theCoz
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Do The Chickens Have Large Talons?

Fri Sep 30, 2005 5:24 am

Quick...which movie is that from?


Here's another part I thought was funny:

Quote:

Napoleon Dynamite: [referring to Deb's milk] I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

 rotfl 

Quote:


Trisha: I wanted to thank you for the beautiful drawing you did of me. [Through gritted teeth]

Trisha: It's hanging in my *bedroom*.

Napoleon Dynamite: Really? It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.



Quote:

Kid on Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!



Quote:

Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?

Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!

Don: Did you shoot any?

Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?

Don: What kind of gun did you use?

Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

 rotfl   rotfl 




Who else thinks this movie is funny?
 
SYRGuy
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RE: Do The Chickens Have Large Talons?

Fri Sep 30, 2005 5:26 am

The movie may have been funny, but you arent.  Wink
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theCoz
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RE: Do The Chickens Have Large Talons?

Fri Sep 30, 2005 5:28 am

Quoting SYRGuy (Reply 1):
The movie may have been funny, but you arent.

I was actually Napolean's acting instructor.
 
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RE: Do The Chickens Have Large Talons?

Fri Sep 30, 2005 5:31 am

Quoting TheCoz (Reply 2):

I was actually Napolean's acting instructor.

Which is why now I'm thanking myself that I didnt see the movie.
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Evan767
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RE: Do The Chickens Have Large Talons?

Fri Sep 30, 2005 5:34 am

This movie is WAY too overrated.
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theCoz
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RE: Do The Chickens Have Large Talons?

Fri Sep 30, 2005 5:52 am

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Well that's interesting. Thank you everyone for such great input!    

[Edited 2005-09-29 23:04:15]
 
CactusA319
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RE: Do The Chickens Have Large Talons?

Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:05 am

When I first saw this movie I thought it was the most retarded thing ever made, but at the same time I was laughing becasue I was heavily intoxicated.

The dancing scene did it for me though. I was dying.

Now I own the DVD and am constantly quoting the damn thing.

"You got like 3 feet of air that time"
 
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RE: Do The Chickens Have Large Talons?

Fri Sep 30, 2005 7:13 am

It was funny, but not the typical laugh your ass off kind of funny.
 
senorcarnival
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RE: Do The Chickens Have Large Talons?

Fri Sep 30, 2005 8:40 am

As the wise Ralph Wiggum once said, "It's funny, but not haha funny." "So are you guys Pedros' cousins with all the sweet hookups?"
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RE: Do The Chickens Have Large Talons?

Fri Sep 30, 2005 9:30 pm

Quoting CactusA319 (Reply 6):
When I first saw this movie I thought it was the most retarded thing ever made, but at the same time I was laughing becasue I was heavily intoxicated.

The dancing scene did it for me though. I was dying.

Now I own the DVD and am constantly quoting the damn thing.

"You got like 3 feet of air that time"

I would have to agree. I saw the movie the first time and thought it was nothing but crap but then I was forced to see it again by my sister, who lives in Idaho, I guess I picked up on the humor because now I have the DVD and have watched it god knows how many times.

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RE: Do The Chickens Have Large Talons?

Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:46 pm

I saw the movie, and frankly I don't get why it is so funny. It does have a few good lines, but that is about it.

Maybe I am just not cool enough and don't get it.
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RE: Do The Chickens Have Large Talons?

Sun Oct 02, 2005 3:15 am

What is the movie about? Seriously, there is no plot line at all.

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RE: Do The Chickens Have Large Talons?

Sun Oct 02, 2005 9:59 am

Holly crap, BEST MOVIE EVER ( as i write this, its on HBO )

I agree though, the first time i watched it, i was like..This is it??? THIS IS WHAT EVERYONE TALKED ABOUT?!!? but, dang, i can watch that thing all the time, and im starting to quote lines from it all the time..."Is Grandma There..?"
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RE: Do The Chickens Have Large Talons?

Sun Oct 02, 2005 10:08 am

"Hey Napoleon, let me get your tots!"
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senorcarnival
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RE: Do The Chickens Have Large Talons?

Sun Oct 02, 2005 10:37 am

"We both know I'm training to be a cage fighter.
Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time!"

"If you study with my eight-week program you will learn a system of self defense that I developed over two seasons of fighting in the Octagon."
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RE: Do The Chickens Have Large Talons?

Sun Oct 02, 2005 10:38 am

Welcome to last year, you idiot.
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RE: Do The Chickens Have Large Talons?

Sun Oct 02, 2005 10:41 am

Quoting TheCoz (Reply 2):
I was actually Napolean's acting instructor.

Why do I not believe this, LOL!! You mean JON HEDER's Acting Instructor?  Yeah sure

I like when Napoleon says "Pedro offers you his protection" and then in the next scene, the guy is trying to steal the bike and "Pedros Cousins with all the sweet hookups" pulls up with a VOTE FOR PEDRO sign on their car and forcefully shake their heads and the guy runs off. LMAO!!!
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