I've had the opportunity a couple of times but it really isnt worth the hassle - there isnt room and to be honest - although you may enjoy it, she wont as its going to do little for her you battering away while she's stood up. You could get creative i suppose but there really isnt room. If you really cant wait then some finger action underneath the blankets should last you!
Just out of interest - which aircraft type has the biggest toilets? Are they all standard size? What about the downstairs loos on the UK charter A330s?
I wonder if you could bribe a purser to "borrow" a crew rest bunk for half an hour?
Saying that arent QR
introducing suites that curtain off? Thats your solution right there. All you need now is the US$12,000 to fly EK
F-Class to New York so you can really enjoy it with plenty of time!
What do you mean you dont have any bourbon? Do you know how far it is to Houston? What kind of airline is this???