texan
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Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day

Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:35 am

Arrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!

Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says, "What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrggggggghhhhhh, it be drivin' me nuts!"

Have a good one, y'all!

Texan
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gkirk
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RE: Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day

Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:37 am

Quoting Texan (Thread starter):
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says, "What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrggggggghhhhhh, it be drivin' me nuts!"

LMFAO  rotfl 
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RE: Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day

Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:40 am

Avast ye scurvy swabs! I'll keelhaul the lot of ye!
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gkirk
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RE: Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day

Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:41 am

Quoting LHMark (Reply 2):
Avast ye scurvy swabs! I'll keelhaul the lot of ye!

Translated to English:
"Give me something for free or I will kill you all"
When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
 
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RE: Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day

Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:55 am

"Cap'n Pugwash!"
"hello Master Bates! Where's Seaman Staines?"
"He's down below with Roger the cabin boy!"
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RE: Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day

Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:56 am





GAAAAAAAAARH

Steve the pirate!
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RE: Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day

Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:57 am

Hello, I'm with the IRS, I'm here to audit your return.

(real pirates are scary aren't they?)
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texan
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RE: Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day

Tue Sep 20, 2005 5:10 am

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 1):
LMFAO
Shiver me timbers!

 Smile Glad you liked it, Gkirk! Happy Pirate Day!

Texan
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RE: Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day

Tue Sep 20, 2005 5:29 am

Quoting SlamClick (Reply 6):
Hello, I'm with the IRS, I'm here to audit your return.

(real pirates are scary aren't they?)

 eyepopping   scared  scared  scared  scared  faint 

EEEK!!!! Stop scaring the children!
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RE: Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day

Tue Sep 20, 2005 7:14 am

What does a pirate say when he sees a woman with a huge arse?

"A vast behind there land lubbers!"
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