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TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 12:15 am

OK, we've had two movie one liners, how about some TV one liners

Here are two of my favs!


That's not a maharinces that's a Hena rinses!

and of course:

Jane, you ignorant slut!
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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 12:30 am

Quoting Dtwclipper (Thread starter):
Jane, you ignorant slut!

Weekend Update, SNL
"There’s nothing quite as exhilarating as being shot at and missed" --Winston Churchill
 
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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 12:31 am

D'oooh....!!!

filler
filler
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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 12:32 am

"Are you running for something?

No, Mr...., Are you?"


edit: these go together. they are not seperate quotes

[Edited 2005-11-06 16:49:47]
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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 12:37 am

"But it is increasingly clear to this reporter that the only rational way out then will be to negotiate, not as victors, but as an honorable people who lived up to their pledge to defend democracy, and did the best they could."

"Oh Boy!"
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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 12:43 am

"Autobots, transform....and roll out."


"Form feet and legs. Form arms and body. And I'll form...the head!"
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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 12:43 am

"I see nothing!"

"JETSON!!"
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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 12:46 am

Newman, to Jerry: "I'm just a LIT-tle disappointed..."

Jerry, interrupting: "You're not a little anything, Newman!"
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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 12:51 am

Quoting AzoresLover (Reply 7):
Newman, to Jerry: "I'm just a LIT-tle disappointed..."

Jerry, interrupting: "You're not a little anything, Newman!"

Seinfeld
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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:04 am

Saturday 29th November, Most Haunted Live, historian Richard Jones:

“It was quite common for the prostitutes to deal with seaman from the port authority”

after which he realised what he had said then turned bright red...well it was the highlight of four nights of absolute bollocks!
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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:03 am

Edith: "Aawchie, how do ya want me to lace your shoes?"

Archie: "Through the holes, Edith, through the holes!"
 
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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:14 am

Anything To Do With Little Britain

"Eh, Eh, Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"Bitty"
"Computer Says No!"
"Yeah But No but Yeah But No But................"
"Yes but i'm the only gay in the village"

Priceless, Award Winning Comedy"

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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:27 am

"I'll carry on,
Carry over
Carry out
Carry a tune
Carry me back to ol' Virginia
I'll even Hari Carry if you show me how,
But I will NOT carry a gun!"

"Will you stifle yourself!"

"This is Ted Baxter saying good night and good news!"

"Dy-no-mite!"

And for all you Brits out there:

"Stupid boy!"

"You stupid woman!"

"Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once."

"Good Moaning"

"I'm free!"

"It's Bou-quet"

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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:29 am

Quoting Ctbarnes (Reply 12):
I'll carry on,
Carry over
Carry out
Carry a tune
Carry me back to ol' Virginia
I'll even Hari Carry if you show me how,
But I will NOT carry a gun!"

Alan Alda M*A*S*H
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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:35 am

Quoting Ctbarnes (Reply 12):
"Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once."

One of the best TV phrases ever. In the topic of British Comedy:

"No no no no no... yes"

These two are from South Park (Cartman):

"Rispect ma otho-ri-tie"

"Screw you guys, I'm going home"
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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:36 am

3rd Rock From the Sun. (Dick is dressed as a pirate at some fancy costume party).

Filler person: "Great costume Dick! Where are your buckaneers?"
Dick: "Under my buckin' hat! .

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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:39 am

"Sweetie DAAAHHH-ling!!"

"....just like I know that outfit is a fiesta del failure."

"Hi! I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl and this is my other brother Darryl." (bonus points if you know their names at birth)

GO CANUCKS!!
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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:44 am

Hello, is that Mr Akbar? Mrs Slocombe here, your next door neighbour. I wonder - would you do me a little favour? Would you go to my front door, bend down, look through the letter box... and if you can see my pussy, would you drop a sardine on the mat?

I hope were not going to be late tonight. I've left Winston clinging to the curtain rail, he refuses to come down. The mere sight of my pussy drives him mad.



On the mantelpiece in my parlour I've got a whole row of silver cups.

Oh. And what are they for?

They're for my pussy. Do you know, it wins a prize every time I show it!

When people ask you what you have for breakfast, don't tell them cornflakes. You eat an exclusive european high fibre breakfast.

This is a great day for me Richard, with my outdoors indoors luxury barbeque with finger buffet.

[Edited 2005-11-06 19:48:15]
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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:06 am

Quoting Ctbarnes (Reply 12):
"Stupid boy!"

Arthur Lowe as Capt Mainwaring to the mommy's boy in 'Dads Army'

Quoting Dtwclipper (Reply 17):
Hello, is that Mr Akbar? Mrs Slocombe here, your next door neighbour. I wonder - would you do me a little favour? Would you go to my front door, bend down, look through the letter box... and if you can see my pussy, would you drop a sardine on the mat?
I hope were not going to be late tonight. I've left Winston clinging to the curtain rail, he refuses to come down. The mere sight of my pussy drives him mad.
On the mantelpiece in my parlour I've got a whole row of silver cups.
Oh. And what are they for?
They're for my pussy. Do you know, it wins a prize every time I show it!

Mrs Slocum 'Are you being served?'

Quoting Dtwclipper (Reply 17):
When people ask you what you have for breakfast, don't tell them cornflakes. You eat an exclusive european high fibre breakfast.
This is a great day for me Richard, with my outdoors indoors luxury barbeque with finger buffet.

Hyacinthe Bucket 'Keeping Up Appearances'

"Until then, it's goodnight from me."
"And it's goodnight from him."

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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:09 am

Viva La bam:

Bam asks vito: "Vito, do you know where Brazil is?"
Vito replies: "Of course I know where it is! It's in the Bahamas bam!"

Couldn't stop laughing for like 10 minutes!

[Edited 2005-11-06 20:10:35]
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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:15 am

Quoting Ctbarnes (Reply 12):
"Will you stifle yourself!"

"This is Ted Baxter saying good night and good news!"

"Dy-no-mite!"

Respectively...

Archie, "All in the Family"
Ted, "The Mary Tyler Moore Show"
JJ, "Good Times"

Bonus Points: What British show was "All In The Family" based on?
Clue: It's credited at the end of every episode.

[Edited 2005-11-06 20:18:03]
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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:26 am

Quoting SATL382G (Reply 20):
Bonus Points: What British show was "All In The Family" based on?
Clue: It's credited at the end of every episode.

'Til Death Do Us Part', 'Archie Bunker' was based on 'Alf Garnett'

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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:30 am

Quoting WrenchBender (Reply 21):
'Til Death Do Us Part', 'Archie Bunker' was based on 'Alf Garnett'

Ding, Ding!! We have a winner!

I thought it would a tougher question though.....
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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:34 am

Quoting WrenchBender (Reply 21):
Quoting SATL382G (Reply 20):
Bonus Points: What British show was "All In The Family" based on?
Clue: It's credited at the end of every episode.

'Til Death Do Us Part', 'Archie Bunker' was based on 'Alf Garnett'

WrenchBender

Bonus bonus question....what show is "three's company" based on?
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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:45 am

Quoting Dtwclipper (Reply 23):
Bonus bonus question....what show is "three's company" based on?

Man About The House


Ok Triple Bonus: "Sanford and Son" was based on what Brit show?
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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:49 am

Quoting SATL382G (Reply 24):
Ok Triple Bonus: "Sanford and Son" was based on what Brit show?

"Steptoe and Son"
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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:50 am

Quoting Dtwclipper (Reply 25):
"Steptoe and Son"

We need harder questions I guess......
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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:51 am

Quoting Dtwclipper (Reply 23):
Bonus bonus question....what show is "three's company" based on?

Wasn't it called something like, "Man About the House?"

Quoting WrenchBender (Reply 18):
"Until then, it's goodnight from me."
"And it's goodnight from him."

Easy! The Two Ronnies

Quoting Seb146 (Reply 16):
"Hi! I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl and this is my other brother Darryl." (bonus points if you know their names at birth)

Newhart (Can't remember their names at birth, though).

Quoting Seb146 (Reply 16):
"Sweetie DAAAHHH-ling!!"

Could only be Absolutely Fabulous

A few more memorable quotes from that show:

Patsy: All I have to do is snap my fingers and hemlines would go up so high the whole world becomes your gynecologist.

Eddie (on the treadmill): I know inside this fat body there's a thin one just waiting to get out!
Saffie: What, just the one?

Eddie (looking for her pager): Oh, where's my little vibrator thingie?
Mother: By your bed, dear.

Quoting Pyrex (Reply 14):
"No no no no no... yes"

Monty Python (Nudge, nudge).

Here's a few more:

"This is an ex-parrot!"

"Oooh Argh!"

"Oh, back off Rose, not everyone is listed by the Navy as a friendly port!"

"Who's Queen?" Bonus points if you can name the episode where they talk about the turnip that's "shaped like a thingie."
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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:52 am

Quoting Dtwclipper (Reply 25):
"Steptoe and Son"

You DIRTY old man!  Big grin

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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:55 am

Quoting Ctbarnes (Reply 27):
"Oh, back off Rose, not everyone is listed by the Navy as a friendly port!"

Must be the Golden Girls
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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:56 am

Quoting Dtwclipper (Reply 23):
Bonus bonus question....what show is "three's company" based on?

'Man about the House'


another quote from a Britcom

'Oooooh, Betty'

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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:58 am

How about this gem:

If Barbra Streisand and your mother were drowning, who would you save?
Well, of course, I'd save my mother. Barbra can walk on water.
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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:09 am

Kenny's lyrics from the South Park theme song:

"I like girls with big fat titties
I love girls with big vaginas"
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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:20 am

"Hey Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?"
"Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?"

"How's life treating you, Norm?"
"Like it caught me sleeping with its wife."

"What's going down, Normie?"
"My butt cheeks on that bar stool."

"How's about a beer, Norm?"
"That's that amber sudsy stuff, right? I've heard good things about it!"

"Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
"A little early isn't it, Woody?"
"For a beer?" "No, for stupid questions."

"Women. Can't live with 'em ... pass the beer nuts."
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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 7:03 am

Stupid boy

Have any of the Brits heard the Janet and John dialogues on Wogan?

To help others they are written like a early learning school book
See John catch the ball etc, but these are about adults

two classics

John takes sarah for a meal in London Sarah likes John, John likes Sarah, Sarah says she has never been taken up the Oxo tower before


James askes Mrs Biggerstaff for some Tomato Ketchup. Mrs B sats shes hasnt any and takes John round the back of the tent and palms him off with relish

Apparently these will be out on a CD soon but dont put iy on when you are driving
 
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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 9:58 am

Quoting SATL382G (Reply 6):
"I see nothing!"

Sgt Shultz, Hogan's Heros - one of my favorites.

Quoting Ctbarnes (Reply 12):
"I'll carry on,
Carry over
Carry out
Carry a tune
Carry me back to ol' Virginia
I'll even Hari Carry if you show me how,
But I will NOT carry a gun!"

Hawkeye Pierece . . .and Falcon84 . . . M.A.S.H. - another favorite.
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Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:17 am

"I don't think so, Tim"

"Oh my god, they killed Kenny!!"

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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:12 pm

From Moonlighting...

Maddy - "Sex doesn't cure anything." (or similar...I forget the precise wording)

David - "Well actually it's a well known cure for localised high blood pressure in men!"  Wink

An absolute classic!

Cheers,.
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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 9:40 pm

Quoting Ctbarnes (Reply 27):
"Who's Queen?" Bonus points if you can name the episode where they talk about the turnip that's "shaped like a thingie."

The second Blackadder series, first episode, "Beer".
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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:09 pm

"For a woman of her age she has a pretty nice pair of tits"

Graham Kennedy referring to Queen Elizabeth II, 1989.

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RE: TV One Liners!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:14 pm

[quote=Stlgph,reply=5]Autobots, transform....and roll out."[/quote

TRANSFORMERS

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RE: TV One Liners!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 10:37 am

One of mine is actually longer than a "one-liner," but...

Julia: Excuse me, aren't you Marjorie Lee Winnick, the current Miss Georgia World?

Marjorie: Why, yes I am.

Julia: I'm Julia Sugarbaker, Suzanne Sugarbaker's sister. I couldn't help over hearing part of your conversation.

Marjorie: Well, I'm sorry. I didn't know anyone was here.

Julia: Yes, and I gather from your comment there are a couple of other things you don't know, Marjorie. For example, you probably didn't know that Suzanne was the only contestant in Georgia pageant history to sweep every category except congeniality, and that is not something the women in my family aspire to anyway. Or that when she walked down the runway in her swimsuit, five contestants quit on the spot. Or that when she emerged from the isolation booth to answer the question, "What would you do to prevent war?" She spoke so eloquently of patriotism, battlefields and diamond tiaras, grown men wept. And you probably didn't know, Marjorie, that Suzanne was not just any Miss Georgia, she was THE Miss Georgia. She didn't twirl just a baton, that baton was on FIRE! And when she threw that baton into the air, it flew higher, further, faster than any baton has ever flown before, hitting a transformer and showering the darkened arena with sparks. And when it finally did come down, Marjorie, my sister caught that baton, and 12,000 people jumped to their feet for sixteen and one-half minutes of uninterrupted, thunderous ovation as flames illuminated her tear-stained face! And THAT, Marjorie, just so you know, and your children will someday know, is the night the lights went out in Georgia!
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RE: TV One Liners!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:05 pm

Daphne: Now come now Dr. Crane, hasn't a man ever used sex to get what he wants?

Frasier: How can we possibly use sex to get what we want? Sex IS what we want!
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RE: TV One Liners!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:16 pm

After finding out his father was The Big Giant Head:

Dick: I don't know who I am anymore!
Harry: Well, your first name is Dick, and your last name is Head...
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RE: TV One Liners!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:41 pm

"Paging Dr. Howard..Dr. Fein, Dr. Howard".
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RE: TV One Liners!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:58 pm

Quoting Kevinl1011 (Reply 44):
"Paging Dr. Howard..Dr. Fein, Dr. Howard".

My heroes!!! Spike has them on at midnight Alaska time . . .

The Three Stooges Slap-Happy Hour. Give me Moe, Larrry and Curly any time.
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RE: TV One Liners!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:13 pm

M*A*S*H - "You know sometimes I think there should be a rule of war saying you have to see someone up close and get to know 'em before it's ok to shoot 'em." - Potter

M*A*S*H - "I just don't know why they're shooting at us. All we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread. Transplant the American dream. Freedom. Achievement. Hyperacidity. Affluence. Flatulence. Technology. Tension. The inalienable right to an early coronary sitting at your desk while plotting to stab your boss in the back." -Hawkeye

Good Times - "James, there is dignity in all work! It's not the kind of work you do that gives you dignity, it's how good you do it. When I was a maid, I was the best damn maid there was!" - Florida

Mister Ed - "Well cut off my ear and call me Van Gogh"

Mister Ed - "Stop gabbin' and get me some oats!"
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RE: TV One Liners!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:18 pm

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 45):
The Three Stooges Slap-Happy Hour. Give me Moe, Larrry and Curly any time.

AW! .....A Wiseguy!
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RE: TV One Liners!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:23 pm

Grounds Keeper Willie: "Lunchlady Doris, have you got any grease?"
Lunchlady Doris: "Yes, yes we do!"
Grounds Keeper Willie: (rips off shirt) "Then grease me up woman!"
Later in the same episode:
Gounds Keeper Willie: "Aye, there's neary an animal that can outrun a greased scottsman!"

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RE: TV One Liners!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:37 pm

Shoot first,ask questions later......
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