MidnightMike
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Toughest Man Of The Year (Stitches On Penis)

Thu Sep 15, 2005 11:52 am

Chavdar Yankow, 21, sustained a three-inch gash playing for Hamburg 96 in Germany.

Amazingly, after the painful incident Yankow returned to the pitch and played on.


http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-13437430,00.html?f=rss

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RE: Toughest Man Of The Year (Stiches On Penis)

Thu Sep 15, 2005 11:53 am

Talk about spit your teeth out and play like a man!!!
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RE: Toughest Man Of The Year (Stitches On Penis)

Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:18 pm

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 1):
Talk about spit your teeth out and play like a man!!!

Who are you kidding, just the thought of it has me bending over in pain  Smile
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RE: Toughest Man Of The Year (Stitches On Penis)

Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:27 pm

My scrotum hurts just reading this...
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RE: Toughest Man Of The Year (Stitches On Penis)

Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:30 pm

Quoting DLKAPA (Reply 3):
My scrotum hurts just reading this...

What are you talking about? You don't have a scrotum.
 
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RE: Toughest Man Of The Year (Stitches On Penis)

Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:40 pm

Nice one Coz, but in reality



You're goin back to the bench where you're the most useful.
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RE: Toughest Man Of The Year (Stitches On Penis)

Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:46 pm

D'oh, foiled again!  cry 
 
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RE: Toughest Man Of The Year (Stitches On Penis)

Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:53 pm

You should be used to the feeling of failure by now.
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RE: Toughest Man Of The Year (Stitches On Penis)

Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:30 pm

Quoting DLKAPA (Reply 7):
You should be used to the feeling of failure by now.

Isn't that what the doctor told your mom when you popped out?
 
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RE: Toughest Man Of The Year (Stitches On Penis)

Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:36 pm

Quoting TheCoz (Reply 8):
Isn't that what the doctor told your mom when you popped out?

No, that's what your kindergarten teacher told you after your 3rd year in her class.
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RE: Toughest Man Of The Year (Stitches On Penis)

Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:43 pm

Quoting DLKAPA (Reply 9):
No, that's what your kindergarten teacher told you after your 3rd year in her class.

Ouch...  Sad
 
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RE: Toughest Man Of The Year (Stitches On Penis)

Thu Sep 15, 2005 3:56 pm

Meeow! You guys are going at it like women. Like something out of "Bring it on"...

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RE: Toughest Man Of The Year (Stitches On Penis)

Thu Sep 15, 2005 4:24 pm

Actually the guy did play on AND HE SCORED!!!

Gives me second thoughts about what to do as a coach if my strikers refuse to score  Wink Big grin
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RE: Toughest Man Of The Year (Stitches On Penis)

Thu Sep 15, 2005 4:30 pm

Quoting Andreas (Reply 12):
Gives me second thoughts about what to do as a coach if my strikers refuse to score

You can do it on Jon Dahl Tomasson and Jesper Grønkjær Big grin
 
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RE: Toughest Man Of The Year (Stitches On Penis)

Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:24 pm

Quoting OYRJA (Reply 13):
You can do it on Jon Dahl Tomasson and Jesper Grønkjær

Why should I?? Jon Dahl scores on a regular basis now...and I really don't want to declare war on all Danish girls age 15-30, who are obviously fans of JDT and certainly would hate me for cutting up their dream man. And Jesper is getting better and better....
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RE: Toughest Man Of The Year (Stitches On Penis)

Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:53 pm

Quoting Andreas (Reply 14):
Why should I?? Jon Dahl scores on a regular basis now...and I really don't want to declare war on all Danish girls age 15-30, who are obviously fans of JDT and certainly would hate me for cutting up their dream man. And Jesper is getting better and better....

Why???? Because the sure cant score on the national team. And thats where they are supposed to score and not in a minor club like Stuttgart  Wink
 
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RE: Toughest Man Of The Year (Stitches On Penis)

Thu Sep 15, 2005 6:48 pm

Erm..JDT scored in most games...he's got, what...75 games or so, and nearly 40 goals..not bad for a striker!

Quoting OYRJA (Reply 15):
And thats where they are supposed to score and not in a minor club like Stuttgart

See that's the big error...Stuttgart pays his rent, and not those crazy Danes, and he knows that! Big grin
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RE: Toughest Man Of The Year (Stitches On Penis)

Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:22 pm

Quoting Andreas (Reply 16):
Erm..JDT scored in most games...he's got, what...75 games or so, and nearly 40 goals..not bad for a striker!

Thats true of course. But he always score when we don't need it. He never really focuses on the big games like he should. But thankfully we have Søren Larsen from Schalke04 now. He knows how to score in crucial moments  Smile
 
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RE: Toughest Man Of The Year (Stitches On Penis)

Thu Sep 15, 2005 8:45 pm

Quoting OYRJA (Reply 17):
He knows how to score in crucial moments

Right...like in Eindhoven for example  Wink Big grin Big grin Big grin

JDT knows that, too...he prefers the crucial moments of his club!! Jon Dahl, we love you Big grin
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RE: Toughest Man Of The Year (Stitches On Penis)

Thu Sep 15, 2005 8:46 pm

Quoting Andreas (Reply 18):
Right...like in Eindhoven for example

He got pushed in the back!!! Big grin
 
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RE: Toughest Man Of The Year (Stitches On Penis)

Thu Sep 15, 2005 8:49 pm

Ah yes...in the back...right! Bloody Dutch cowards...always from behind, no matter where Big grin Big grin Big grin
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