airlinelover
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I Hate Skunks!

Thu Oct 27, 2005 8:08 pm

I've only had 3 hrs sleep, so if this doesnt make sense forgive me.

I finally get to sleep around 3am. Nice deep sleep, the type I wish I had every night. Well, out of nowhere, I wake up with a big jump, and realize that there is a nasty smell.. And it's getting worse.. After a minute I realize.. HOLY SHIT. A SKUNK just sprayed outside my apartment...

There used to be bushes in front of most of the complex, but they got torn out cause they were in bad shape.. I guess the skunks lived there.. Now they probably live in neighbors bushes or the nearby park, but DAMMIT! Why spray outside my window?!?!?!

Whoever invented skunks should be drug into the street and shot..

Chris

[Edited 2005-10-27 13:15:40]
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unattendedbag
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RE: I Hate Skunks!

Thu Oct 27, 2005 8:13 pm

Go outside and mark your own territory. Show that skunk who's BOSS!
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Roger136913
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RE: I Hate Skunks!

Thu Oct 27, 2005 8:13 pm

LOL, Maybe the skunk did not spray? They smell just as bad without spraying. Though the smell does not bothe rme I use to feed the ones we had living under a shed.

I would rather have them on my side when walking out the door knowing they were fed by me and not spraying me lol..
 
KevinL1011
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RE: I Hate Skunks!

Thu Oct 27, 2005 8:28 pm

Awww Dude! It smells like some righteous bud!
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KROC
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RE: I Hate Skunks!

Thu Oct 27, 2005 9:10 pm

Like Skunks are found in the 'hood Chris.
 
gkirk
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RE: I Hate Skunks!

Thu Oct 27, 2005 9:25 pm

Quoting KROC (Reply 4):
Like Skunks are found in the 'hood Chris.

Or in the unemployment office!
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BR715-A1-30
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RE: I Hate Skunks!

Fri Oct 28, 2005 4:08 am

That wasn't a skunk dude.. That was Matt D trying to get in to steal your big screen TV since he threw a hammer at his while he was watching the World Series.
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airlinelover
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RE: I Hate Skunks!

Fri Oct 28, 2005 6:47 am

Hmm.. Why does Matt D think I have a big screen tv?

Anyway, it's almost 6pm and I just got home.. STILL Smells like skunks!

Chris
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SYRGuy
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RE: I Hate Skunks!

Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:51 am

Quoting Airlinelover (Reply 7):
Anyway, it's almost 6pm and I just got home.. STILL Smells like skunks!

How many times did you get shot at on the way home?
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IslipWN
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RE: I Hate Skunks!

Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:05 am

Fuck Skunks! They are gross lol

Joe
 
AC777LR
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RE: I Hate Skunks!

Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:08 am

I just boght my new car a month ago, and on my first country drive of it, I was going up to my cottage on Lake Huron and I ran one right over, I killed it but I didnt hit the stink sac, thank god.
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airlinelover
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RE: I Hate Skunks!

Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:05 am

Quoting SYRGuy (Reply 8):

How many times did you get shot at on the way home?

What the.........

Chris
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Falcon84
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RE: I Hate Skunks!

Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:09 am

Yeah, I hate those slutty, no-good women, too.

Oh, wait...

You said SKUNKS, not SKANKS!

Ah, my bad.  Big grin
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AC777LR
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RE: I Hate Skunks!

Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:37 am

Quoting Falcon84 (Reply 12):
Yeah, I hate those slutty, no-good women, too.

Oh, wait...

You said SKUNKS, not SKANKS!

Ah, my bad.

Best post ever!!!
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SYRGuy
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RE: I Hate Skunks!

Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:48 am

Location: Utica, Michigan

AKA, D-Town. The safest city in the world.
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airlinelover
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RE: I Hate Skunks!

Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:48 am

DELETE ME! Double post!

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airlinelover
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RE: I Hate Skunks!

Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:48 am

ROFL.. It's not THAT bad, even tho KROC says otherwise..

Chris
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Mexicana757
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RE: I Hate Skunks!

Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:39 pm

Ever been in a car that has run over a skunk? Its horrible!!!!!!!!! Opening the windows doesnt do the job.  vomit   yuck 

Quoting Falcon84 (Reply 12):
Yeah, I hate those slutty, no-good women, too.

Oh, wait...

You said SKUNKS, not SKANKS!

 spit   laughing 
 
ltbewr
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RE: I Hate Skunks!

Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:17 pm

When I was a teenager (back in the late 1960's) while taking a shortcut through a semi-wooded area to a nearby supermarket, I got sparyed by a skunk. Talk about stink....PHEW!!! Had to take off all my clothes outside, wash up with Fels-Naphata bar laundry soap. I love it on a nice hot, humid summer night getting a snootful of skunk funk... irked 

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