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jetjack74
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Tired Of His Womanizing, Wife Cuts Husband’s Penis

Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:06 am

Wouldn't want to be this guy. Looks like she went to Lorena Bobbit's marraige seminar.If you're going to cheat, beware of crazy wife
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RE: Tired Of His Womanizing, Wife Cuts Husband’s Penis

Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:23 am

Damn, I saw womanizing, and thought that Hillary finally got fed up with Bill Big grin

Anyways, damn, note to self: never cheat, or marry a psycho
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RE: Tired Of His Womanizing, Wife Cuts Husband’s Penis

Fri Oct 14, 2005 12:23 pm

Do you think she had it bronzed and mounted to display on the coffee table for all their guests?

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RE: Tired Of His Womanizing, Wife Cuts Husband’s Penis

Fri Oct 14, 2005 12:25 pm

One of the only times I would contemplate killing.

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RE: Tired Of His Womanizing, Wife Cuts Husband’s Penis

Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:58 pm

Yeek has Lorraine Bobbit taken up marriage guidance now? I think Bill Clinton should be getting a tad worried about now scared 
 
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RE: Tired Of His Womanizing, Wife Cuts Husband’s Penis

Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:59 pm

We had a case last year.

Guy got it cut off, girl flushed it down the john.

The police called the local water/wastewater utility to come and remove the toilet, and the member was found in the trap.

It was successfully re-attached.

But it does raise the question....at what point do you decide that you don't want it back?
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RE: Tired Of His Womanizing, Wife Cuts Husband’s Penis

Fri Oct 14, 2005 4:19 pm

Quoting L-188 (Reply 5):
But it does raise the question....at what point do you decide that you don't want it back?

They can pry it from my cold dead body...being that it is a monument and all...
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RE: Tired Of His Womanizing, Wife Cuts Husband’s Penis

Fri Oct 14, 2005 5:32 pm

Ouch my balls just clenched!
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RE: Tired Of His Womanizing, Wife Cuts Husband’s Penis

Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:23 pm

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

This thread can not die quickly enough.
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RE: Tired Of His Womanizing, Wife Cuts Husband’s Penis

Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:29 pm

How do you not wake up before the chick makes a clean cut of your member?
 
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RE: Tired Of His Womanizing, Wife Cuts Husband’s Penis

Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:52 pm

Quoting KROC (Reply 9):
How do you not wake up before the chick makes a clean cut of your member?

Reallllllyyyyyyy Sharp knife...

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RE: Tired Of His Womanizing, Wife Cuts Husband’s Penis

Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:40 pm

This gives a whole new meaning to the question the Cut or Uncut?  duck   Silly
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RE: Tired Of His Womanizing, Wife Cuts Husband’s Penis

Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:43 pm

Well, in spite of all the tremendous advances in medical technology, this is one "spare part" that you cannot order yet.

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