swisskloten
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Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:04 am

I've seen plenty of outrageous and hilarious bumper stickers. I recall my favorite:
"I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go!"
LMAO!!!

Then there's this:
"Officer, will this bumper sticker saying SUPPORT LAW ENFORCEMENT convince you to not ticket me?"
OMG!! ROTF!!!  rotfl 

And the classic:
"My kid beat up your honor student"

Seen any funny ones lately?
 
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:07 am

"Have you slugged your kid today?"
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swisskloten
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:10 am

I remember another one:
"I got kicked out of Cub Scouts for eating a Brownie!"
 
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:22 am

My personal favorite: "How bout a deal? Keep religion out of our schools and we won't think in your church."

If only the US was truly the secular state we proclaim to be rather then having the nuts in the religious right with so much damn influence around here. Religion is such a waste of time.  twocents 
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:25 am

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 3):
Religion is such a waste of time.

A post about bumper stickers and we still manage to drag ridiculous controversy into it. This forum never ceases to amaze me!  silly 

The sticker in my window says "Warning- Driver Sniffs JET-A." Another of my favorites is "Real pilots don't fly Airbus," one which I'm buying to stick in an HP A320 bin!
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:28 am

On the back window of my pickup
"Doing my Part to Piss off the Religious Right"
"The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity"
 
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:29 am

I had one on my old car the read, "If Godliness is next to cleanliness, this car is on its way to Hell."

then there is "Fat people are harder to kidnap"

too many good ones to list.
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illusion
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:32 am

Usually a taxi sticker here...

I compete with Turkish Airlines...'
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:36 am

I remember seeing this one while I was driving home: "I Trust Fox News"

 vomit 

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swisskloten
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:38 am

Quoting Illusion (Reply 7):

Ow! I'm LMAO so hard it hurts! Did you ask the taxi driver if he ever did beat the airline?
 
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:39 am

A local favorite poking fun at Dr. Jerry Prevo - the local Baptist Temple Guru . . .
Annoy Prevo, Think for Yourself

There are others of course . . .

My Kid Beat up Your Honor Student
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:46 am

Save a tree, eat a beaver !
 
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:51 am

"Your kid may be an honor student, but you're a moron"...

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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:54 am

And I have to add, while this one isn't funny, another one that I like for here in the States:
"If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading this in English, thank a vet!"

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 10):
My Kid Beat up Your Honor Student

Better yet:


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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:55 am

A classic:

"Friends don't let friends vote Democrat"
The only thing worst than the GOP is the Democratic Party, think about it!
 
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:58 am

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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:59 am

Hit me; I've got insurance!
 
illusion
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:07 am

Quoting Swisskloten (Reply 9):
Ow! I'm LMAO so hard it hurts! Did you ask the taxi driver if he ever did beat the airline?

No need to ask... They don't drive... They flyyyy...  yes 

Cheers  Smile
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:08 am

" Keep honking, I'm still reloading ... "
 
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:10 am

Quoting Swisskloten (Thread starter):
Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

"Keep Honking, I'm Reloading"

and the infamous one...."shit happens"  bigthumbsup 
Crye me a river
 
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:14 am

"My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma"

"My God Can Beat Up Your God"
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:21 am

"I found Jesus...he was behind the couch the whole time"

"Born right the first time"
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:26 am






Crye me a river
 
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:33 am



 Smile

-Sam
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PPVRA
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:38 am

"Don't Drink and Drive, Smoke and Fly!"

On an old P.O.S. SUV: "Global Warmer"

Disclaimer: I don't smoke anything, lol.

Cheers

[Edited 2005-11-16 02:43:26]
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:42 am

"Don't Steal, The Government hates competition"

and of course
"If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport!"
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illusion
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:46 am

Quoting Monorail (Reply 25):
"If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport!"

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 
just because you can't see it, doesn't mean it isn't there...
 
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:47 am

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 10):
A local favorite poking fun at Dr. Jerry Prevo

Is that moron still  stirthepot ? He was making a fool of himself back in 84 when I lived there.

A local favorite:
"Slow down, this ain't the mainland"
"The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity"
 
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:49 am

Quoting FutureUApilot (Reply 23):
FutureUApilot

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 
Priceless. I wonder how much the photographer got for that picture. laughing 
Just...fly.
 
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:00 am

I was going to get one for my car that says:

Do not tow: This is not an abandoned vehicle.
Things were better when it was two guys in a dorm room.
 
jay767
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:05 am

"save a mouse eat a pussy" Big grin
 
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:16 am

Saw this one today made me laugh out loud.

" DONT DRINK AND DRIVE YOU MIGHT HIT A BUMP AND SPILL THE DRINK"
"It was just four of us on the flight deck, trying to do our job" (Captain Al Haynes)
 
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:22 am

Cats: The other white meat

Ask me about microwaving cats... For fun and profit.

Insured by HK (some will get it, some won't)
Things were better when it was two guys in a dorm room.
 
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:10 pm

"Looking for your cat? Try looking under my tires"
 
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:21 pm

Quoting Searpqx (Reply 27):
Is that moron still  stirthepot  ? He was making a fool of himself back in 84 when I lived there.

Oh, yes, he's still in town - got his ass in a bit of a bind with the numerous houses the "church" owns for "staff" and the city tax assessor . . . .

I can't stand the guy, reminds me of my ex-Father-In-Law.
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:35 pm

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 3):
My personal favorite: "How bout a deal? Keep religion out of our schools and we won't think in your church."

Good one... bigthumbsup 

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 21):
"I found Jesus...he was behind the couch the whole time"

A personal favorite... Wink

I like:
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- Gun control means using both hands
- I love airplane noise
- Work harder: millions on welfare are depending on you

My all-time favorite:
- Why am I the only person who knows how to drive?
And the winner for best actress is....REESE WITHERSPOON for 'Walk the Line'!!!!!!!!
 
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:54 pm

Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 32):
Insured by HK

More common, "Insured by S&W"

A few other goodies:

Hang up and Drive

Jesus Saves .. and Gretzky scores on the rebound

Horn Broken, Watch for Finger

Cover Me, I'm changing lanes

You! Out of the Gene Pool Now!

I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to (Is this on B744F's car?)

Grow your own dope - plant a man

Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car before

Ax me about Ebonics

If you can read this, I've lost my trailer

Jet Noise - The Sound of Freedom!

I love the smell of Jet Fuel in the morning

Work Harder - Millions on Welfare Depend on You

Gun Control Means Using Both Hands or Gun Control Means Hitting Your Target

We're spending our Children's Inheritance

Lost Your Cat? Try Looking under my Tires

[Edited 2005-11-16 05:07:45]
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:27 pm

My favorites...

"My Son Has Perfect Attendance at Ramsey Unit II" (a prison near Houston)
"Welcome to America. Speak English or go back home."
"My other car is a piece of shit, too."

One I hope to make for my dad...

"My Son Arrested The Kid That Beat Up Your Honor Student"
 
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:34 pm

I'm against the death penalty. Look what happened to Jesus.

Speak your mind even if your voice shakes

Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers

If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?
"I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library."
 
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:38 pm

I'm not speeding, I'm just flying low
I lift things up and put them down.
 
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:40 pm

"What would Scooby Doo?"
In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey...
 
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:45 pm

"I hate bumper stickers"
"My pet is smarter than you honor roll son"
'Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind'. Albert Einstein
 
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:59 pm

Quoting Texan (Reply 38):
Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers

If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?

CLASSIC!!!!!! I LOVE THESE!!!! Anything that is anti-organized religion is a hit with me!

Quoting BHMBAGLOCK (Reply 36):
If you can read this, I've lost my trailer

Also seen: if you can read this, the bitch fell off... Wink
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:29 pm

"Don't drink and drive, your drink may spill"
 
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:08 pm

Quoting Searpqx (Reply 5):
On the back window of my pickup
"Doing my Part to Piss off the Religious Right"

Here are mine. First one's on the back windscreen
http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0WQCmAk0bXP3J5qWbL62*d13cH30csZKaFSEFOnPuQz1w7dMTR9WPQ2OzOKUpM*CRUJgsHPjWsqS0DcUEMw*C4fT2BkDufLAwSwCd5La1eRLKaWx!WY93qh2JMFSeJ7IEdbwTH97Zzeg/clowningaround%20009.jpg?dc=4675547840271996146
2nd one on the bumper
http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0WQDyAkUbPfvJ5qWbL62*d13cH30csZKaPn6w3Hze8q0uHXrxpM7OgsCFsIr!Kd6jLdw8H45bpAWFNbTCof6ijTGVi6vr*upw3Z2uzXKruLQTuGjIJk!FCvt4Aw9xTAa9rKzVW*BP5Jw/clowningaround%20010.jpg?dc=4675547840390235005
Made from jets!
 
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:13 pm

If W won, doesn't that mean that the democrats lost to the village idiot? Twice.
Hypocrisy. It's the new black for liberals.
 
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:30 pm

http://www.gryphonsmoon.com/cat/express-yourself/bumper-stickers/my-other-car-is-a-broom.gif
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 6:41 pm

I've seen:

"Pimp parking. All violators will be b!tch slapped"

or

"My Other Ride Is Your Mom"

I thought those were quite funny.
A Grumpy German Is A Sauerkraut
 
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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:29 pm



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RE: Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:33 pm

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 10):
My Kid Beat up Your Honor Student

Yeah I saw that one one a car when I was in Atlanta. That was hilarious because those "my kid is a honor student" bumperstickers are so damn gross! Big grin

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