We're not! We don't wanna scare away our clients! I've seen the Self-Pic threads. That was the sole reason for your rejection.

Horseshit. uhh its good to have people who speak more than 2 languages.

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