rsmith6621a
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Bush Sucked Into..........Joke

Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:11 am

Ralph Nader, Al Gore, and George W. Bush go to a fitness spa for some fun.

After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decide to visit the men's room and they find a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance who says:

"Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror, that, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be rewarded with your wish. But, be warned, if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"

The men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Ralph Nader steps
up and says, "I think I'm the most truthful of us three," and he suddenly finds the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.

Al Gore steps up and says, "I think I'm the most ambitious of us three," and in an instant, he was surrounded by a pile of money to fund his next Presidential Campaign.

Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, George W. Bush looks into the mirror and says, "I think...", and is promptly sucked into the mirror.
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TedTAce
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Bush Sucked Into..........Joke

Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:12 pm

LOL... Randy made a funny  Smile
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Bush Sucked Into..........Joke

Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:19 pm

ROTFLMAO!  rotfl 
Pretty funny and oh so true  Wink
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Matt27
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RE: Bush Sucked Into..........Joke

Thu Oct 13, 2005 8:36 pm

LOL  rotf   rotf   rotf 
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