ScarletHarlot
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Help Me Out Guys...sexy Testicle Self-exam Video

Fri Nov 04, 2005 8:53 am

Hey guys, some time ago someone posted a link to a video of a hot woman narrating guys through a testicular self-exam. I've done all kinds of searches and cannot find it. Can anyone help? Thanks.
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RE: Help Me Out Guys...sexy Testicle Self-exam Video

Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:43 am

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Thread starter):
I've done all kinds of searches and cannot find it.

Why???? That's what I'm wondering..why???????????

I'm sure Mr Harlot knows where his are, what with "beatings" and now this, hmmmmmmmmmmm, you are a very strange little girl.  Wink
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Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:51 am

Quoting Jafa39 (Reply 1):
hmmmmmmmmmmm, you are a very strange little girl.

Not at all, just a normal girl with a healthy interest in sex probably. Sounds like an erotic video. . .
 
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RE: Help Me Out Guys...sexy Testicle Self-exam Video

Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:53 am

Quoting Braybuddy (Reply 2):
Sounds like an erotic video. . .

That's what worries me, some guy fiddling with his package...euuuuuwwwww!
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RE: Help Me Out Guys...sexy Testicle Self-exam Video

Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:53 am

I'm entirely sure that you will better your education by performing this exam on him yourself, and then invite Mr. Harlot to perform the more various intimate exams on you, rather than relying on (perhaps) misinformation on an internet video.

Anyway, I believe this plan would produce more desireable and accurate results (IF you know what you're looking for; check w/ your doctor-type peoples) as well as more pleasure than just watching a video. Regards...jack
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Fri Nov 04, 2005 11:10 am

that's quite saucy of you to ask...if you find the track, let me know.

If you need instructions, let me know, too.

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RE: Help Me Out Guys...sexy Testicle Self-exam Video

Fri Nov 04, 2005 11:23 am

Not sure if i have that video. If you need one of a girl giving a testicular exam to a horse, I have a couple of those.

If you are really interested in learning and not just trying to get the humor "ball rolling" here is a nifty kit with fake balls to practice.

http://www.med-worldwide.com/testicle-self-exam.html

I stuck the ones I ordered on my Mr. Potato (+e for Quayle fans) Head. I think that makes him an action hero now.

I think its funny that it comes with a "storage box". I never knew where my ex-girlfriend kept mine at night.

[Edited 2005-11-04 03:25:26]
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Fri Nov 04, 2005 11:27 am

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Thread starter):
I've done all kinds of searches and cannot find it. Can anyone help? Thanks.

If you don't find it soon, let me know and I'll make one for you  bouncy 

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Fri Nov 04, 2005 11:42 am

April...you are talking about that girl Rachel from S-Club who did the ad.

Here it is...

http://www.dumpafile.com/item/LPFGWvvr/2

Remember...this is a serious mens health issue and you should supervise, even assist in this medical procedure with him....perhaps you could try the olive oil treatment with him on this thing..er item..er... examination...

OK....remember...it's a matter of life or death....


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Fri Nov 04, 2005 11:45 am

Sorry Ian, per your PM, the position of "sexy girl" is already filled.

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RE: Help Me Out Guys...sexy Testicle Self-exam Video

Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:35 pm

Quoting DL021 (Reply 8):
Here it is...

I didn't know whether to laugh, cry or have a cold shower..Mrs J thinks I am a pervert now!!!
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Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:52 pm

Quoting DL021 (Reply 8):
Here it is...

All Ian had to do was go into his basement and sort through his video collection. Well, that, and not step on a land mine.
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Fri Nov 04, 2005 1:34 pm

Ah, Ian, you are the MAN! I was telling a friend about it and want to send along the link. Thanks so much!

Holy cows! What kind of sassy girl do you guys think I am, anyway?!?  blush 
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Fri Nov 04, 2005 1:58 pm

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 12):
Holy cows! What kind of sassy girl do you guys think I am, anyway?!?

Don't even go there!!!
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RE: Help Me Out Guys...sexy Testicle Self-exam Video

Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:55 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 9):
Sorry Ian, per your PM, the position of "sexy girl" is already filled.

Hunh? Put the scotch down..stop fantasizing...

Quoting Jafa39 (Reply 10):
Quoting DL021 (Reply 8):
Here it is...

I didn't know whether to laugh, cry or have a cold shower..Mrs J thinks I am a pervert now!!!

Roll with it....and take her in the shower with you!

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 11):
Quoting DL021 (Reply 8):
Here it is...

All Ian had to do was go into his basement and sort through his video collection. Well, that, and not step on a land mine.

Yeah....well there are grenades and artillery shells...no land mines...that you know about...oh, and that was a comic book collection...  Wink

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 12):
Ah, Ian, you are the MAN!

Y'know, my wife was screaming that very same thing just last night.......

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 12):
Thanks so much!

You're welcome!

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 12):
Holy cows! What kind of sassy girl do you guys think I am, anyway?!?

The kind that asks about this for her husband on an open internet forum!  Big grin  Wink
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RE: Help Me Out Guys...sexy Testicle Self-exam Video

Sat Nov 05, 2005 12:26 am

Quoting DL021 (Reply 14):
The kind that asks about this for her husband on an open internet forum!

Hey, I never said it was for my husband...  Wink
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Sat Nov 05, 2005 12:49 am

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 15):
Quoting DL021 (Reply 14):
The kind that asks about this for her husband on an open internet forum!

Hey, I never said it was for my husband...

Anet as soap opera. Now I've seen everything on here.  Big grin
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Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:11 am

Now lets see the sexy British bombshell take guys through a prostate examination . . .

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Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:39 am

Quoting Falcon84 (Reply 16):
Anet as soap opera. Now I've seen everything on here

Oh for goodness sake. I sent it to a friend (AND to Mr. Harlot) for a larf. It's so over the top. You boys should be checking those nads, and if she inspires you to do so, all the better!
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RE: Help Me Out Guys...sexy Testicle Self-exam Video

Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:42 am

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 18):
Oh for goodness sake. I sent it to a friend (AND to Mr. Harlot) for a larf. It's so over the top. You boys should be checking those nads, and if she inspires you to do so, all the better

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Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 18):
You boys should be checking those nads,

I think most check every hour, but not for the reason in the video.  Wink
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RE: Help Me Out Guys...sexy Testicle Self-exam Video

Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:48 am

Quoting Jaysit (Reply 17):
Now lets see the sexy British bombshell take guys through a prostate examination . . .

This is a radio advert by the great Ricky Gervais(The Office) about prostate examinations. It was originally banned because of the squelching noise!
http://www.prostate-cancer.org.uk/media/audio/ricky_web.mp3

A better link for the Rachel stevens video is
http://rachelgetsfruity.com/flash.html
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Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:54 am

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 18):
You boys should be checking those nads,

Better to let the Missus do it, Scarlot!  Big grin
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Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:44 am

Haven't looked at the video, but hey, if it encourages guys to do this exam on a regular basis, so much the better. Testicular cancer is the most common form of cancer in men in their late teens to early 30's, so it's a good idea to be on just as intamate terms with the 'guys' down there as women are with their breasts.

If you find something unusual, get thee to a doctor. Usually an ultrasound is the next step, or they may ask you to do a biopsy. Either way, it's better to be sure.

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RE: Help Me Out Guys...sexy Testicle Self-exam Video

Sat Nov 05, 2005 8:23 am

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 15):
Quoting DL021 (Reply 14):
The kind that asks about this for her husband on an open internet forum!

Hey, I never said it was for my husband...

You are too cool!

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 18):
You boys should be checking those nads, and if she inspires you to do so, all the better!

Hey...it's all in the name of health!

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 19):
uoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 18):
You boys should be checking those nads,

I think most check every hour, but not for the reason in the video.

Hey! They're my nads and it's my soap and I'll wash them as much as I want!
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Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:06 am

Whoh! I need a cold shower after watching that.  blush 

Too bad the cold water pushes your testicles up into your scrotum  Wink

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RE: Help Me Out Guys...sexy Testicle Self-exam Video

Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:18 am

I have a pool as to who posts a link to a gay version first.
 
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RE: Help Me Out Guys...sexy Testicle Self-exam Video

Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:35 am

Quoting Ctbarnes (Reply 24):
Too bad the cold water pushes your testicles up into your scrotum

You know, that's generally where my balls hang out anyway. Where do yours frequent that requires a return to the ol' scrotum?

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Sat Nov 05, 2005 11:13 am

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 26):
You know, that's generally where my balls hang out anyway. Where do yours frequent that requires a return to the ol' scrotum?

Allow me to clarify: Cold water pushes the scrotal sac up into your body. Dem boys just don't like cold!

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Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:04 pm

Jesus, but you guys are putting out WAY TMI!

Gawd!!!  Silly
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