leigh pilgrim
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Noooooooo! You Complete Plonker!

Sat Oct 15, 2005 2:01 am

I am sooo angry, when is Carl gonna get it in his head that Izzy is the biggest waste of space ever, hes so stupid!!!

PLEASE ANYONE IN OZZ, TELL ME THIS WILL ALL STOP SOON!!

For those of you who have no idear what Im talking about, its 'Neighbours'!!!!!
 
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RE: Noooooooo! You Complete Plonker!

Sat Oct 15, 2005 2:32 am

I'll let you into a secret:















It's not real.
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leigh pilgrim
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RE: Noooooooo! You Complete Plonker!

Sat Oct 15, 2005 3:08 am

Yes, I wondered how long it would take for someone to post that........!
 
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RE: Noooooooo! You Complete Plonker!

Sat Oct 15, 2005 3:51 am

What the hell is a Plonker?

Is that like a Twonk?

The British have the best insults.
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RE: Noooooooo! You Complete Plonker!

Sat Oct 15, 2005 4:01 am

A plonker is the polite way of calling someone a pr*ck!
 
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RE: Noooooooo! You Complete Plonker!

Sat Oct 15, 2005 4:04 am

i love the fact that he was going off his nut until he finds out he raped her, then its suddenly all ok!

Wasnt it the fact that she lied that got him annoyed to start with? It cant be the sleeping with someone else, as Karl knows she was with Guss b4 she met him!

Stupid idiot.

Oh, and whats with all the old characters coming back? Dave Bishop + Family, then paul, now Annalise and phil + friend!

Despirate for characters? Why not bring Anne and Flic back, then do a late night edition Big grin
 
leigh pilgrim
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RE: Noooooooo! You Complete Plonker!

Sat Oct 15, 2005 4:36 am

Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 5):
Oh, and whats with all the old characters coming back? Dave Bishop + Family, then paul, now Annalise and phil + friend!

Despirate for characters? Why not bring Anne and Flic back, then do a late night edition

Its the 20th Anniversary of the show!!!!, its amazing how they all appear suddenly!!
 
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RE: Noooooooo! You Complete Plonker!

Sat Oct 15, 2005 1:02 pm

Neighbors taught me the Americans aren't the only ones who produce bad television.

Ugh!  ill 

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RE: Noooooooo! You Complete Plonker!

Sat Oct 15, 2005 4:46 pm

Good grief people actually watch Neighbours? What is it you Poms love about that show so much?  duck  I don't get it. Never have
 
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RE: Noooooooo! You Complete Plonker!

Sat Oct 15, 2005 7:35 pm

Looks like its time to get the gay bashing stick out... Neighbours really does seem to bring the queen out of even the straightest homo's

And for those who dont understand the word plonker...


dope, idiot, moron, wally, pillock, dunderhead, dimwit
You are such a plonker, Rodney.


[Edited 2005-10-15 12:38:15]
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RE: Noooooooo! You Complete Plonker!

Sat Oct 15, 2005 8:23 pm

Been watchin that show on and off since 85 Smile

Hate it when i miss it, but keep up to date on the net, and when at work, always make sure my lunchbrek is either on the first show, or the 2nd showing of it. I have a feeling Carl will find out soon, izzy will run in disgrace, not that she has not tried before, but shes such a evil COW. Karl ans susan will get back together me thinks, i dont know why, but they are made for each other
Where does the time go???
 
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RE: Noooooooo! You Complete Plonker!

Sat Oct 15, 2005 8:29 pm

If you're so desperate to see what is going to happen have a look at www.neighbours.com

I'd just like to add that Neighbours is the common denominator of all 18-21 year olds in full time education in the UK!  Wink

Mark

[Edited 2005-10-15 13:32:59]
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DaddiesSecret
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RE: Noooooooo! You Complete Plonker!

Sun Oct 16, 2005 2:18 am

have the australians ever made a watchable tv programme?
 
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RE: Noooooooo! You Complete Plonker!

Sun Oct 16, 2005 2:34 am

Used to watch Neighbours and A Country Practice from time to time till I got cable. Now I can't stand any soaps, although... earlier in the year I accidentally stumbled across Gilmore Girls and I'm utterly hooked. Not technically a soap, I suppose, as it has "seasons", but close. Waiting with baited breath for the current season to make its way over here. I want to move to Stars Hollow. Every other soap I'm aware of is complete junk food for the mind.
 
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RE: Noooooooo! You Complete Plonker!

Sun Oct 16, 2005 2:57 am

Quoting DaddiesSecret (Reply 12):
have the australians ever made a watchable tv programme?

they sure did, Bangkok Hilton , with Nicole Kidman before she ever heard of plastic chirurgie  Smile


And Flying Doctors was a very good tv show
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DaddiesSecret
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RE: Noooooooo! You Complete Plonker!

Sun Oct 16, 2005 3:05 am

Quoting DaddiesSecret (Reply 12):
have the australians ever made a watchable tv programme?

sorry, i forgot 'prisoner cell block h'!
 
leigh pilgrim
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RE: Noooooooo! You Complete Plonker!

Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:26 am

Quoting DaddiesSecret (Reply 12):
have the australians ever made a watchable tv programme?

Erm Id have to say yes,

Flying doctors
Police Rescue
Neighbours
Home and Away

Erm sorry for using the term 'plonker', it comers from 'Only Fools and Horses', that TV serise makes 'Friends' a load of rubbish! (ohhh Im gonna get hammered for that one, haha!)
 
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RE: Noooooooo! You Complete Plonker!

Sun Oct 16, 2005 11:53 pm

I miss Nabes. I used to watch it religiously in SYD, and have a major withdrawal episode when the show when on hiatus in the summer - aarghh !! I haven't watched it in years though. They don't have soaps in France, so I have to make do with Desperate Housewives in Italian.
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RE: Noooooooo! You Complete Plonker!

Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:08 am

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 17):
They don't have soaps in France

Yes, we know that.

Signed,

Those of us with noses.
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RE: Noooooooo! You Complete Plonker!

Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:12 am

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 18):
Those of us with noses.

There speaks the Sanitation Engineer. Get back in your sewer !
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RE: Noooooooo! You Complete Plonker!

Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:20 am

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 19):
There speaks the Sanitation Engineer. Get back in your sewer !

Pot. Kettle. Black
 duck 
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Logan22L
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RE: Noooooooo! You Complete Plonker!

Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:21 am

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 19):
There speaks the Sanitation Engineer. Get back in your sewer !

Welcome back - that was one long meal!

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RE: Noooooooo! You Complete Plonker!

Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:25 am

Fantastic Logan22L  bigthumbsup 
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RE: Noooooooo! You Complete Plonker!

Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:47 am

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 21):
Welcome back - that was one long meal!

I know - the government just extended the mandatory 2 hour lunch break to 3 months, in an effort to improve inefficiency and waste. Apparently not enough of us are going on strike, so they had to take drastic action. Ain't socialism wonderful ?
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RE: Noooooooo! You Complete Plonker!

Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:50 am

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 23):
Ain't socialism wonderful ?

If there's one thing I'm jealous of, that's it. Oh, and the fact that you live in arguably the nicest spot on Earth.
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