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Has Your Parents Ever Caught You?

Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:09 am

That mean´s for everything.

Sex, drugs, drunk whatever.

As I have divorced parents, and I left my mom´s quite early, she didn´t have much time to "find" me doing much. I´m sure she knew I was high sometimes, but never said anything.

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RE: Has Your Parents Ever Caught You?

Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:27 am

Quoting Erikwilliam (Thread starter):
Sex, drugs, drunk whatever.

Yes!

At first I have to say that I have pretty cool parents, the are not very old (my mother is 18 years older than me and my father is 20 years older than me).

Alcohol: I was drunken for the first time with 14, they notice it when I came home but didn't make much trouble, only the usual blah, blah

Drugs: My mother found dope in the pocket of my jacket when I was 17 or so. I expected real trouble but my parents didn't say anything except something the usual: "Drugs are bad, mmmmmkay".

Sex: A couple of years ago I banged my girlfriend in my room and - apparently - we were pretty loud, too bad that my parent's bedroom was on the same level. On the next day my mother came to me and said something like: "It is nice that you love each other so much but please be a bit quieter next time". Big grin

As for alcohol and dope, my parents never said anything (of course they didn't let me drink when I was younger than the official age, 16), probably because they saw that I can handle the stuff and because I was not drunken/high most of the time.

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Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:38 am

My parents have caught me drunk once. I came home at about 2am, and must have made a lot of noise. I went upstairs, managed to take my contacts out, and then puked. Sitting on the ground next to the toilet, I turned around, and my mom was just standing there. Saying she wasn't happy is an understatement. And of course the Wawa incident I mentioned in the other thread.  Wink

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RE: Has Your Parents Ever Caught You?

Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:38 am

Got home drunk once... Couldnt open the door so I fell asleep on the porch. Parents were walking from the neighbors going away party at a.m..... found me sleeping (passed out) with a bottle as pillow.

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RE: Has Your Parents Ever Caught You?

Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:42 am

Never been caught.

Although I will say I walked in on my parents once getting it on.... they left their door open!! Needless to say, that was one of the most disturbing moments of my life...
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RE: Has Your Parents Ever Caught You?

Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:44 am

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 1):
It is nice that you love each other so much but please be a bit quieter next time

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RE: Has Your Parents Ever Caught You?

Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:45 am

Yes to all of the above. Damn... they must have thought I'm a failure back then!
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Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:59 am

My parents never caught me drinking, smoking, or getting high. Long, long ago, my dad did walk in on my boyfriend and I shagging one time. 'Nuff said....

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RE: Has Your Parents Ever Caught You?

Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:04 am

Stepmother found a porn mag I'd left lying around my bedroom when I was about 15. She told me, quite sternly, that she didn't care what I read but I should be more careful as my little sister might stumble upon it.

She was a humorless little cow and, thankfully, my father has traded her in for a better model.
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RE: Has Your Parents Ever Caught You?

Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:40 am

Quoting BAxMAN (Reply 8):
She was a humorless little cow and, thankfully, my father has traded her in for a better model.

Damn, that's heartless Big grin

Never been caught  Smile

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RE: Has Your Parents Ever Caught You?

Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:42 am

My dad caught me smoking a cigarette once. I was trying one that a friend gave me. He just said its bad and not to let my mom find out.

I have tried marijuana a few times and I have told my parents. They know I am smarter than to use it frequently or in an unsafe way. They told me about when they tried it. I had no reason to hide that I tried it. They didn't mind.

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Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:51 am

They havn't caught me, but I've caught them  Wink

It takes all of one margarita to get my mother blazed, so that's a regular occurance anytime we eat Mexican. Oh yeah, and: Italian, Chinese, American, Mongolian, and Thai. Talk about a lightweight

Never seen my father drunk. He really doesn't drink much at all.

When I was 4, definitly walked into my parents bedroom while they were getting it on. Didn't really put 2+2 together until I was 13.
 
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Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:02 am

One story here ...

I smoked a cigarette in my grandfather's house. He did not permit smoking at all. It was very cold outside (Blue Bell, Pennsylvania).

I managed to smoke a cigarette inside bathroom. Smoke disappeared fast (high venting). No smoking odor (door completely shut). I dumped the cigarette butt in the toilet. Flushed. I was pretty safe.

The next day my grandfather .. I do not know how he did it .. he found the butt! And came to me and "You smoked in the bathroom!"

That was like 10 years ago.

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RE: Has Your Parents Ever Caught You?

Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:27 am

Quoting BAxMAN (Reply 8):
She was a humorless little cow and, thankfully, my father has traded her in for a better model.

Damn, I laughed my ass off! I know that is cruel but, couldn't help it.

BTW, one time I was whipping the skippy fantasizing about eating out Phoebe Cates after I saw the movie Private School. I shot my jizz and oops, my parent's brain dead kitty snuck into my room and caught the cum trails of my efforts. My mom freaked out but, I was able to con her into thinking that I splashed Comet on his head.

And, even farther back into time, I was 13, I was dickey rubbing in the shitter and my little sister yelled; stop playing with your self!" I cussed her our from my state of nirvanna on the throne and called her a retarded dairy goat with plenty of 4 letter words thrown in. My parents heard me and laid me out.



Well, it was goodbye to[ Marcia Brady in one of her miniskirts showing trim (my masturbation fantassy during that episode) All I could then think of was fat dairy-goats so, I went as limp as a wet noodle and then had to endure the wrath of my parents.
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RE: Has Your Parents Ever Caught You?

Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:31 am

Quoting Zippyjet (Reply 13):

You sure did/do like your masturbating eh Zippy! :-p
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RE: Has Your Parents Ever Caught You?

Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:34 am

Quoting JAGflyer (Reply 14):
You sure did/do like your masturbating eh Zippy! :-p

Does a body good! And, you get some good sized arms plus manuel dexterity! Now, nothing beats the real thing but, I'll whip the skippy before I lower my standards and say shag a plumper! Where do you think they got the term Fists of fury?
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RE: Has Your Parents Ever Caught You?

Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:41 am

Quoting Zippyjet (Reply 13):
I shot my jizz and oops, my parent's brain dead kitty snuck into my room and caught the cum trails of my efforts. My mom freaked out but, I was able to con her into thinking that I splashed Comet on his head.

Have you ever heard of tissues to clean up your mess??? Btw, if I were your mom, I would have flipped out too.... lol...that is something you should not have to come into contact with; your sons semen. gross.  yuck   yuck   crazy   crazy 

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RE: Has Your Parents Ever Caught You?

Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:57 am

Quoting AA777 (Reply 16):
Have you ever heard of tissues to clean up your mess???

Dude, I had and always have tissue at the ready after the big climax. But, that time, I was into the whole dream/fantassy sequence of me licking the luscious triangle patch of Phoebe as I starred in my early 1980's cinematic tour de force and then flipped her over for that special treat so, my trajectory was at hypersonic speed and hence, the load shot to high altitudes and that cat just so happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.
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RE: Has Your Parents Ever Caught You?

Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:03 am

Quoting Zippyjet (Reply 13):
I shot my jizz and oops, my parent's brain dead kitty snuck into my room and caught the cum trails of my efforts.

WAY too much information.  embarrassed 

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RE: Has Your Parents Ever Caught You?

Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:06 am

Quoting Diamond (Reply 18):
WAY too much information.

But, I had to set the scene for all of you and to answer the thread starter's question. And also a public service reminder that your cat can slip under the radar and get into strange things!
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RE: Has Your Parents Ever Caught You?

Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:10 am

yeh ive been caught havin a wank or two and uhh my dad's caught me with porn on the screen a few times... oops

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Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:42 am

i was about 17 on vacation w/ my folks in florida at a time share resort. i met a girl there my age and we had been messing around outside somewhere, when we decided to go back to my parents condo since they were out to a movie that night. sure enough, we were under the covers and i was on top when she whispered something i didn't understand and tapped me on the shoulder, i stopped, noticed her pointing, and looked at the door that was open to the bedroom. there stood my mother, with a quote i will never forget to make things as comfortable as possible; "jonathan, are there two pairs of feet under that blanket?" i was in disbelief. a moment later, my dad pops his head in the door and just gives me this stupid laugh and closes the door behind him. the girl i was with, peggy, refused to keep going and said she would not leave the room until my parents were in THEIR bedroom so nobody would see her. so i had to step outside, horribly embarassed, and explain the situation. my father, being the comic he is, simply said "jonathan, if you need some time with a girl and don't want us around, leave a sign on the door that says 'busy.....please return in 5 minutes' " it was nice to know they took it lightly and nothing worse happened
 
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RE: Has Your Parents Ever Caught You?

Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:53 am

I am one in a family of drunks, so being 'caught' drinking was hardly ever a problem!

I have been caught smoking, but both my parents smoked when she was in college so they were hardly in a position to say anything to me!

As for sex, I haven't even been caught in a compromising position by anyone. But the boyfriend has been a regular feature at the breakfast table. That should put paid to that!

I have walked in on my parents once though (and since blocked the incident completely from my mind).
 
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RE: Has Your Parents Ever Caught You?

Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:57 am

Ok I admit it. My dad has caught me on porn once and whenever he comes in I right away flip to a different screen even if browsing some none porn thing. I am sure he suspects it (and he even asks me in a joking way if I am looking at "naked ladies") He knows I am in "the young horny stage" so he probably doesn't care. I'm lucky though since I have my own computer in my room.

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RE: Has Your Parents Ever Caught You?

Fri Sep 23, 2005 3:01 pm

Quoting BAxMAN (Reply 8):
She was a humorless little cow and, thankfully, my father has traded her in for a better model.

 rotfl 

My parents caught me drunk a few times when I was still in school, apart from that, i'm Mr Clean  Wink



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RE: Has Your Parents Ever Caught You?

Fri Sep 23, 2005 3:08 pm

My parents don't know i've smoked a bit of pot a couple of years ago. I haven't been caught gaving sex, although my brother has. My dad walked in on them at it, needless to say, she was thrown out of the house and my brother got a rollicking. My folks don't mind me beng drunk, cos they are every weekend.
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Fri Sep 23, 2005 3:19 pm

A lady who works for my family, told us one day that she walked into her house after a long day at work, and went upstairs to find her son on top of some girl, really going at it.... she kicked him out of the house, kicked her out of the house, screaming of course. She said she cried and had to leave to house and go stay at her friends house for the rest of the day... lol... poor lady, she's very Catholic so the idea that her son isnt a Virgin, and SEEING that in your her house taking place...well i guess I would be upset too. lol.... she got over it now... and he has a daughter & is married to the same girl she caught him with.... go figure.

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RE: Has Your Parents Ever Caught You?

Fri Sep 23, 2005 3:24 pm

Not that they've caught me... but I once called home while I was drunk and my sister put me on loudspeaker, so that my mom heard everything... The only thing my mom said, when I got home, is that I looked hungover (and there was me wondering how the hell she had found out Big grin)... does that count? Big grin
 
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RE: Has Your Parents Ever Caught You?

Fri Sep 23, 2005 5:46 pm

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 1):
"It is nice that you love each other so much but please be a bit quieter next time".

 bigthumbsup 
OMG.

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Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:00 pm

Parents nor kids have ever caught me and my wife.

Before my wife and I were married, she was visiting from Kansas City, and I was still living at my folks' house. They said they were going to their RV park, some 30 miles away, for the night, and that my brother wouldn't be in from Toledo till the next moring, so, of course, we took adavantage of having the house to ourselves.  Smile

Wake up, oh, about 7am the next morning, and we're fooling around, when I hear-MY MOM'S voice upstairs, saying "Good morning!". I race into my bedroom, and leave my soon-to-be wife in her bedroom! Plus-my brother showed up at about 3am, I guess, and we had no clue.

Oh, and my wife, when she went back to Missouri, left her pills there. My mom gave them to her next time she came back.  boggled 
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RE: Has Your Parents Ever Caught You?

Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:11 pm

My father caught me smoking a cigarette when I was 14. Thought he was going to teach me a lesson; gave me a cigar made me smoke it. He thought that the cigar would make me sick; I did turn several shades of green, but in the end, he taught me to smoke cigars, not cigarettes. End of the lesson.
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RE: Has Your Parents Ever Caught You?

Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:13 pm

My mum found my 'w*** sock' under my bed. She immediatley boil washed it with Daz. That would be a real challenge for the effectivness of modern detergents.

I was worried when I found my old, crusty sock missing and very embarassed!
 
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RE: Has Your Parents Ever Caught You?

Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:22 pm

Never been caught doin anything, though I should have, I'm sure.
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RE: Has Your Parents Ever Caught You?

Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:26 pm

Quoting AA777 (Reply 16):
Have you ever heard of tissues to clean up your mess???

Oh, God, that reminds of when me and my classmates moved into our dorm in Japan for the summer. The caretaker gave us pillows and blankets, and a box of tissues. But only for the guys! "Omiyage" he said, which means present... They must have some pretty funny perceptions of young Swedes...

Quoting Orion737 (Reply 31):
I was worried when I found my old, crusty sock missing and very embarassed!

Man, that's just plain old unhygenic! If you insist on using a sock, wash it yourself. Often!

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RE: Has Your Parents Ever Caught You?

Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:26 pm

Ok. Il confess. I was at my parent house, bored.. decide to loook at porn on my dads computer whose screen faces the door (stupid, stupid). Well mother comes in an asks me "what are those men doing?"

I talked it off, told her it was an joke email my friend sent to me. Yea.. im pretty sure she knew what really going on. Im pretty certain this incident has given her more reasons to be certain that im gay  Smile
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RE: Has Your Parents Ever Caught You?

Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:34 pm

My father, having parked his car, looked through our lounge window and saw me, with my trousers down, holding my sergeant major and a tissue. He did not say anything.

While getting it on with a lass* when I must have been 14 or 15, her father knocked on the door and we had to expeditiously redress ourselves.

After stumbling into a former girlfriend’s house, we decided to have sex on her mother’s worktop. She took off her trousers and I took off mine. We were going at it when we heard a noise from upstairs. Jodi quickly moved onto the floor, her trousers still off but her top on. I quickly put my trousers back on and tried my hardest to hide by bulge. Jodi’s mother came into the kitchen, at which point I said: “Jodi – I told you not to get undressed on the floor!” In respect to her mother, we went upstairs and continued…

My dad has seen me in front of my computer, without trousers, a couple of times. I have always said ‘just changing,’ but I’m not sure whether he believes it.

I’m sure there’s some more experiences…

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Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:45 pm

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 1):
Alcohol: I was drunken

Wait till kirkie will ask you what "drunken" is  Wink

Yes, they caught me drinking, but for them that was nothing bad Big grin
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Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:42 am

Didn't do drugs, ever.
Didn't drink 'till I was in college.

Sex. Oh, this was a good one. My high school girlfriend, and I were fooling around in the back of the house. "Fooling around" as in just goofing off. My mom was in the living room, when the phone rang. I knew she'd be on the phone for a while, so I suggested we "have some fun". So we start rolling around in the hall, and one of our dogs wanders back and flops down, next to us. My girlfriend was very noisy, if you get my drift, when I realize I can't hear my mom on the phone anymore. From the other room, she yells, "What's all that noise?". I hear her tell her friend she needs to go see what's going on, so I yell back, "The dog is getting sick! I'll take care of it." Well, my girlfriend gets mad at her, 'cause I just equated her with the dog, so that tosses cold water on the fun.
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Sat Sep 24, 2005 5:49 am

me an my dad always get pissed and im 14 like on holiday he kept oddering me beers by the dozen.
i havent tried drugs and dont want to but ive had a couple of ciggarettes but i hate them
but the rest is another story  Wink
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Sat Sep 24, 2005 6:14 am

Never been caught doin anything...then again I don't do much anyway  innocent 
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Sat Sep 24, 2005 8:00 am

Blah, my mom once walked in my room mid-orgasm. (Self inflicted, of course Sad ) when I was about 14. I was under the sheets, but trying to answer her questions while all that was going on was extremely difficult. Phil, are you ready for dinner? Uh...ye...ah..uh....I..'ll b..e...the..re...in a mi..... That was one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. She looked at me funny, and walked out of the room.

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Sat Sep 24, 2005 8:15 am

when i was 13, i got caught stealing the family car. I used to take my dad's 1972 Peugeot 504 for joyrides with my friend next door whenever my dad was out of town.



for some unknown reason he came back a day early and the car was not there. My loud mouth little sister snitched on us. When we got back he waiting for us. I got a really good beating with the "belt" and car keys became a rare commidity from that day. My friend next door got off easy, his parents did not believe in spanking. I will never forget that day.
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Sat Sep 24, 2005 8:21 am

Not parents, but sometime last year, my friend and i decided to look at some porn at school (in a big open room  Wink) while there was nobody there. Then another friend came in and we asked him to watch out for teachers. He said yeah, but then about ten seconds later i saw a teacher poke his head around the door to find google with a load of naked women in it. Big grin

My friend was controlling the computer (i was just standing around) and quickly exited, then the teacher came in and asked what it was, and my friend said he was looking at pictures of an American Football team. Surprisingly he didn't get in trouble! Big grin

My parents don't mind if i drink alcohol. They know i'm not going to get drunk, and they know i'll only have the odd alchopop, and don't really care.

Would never smoke, so out of the equation.

Never been caught having sex (well i've only done it once - behind the groundsman's shed at my old school Big grin), and never been caught masturbating, though I did have an old plastic bottle that i used when i couldn't be bothered to do it over the loo or get a tissue, and my mum found that, so she must have been like what the hell.
 
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RE: Has Your Parents Ever Caught You?

Sat Sep 24, 2005 8:42 am

I haven't got caught really.

Once my mother walked in on me jerking off but I don't think she knew what I was doing (it wasn't very obvious plus the lights were out). I'm pretty sure that I was caught by my dad though. He never said anything though.

Otherwise, nothing more than getting caught after smoking a cigarette (when I was still young).

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Sat Sep 24, 2005 5:01 pm

Quoting Zippyjet (Reply 17):
Dude, I had and always have tissue at the ready after the big climax. But, that time, I was into the whole dream/fantassy sequence of me licking the luscious triangle patch of Phoebe as I starred in my early 1980's cinematic tour de force and then flipped her over for that special treat so, my trajectory was at hypersonic speed and hence, the load shot to high altitudes and that cat just so happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.

That has to be, BY FAR THE most graphic yet semi-entertaining statement I have heard in a while. I think everyone here feels the same as I do but don't have the balls to step forward and say so as you'll probably follow through with more of your 'dream'.

I drink frequently and my parents really don't care. When we travel they offer it to me but not to the point where I'm under the table. I take care of that on my own after they leave the room.

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Sat Sep 24, 2005 5:14 pm

When I was 17 I went to a disco about 10 miles from my house, I had a 50cc Suzuki and after the party I was a bit plastered, I remember riding the bike along this dark road that eventually had lights near a shopping centre and thinking "why is the white line on the left?" (We drive on the left here) oops wrong side of the road for a couple of miles.... made it home and into bed, or so I thought....

woke up in the morning to this knocking sound, I had fallen asleep on my bed still wearing my crash helmet LOL my dad was not impressed!
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baylorairbear
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RE: Has Your Parents Ever Caught You?

Sat Sep 24, 2005 5:38 pm

Quoting DfwRevolution (Reply 11):
Never seen my father drunk. He really doesn't drink much at all.

He's got your mom to deal with. Big grin

Quoting Zippyjet (Reply 15):
manuel

You named it Manuel?  Wink

Quoting Orion737 (Reply 31):
My mum found my 'w*** sock' under my bed.

You actually put a sock on your cock?!? I hope I'm misunderstanding, and that you just wipe with it.

I've never been caught by my parents, but I've been caught by everyone else doing everything. When my dad would wake us up, he would yell, "Drop your cocks, and grab your socks!" An old USMC thing.  Smile

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A330Fan
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RE: Has Your Parents Ever Caught You?

Sun Sep 25, 2005 6:54 am

My parents have seen me drunk loads of times and all my dad does is just laugh and make fun of me.... The worse was last xmas eve i had about 10 pints and i was absolutely piss drunk and just started getting sick when i got in the house and kept getting sick till about 5 in the morning. i was in such a state that i couldnt get out of bed to open my presents with my family on xmas morning and couldnt eat breakfast.... had a great appetite for xmas dinner though!!!  Smile

As for sex.... my sister walked in on me with my girlfriend (at that time) on top of me and just kinda figured out what me were doin and just walked out!! another time both our sets of parents had got together to have dinner and me and my girlfriend (at that time) took the liberty of going upstairs and having a quick bit of "fun" in the bathroom!!!
We need a place to kick it. Don't be selfish, Anton! No one else's parents are dead!
 
Salukipilot
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RE: Has Your Parents Ever Caught You?

Sun Sep 25, 2005 12:44 pm

Quoting Zippyjet (Reply 13):
BTW, one time I was whipping the skippy fantasizing about eating out Phoebe Cates after I saw the movie Private School



Quoting Zippyjet (Reply 13):
I was 13, I was dickey rubbing in the shitter and



Quoting Zippyjet (Reply 13):
Well, it was goodbye to[ Marcia Brady in one of her miniskirts showing trim (my masturbation fantassy during that episode)

You are the most descriptive man I have seen here, thank you.

Quoting Zippyjet (Reply 15):
I'll whip the skippy before I lower my standards and say shag a plumper!

Right on, my thoughts exactly!
Silver Airways Captain
 
adam
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RE: Has Your Parents Ever Caught You?

Sun Sep 25, 2005 3:18 pm

My parents tend to be absent minded toward my habbits. When my mom "caught" me smoking, she said "oh, so you're smoking now?" and I said yes, for a couple of months now. She grinned, replied "hm" and walked away.

My father walked in on me when I was 15 or so doin the dirty deed...I was in my bed he came up to wake me up not expecting me to be awake yet so he just opened the door...he didn't say anything about it.


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