whitehatter
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Doing A Line Of Charlie

Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:40 am

Thieves burgling a house found a pot of white powder labeled 'Charlie' and proceeded to help themselves to a couple of lines of what they thought was Charlie.

(charlie = cocaine)

Except it wasnt...it was the ashes of a dog called Charlie...

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AeroWesty
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RE: Doing A Line Of Charlie

Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:59 am

I realize these aren't the sharpest tools in the shed, but just wait until they get to prison.

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"We got caught sniffing a dog."

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SlamClick
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RE: Doing A Line Of Charlie

Sun Oct 16, 2005 3:20 am

Ever seen "cremains" of dog or human?

They are not a white powder but fairly coarse pieces of burned bone. No way it could be confused with coke.

If the story is true these guys are even dumber than you think.
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whitehatter
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RE: Doing A Line Of Charlie

Sun Oct 16, 2005 6:05 am

Quoting SlamClick (Reply 2):
Ever seen "cremains" of dog or human?

They are not a white powder but fairly coarse pieces of burned bone. No way it could be confused with coke.

only from a cheap crematorium. Respectable ones at least grind the bits up afterwards into a coarse grey powder.

However smackhead burglars will snort anything. They probably thought it was just raw coke!
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RE: Doing A Line Of Charlie

Tue Oct 18, 2005 5:22 pm

I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice-cubes got stuck to my nose ..........  Smile




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RE: Doing A Line Of Charlie

Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:14 pm

LOL if they were from London, you could confuse ANYTHING with coke - they cut it with everything round here.
What do you mean you dont have any bourbon? Do you know how far it is to Houston? What kind of airline is this???
 
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RE: Doing A Line Of Charlie

Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:45 pm

Quoting CHRISBA777ER (Reply 5):
they cut it with everything round here.

I sure hope you have a legitimate reason for knowing this...  Silly
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CHRISBA777ER
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RE: Doing A Line Of Charlie

Tue Oct 18, 2005 7:32 pm

LOL yes i do as it happens.
What do you mean you dont have any bourbon? Do you know how far it is to Houston? What kind of airline is this???
 
Roger136913
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RE: Doing A Line Of Charlie

Tue Oct 18, 2005 7:40 pm

Quoting WhiteHatter (Reply 3):
only from a cheap crematorium. Respectable ones at least grind the bits up afterwards into a coarse grey powder.

However smackhead burglars will snort anything. They probably thought it was just raw coke!

Not only is it grey but there is black in it also. Even the best Crematoriums also have small pieces of bones in them.

I never saw raw coke so I can't say it's grey let alone with black in it. Have to be one stupid bastid to snort ashes thinking it's coke lol...
 
CHRISBA777ER
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RE: Doing A Line Of Charlie

Tue Oct 18, 2005 7:47 pm

This is the biggest urban myth - tabloid tripe - nothing more.
What do you mean you dont have any bourbon? Do you know how far it is to Houston? What kind of airline is this???
 
Pyrex
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RE: Doing A Line Of Charlie

Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:11 am

Quoting CHRISBA777ER (Reply 7):
LOL yes i do as it happens.

Well, in your user profile it does say "various mind expanding substances"...
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RE: Doing A Line Of Charlie

Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:46 am

I have heard of this happening before. People mistake ashes for cocaine and end up snorting it.
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CHRISBA777ER
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RE: Doing A Line Of Charlie

Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:12 am

Quoting Pyrex (Reply 10):
Quoting CHRISBA777ER (Reply 7):
LOL yes i do as it happens.

Well, in your user profile it does say "various mind expanding substances"...

Yeah, and?
What do you mean you dont have any bourbon? Do you know how far it is to Houston? What kind of airline is this???

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